Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!
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My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years
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PixelatedEscape Minecraft Server
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Tired of adulting? Need a break from the real world? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle monsters.Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself wants to join in on the fun. Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on every night to play a round of spleef with our players.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can dance the night away with endermen and zombie pigmen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your imagination run wild. Who needs reality when you have a world where anything is possible?
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ImprobableCraft
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Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly found a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us for a chance to experience the most random and hilarious events in the Minecraft universe. From riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes to building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of cake, there’s never a dull moment here. So come on over and see what statistically improbable thing will happen to you next!
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KhersonCraft Minecraft Server
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come join our epic minecraft server where we desecrate graves like the russian occupation authorities in kherson region! we have the most insane pvp battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and show off your mad skills. our community is like a family, but a dysfunctional one where we all prank each other and have a blast. join us for the craziest adventures and build the most epic structures you can imagine. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of the madness!
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KurdCraft: Turkey Edition
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omg guys, u gotta join this epic minecraft server where turkeys are advancing into kurdistan territory! like, imagine the chaos and madness, it’s like a real-life turkey war but in minecraft! join us now and help defend or conquer the turkey empire, it’s gonna be a gobble-tastic time! plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows, it’s a total barnyard party up in here. don’t miss out on the turkey invasion, join now and let’s make minecraft history together!
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BeltlessCraft
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join dis minecraft server if u wanna experience da wildest adventure of ur life!!! we got pigs dat can fly, cows dat do da macarena, n zombies dat breakdance!!! u can build a house made entirely of cheese or ride a llama into battle against a army of evil chickens!!! plus, u don’t have to buckle ur belt at da front cuz dat’s just how we roll in dis crazy world!! so come on down and join da fun, u won’t regret it (probably)!!!
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CraftyCreeperPub
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so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, this server is like the holy grail of minecraft servers, like fr. we got pigs that can fly, cows that can speak french, and creepers that do the cha cha slide. not to mention, our diamond mines are filled with so much bling bling, u gonna need sunglasses just to look at it.but wait, there’s more! our players are like superheroes, they can build a castle in 5 minutes flat and defeat the ender dragon with their eyes closed. plus, our community is so lit, u gonna make friends for life (or at least until they steal ur diamonds).
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party we have every saturday night? it’s like coachella, but with more zombies. so what are u waiting for? join this server now and get ready for the ride of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.
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An Apple a Day Keeps the Mobs at Bay – Gapple Ultra-Hardcore Server 1.20.4
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Minecraft Server Overview
Server Name gapple.mchost.pro Direct IP 108.181.149.16:26998 Goal Stay alive and earn the most points Score +1 per minute alive, +1 per experience point FAQ
Q: What happens if I die on the server?
A: You can earn a revive back to the Overworld by beating the weekly Sunday competition.
Q: When is the Team Competition held?
A: The Team Competition is held on Sundays at 12CT and has been going on for 223 weeks now.
Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?
A: Play fair and friendly and do not use client-side mods that give unfair advantages. No hacking, xray resource packs, or hacked clients are allowed on the server.
Q: What is the Apocalypse DataPack?
A: The Apocalypse DataPack adds unique challenges to the game such as players killed by zombies becoming zombies, enhanced skeletons, biting bats, and more.
Q: How can I see the top scoring players on the server?
A: Hold a bone block to see the server’s current top scoring players.
Q: Can I join the server’s Discord channel?
A: Yes, you can join the Discord channel by using the invite link: https://discord.gg/EP5Y9C7
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NukeCraft Server: Oops!
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And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken that shoots laser beams out of its eyes? That’s right, a laser chicken. Need we say more?
So come join us on our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be sure to watch out for exploding pandas and laser chickens!
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CringeCraft Minecraft Server
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But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Bacon, a rare and delicious treat that will give you superhuman abilities in-game.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden carrots? Don’t miss out on the cringe-tastic fun, join us now!
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AirportWaitMC Server
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Are you tired of dealing with family drama and airport pickups? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is between creepers and skeletons! Our server is a safe haven from overreacting parents and screaming phone calls. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about picking anyone up from the airport – unless they’re flying in on an Ender Dragon, that is! So come join us and leave the family drama behind. After all, who needs real-life problems when you can build a house out of diamond blocks?