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JurassicCraft SMP: Why Do They Need to Reference the First JP in Every Minecraft SMP?

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8395
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dimension Hops:	5	Crops Grown:	3225
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that keep referencing the same old Jurassic Park movie? Well, look no further because our server is a Jurassic Park-free zone! That’s right, no more hearing about T-Rexes and raptors, we’ve got a whole new world for you to explore.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine for diamonds in a magical rainbow cave. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats!

And forget about boring old trilogies, on our server, every player gets their own epic storyline. Will you become the ruler of the land, a master builder, or the ultimate prankster? The possibilities are endless!

So why waste your time on servers stuck in the past when you can join us for a crazy, hilarious, and totally unique Minecraft experience? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!

GymCraftFamLove

Bodybuilding, Commitment, Communication, family bonding, FITNESS, gym, GymCraftFamLove, husband, Insecurity, Jealousy, MMA, physical activity, progress, Protective, Reassurance, relationships, self improvement, Son, Trust, working out

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2773
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

Are you tired of boring gym sessions where no one notices your gains? Join our Minecraft server where you can bond with your son while fighting off creepers and building your muscles! Our server is filled with big, gentle giants like my son who will protect you from any virtual dangers.

Forget about your insecure husband worrying about what you wear to the gym, on our server, you can wear diamond armor and no one will dare to hit on you or grab your blocky butt. Plus, with all the pixelated women and men working out together, there’s no time for jealousy – everyone is focused on leveling up!

So come join us on our server and show off your progress while spending quality time with your son. Trust us, no one will notice you in that way, except maybe the zombies trying to eat your brains. Don’t give up on your virtual gains, join us today!

TimeTravelerInMinecraftSMP

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	258
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide! Our server is so lit, even Thomas Edison would be shooketh by our redstone contraptions. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the epic battles between our resident Ender Dragon and a squad of dancing llamas. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through time and space (well, mostly just blocks and pixels, but you get the idea)!

CraftyBroke

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2843
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Mines Excavated:	2260	Players Killed by Monsters:	554
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear and potions? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, everything is dirt cheap! Literally, you can buy a stack of diamonds for just one dirt block. Why? Because our server is run by a group of eccentric billionaire villagers who have way too much money and just want to see how chaotic things can get.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare mobs like rainbow sheep and flying creepers. And if you manage to defeat the final boss, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots out fireworks instead of fire. Plus, our server is constantly plagued by random events like giant chickens falling from the sky or spontaneous disco parties in the Nether.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures of your life? Just remember, on our server, the only thing that’s too expensive is taking things too seriously.

MedicMayhemCraft

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4360
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	280	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	220	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Meteorites Collected:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Yo, so like, come join our Minecraft server cuz we got the craziest shenanigans happening up in here. One time, a medic got straight up raped and murdered, and it caused a nationwide physician strike in India. Like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, that won’t happen on our server cuz we got all the protection and safety measures in place. Plus, we got unicorns roaming around, giving out free diamonds to all the players. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party with dancing creepers. So come on over and join the fun, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

GenomeGigabyteCraft

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6652
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Votes:	3830	Potions Brewed:	69

OMG, dis server be like da biggest genome sequenced so far, but in Minecraft form! We got lungfish DNA up in dis piece, 180 gigabases in each cell, like whaaat?! Join dis server if u wanna swim in da gene pool of craziness and build ur own mutant creatures! We got DNA splicing parties every Friday night, where we mix and match genes to create da ultimate Minecraft monstrosities! So come on down and get yo genetic freak on, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Galactic Cube Survival

Adventure, auction house, Challenges, chat games, chill gameplay, Community, Conquering, custom advancements, Custom Quests, Economy, Friends, Grinding, MCMMO, multiplayer, No Griefing, Premium support, Quests, Relaxing, Sandbox, Survival, Tnt, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1598
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
New Chunks Explored:	396160	Animals Bred:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	60
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Welcome to Galactic Cube!

Are you ready to put your survival, grinding and conquering skills to the test. We have something for every playstyle here. Dive into relaxing, chill gameplay with friends, or unleash chaos with TNT. The world is at your fingertips!

Features: – 24/7 uptime – Economy – Chat games – No griefing – Auction House – Custom advancements – 200+ custom quests – Premium support

Join the community! IP: play.galacticcube.net

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Stampede International

Discord, Geopolitics, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server, Sfw, Stampede International, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	787
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Holy Grails Found:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Stampede International is a SFW, Survival Multiplayer server for everyone!

JOIN DISCORD! https://discord.gg/geopolitics

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VitaMC: Where Vanilla meets Modded in a clumsy 1.9+ dance

Adventure, bedrock, Biomes, BUILD, Challenges, clumsy, Community, creativity, Custom, Dance, Events, java, landscapes, Legacy, meets, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, multiplayer, Parkour, Questing, smp, Staff, Survival, Treasures, Vanilla, VitaMC

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7927
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Potions Brewed:	23	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Vita MC Server Overview

Features	Details
Survival Multiplayer (SMP)	Immerse yourself in a dynamic world full of unique biomes and hidden treasures.
Custom Modpack – Full Steam Ahead	Dive into a unique Minecraft experience with new features, items, and mechanics.
Expansive World	Explore a vast and diverse world filled with stunning landscapes and hidden treasures.
Community-Driven	Engage with fellow players, showcase your creations, and collaborate on exciting projects.
Events and Challenges	Participate in thrilling events and challenges hosted by the dedicated staff team.
Friendly Staff	Approachable and helpful staff ready to assist players with an intuitive ticket system.
Questing and Adventure	Embark on epic quests, battle custom mobs, and solve intricate puzzles.
Evolving Parkour in main Hub	Enjoy parkour challenges in the main hub area.

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Can I join Vita MC using both Java and Bedrock versions?

Yes, our server supports both Java and Bedrock versions of Minecraft.

What is the minimum Minecraft version required for Vita MC?

Vita MC is compatible with Minecraft versions 1.9 and upwards.

How can I participate in events and challenges on the server?

You can participate in events and challenges hosted by our staff team by staying updated on the server announcements and event schedules.

Are there any specific rules or guidelines for building on Vita MC?

Yes, we have specific rules and guidelines in place to ensure a positive and respectful community environment. These rules are outlined on our website and enforced by our staff team.

How can I get support from the staff team if I encounter any issues on the server?

You can reach out to our approachable and helpful staff team through our intuitive ticket system on the server. They are available to assist you with any issues you may encounter.

2029 Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5761
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Farms Harvested:	152
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the pixels are as sharp as a diamond sword and the creepers are as explosive as a bad taco night! Join us for a wild ride through blocky landscapes and endless possibilities.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare diamonds. Legend has it that they became the richest player in all of Minecraft land, building a castle made entirely of emerald blocks and riding a diamond-encrusted pig into battle.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon, who has been known to challenge players to epic duels for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. And if you’re lucky, you may even encounter the mythical Herobrine, who will either help you on your quest or turn your world upside down with his mischievous tricks.

So come on and join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination and the only rule is to have a blast! Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and pixels.