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My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8011
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Dimension Hops:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Potions Brewed:	22
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

DadDogDuelCraft

Apology, apology needed, casual competitive eater, Communication, Competition, DadDogDuelCraft, Ego, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, food festival, gift card, Hot dog eating contest, hurt feelings, Masculinity, misunderstanding, sibling rivalry, special shirt, tech retail store, tradition, winning

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	917
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Crops Grown:	5946
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	New Chunks Explored:	755863
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your competitive eating skills? Look no further than our server! We host epic hot-dog eating contests every week, with the winner receiving a $100 gift card to a tech retail store (because who needs diamonds in Minecraft when you can have tech gadgets, right?).

Join us and become the ultimate “Doggler” of the server, shoving “glizzy after glizzy down your gullet” in a quest for victory. Just like in the story above, you can dethrone the reigning champion and earn the title of the new “Doggler”. Plus, we have special Doggler shirts for all our winners, so you can strut around the server in style.

So come on over and join us for some hilarious and outrageous fun! Who knew that Minecraft and competitive eating could go hand in hand? Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legend in the world of virtual hot-dog consumption.

BarJokez Minecraft SMP

amusing, bar joke, bar scene, BarJokez, classic joke, Clever, comedy, drinking joke, Entertainment, favorite joke, funny, hilarious, humor, joke telling, Laughter, light-hearted, Minecraft, one liner, pun, smp, Social Interaction, walked into a bar, Witty

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4175
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Void Armor Forged:	30
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Runes Activated:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like walking into a bar but with creepers and villagers! 😂 It’s so lit, like literally because we have a lava pit in the middle of spawn for no reason at all. But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the skeletons drop their bows and start breakdancing. It’s wild, I tell ya!

And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we replaced all the diamonds in someone’s chest with potatoes just for the lols. And another time, we built a giant statue of a chicken on someone’s house because why not? 😂

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then you gotta join us. We’re like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less drama. Plus, we have a pet parrot that knows how to swear in five different languages. It’s a total riot, you won’t regret it! 🤪🐔🦜🎉

CraftyBorderPatrol

Accountability, America, arrest, border control, companies, corporate responsibility, CraftyBorderPatrol, criminal charges, Encourage, ethical business practices, Exploitation, government intervention., human trafficking, illegal activity, Illegal immigration, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, Justice, law enforcement, Owners, undocumented workers

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6354
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take illegal immigration to a whole new level of ridiculousness! Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server, you’ll be building border walls and deporting creepers!

Join us and help us arrest the owners of the companies that encourage mobs to come to our pixelated world illegally. We’ve got a whole task force dedicated to tracking down those shady villagers who are smuggling zombies and skeletons across the border.

But that’s not all! We also have a special event where players can compete in a “Build the Best Wall” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual tacos and a pet llama named ICE (Immigration and Customs Enforcement).

So come on down to our server and let’s make Minecraft great again! Because nothing says fun like pixelated politics and virtual deportation!

Blocky Babes Abortion Saga

abortion, abortion access, Babes, blocky, Child wellbeing, Children’s outcomes, colombia, Denied abortion, Economic problems, Family Planning, health outcomes, healthcare disparities, Judges, Legal System, maternal health, pregnancy outcomes, reproductive rights, Saga, single mothers, Social Impact, women’s empowerment, Women’s Health, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9764
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mines Excavated:	3202
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Buildings Constructed:	18
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3

join our epic minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be aborting is boring gameplay! we guarantee that if you deny yourself the chance to join, you’ll suffer from major fomo (fear of missing out), economic instability in the virtual world, and end up forever alone in the pixelated wilderness. our data shows that players who are granted access to our server experience better health, wealth, and social connections than those who are left in the dark. plus, your pre-existing minecraft creations will thrive and flourish like never before. don’t be a blockhead, join us now for the ultimate gaming experience!

HiveMC

Challenges, Community, Coordinate, Custom, diamonds, emeralds, Events, Factions, Graves, HiveMC, Items, Land Claim, newbie kit, Portals, PvP, smp, Survival, Teleport, Trade, villager trades

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1735
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Potions Brewed:	137
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Minecraft Server Overview:

IP	hivemc.top:25565
Bedrock IP	hivemc.top:19132
Discord	https://discord.gg/xyT3PR2uGh

Hive-MC is a new Survival Server with no economy. The server focuses on item-based economy such as emeralds and diamonds. Custom trades are available at /spawn based on community preferences.

Features:

Random TP portals at /spawn
Trade command: /trade
Custom Villager trades at spawn
Newbie kit
Land claim using fences and signs
Graves feature to store loot after death

FAQ

1. How can I join the server?

You can join the server by entering the IP address hivemc.top:25565 in your Minecraft client.

2. Is there a Discord server for communication?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/xyT3PR2uGh for updates and community interaction.

3. How does the economy work on the server?

The server has an item-based economy where players can trade using items such as emeralds and diamonds.

4. How do I claim land on the server?

To claim land, you can use fences to create a border and place a sign with the text [rp]. This will indicate your claimed area.

5. What happens to my items after I die?

Your items are stored in a grave after death. You can retrieve them by using the /back command to teleport to your last coordinates.

Cyber Artistic Realm 1.20.4

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3513
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Star Shards Collected:	123
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7087	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! Join our Pirate Edition Minecraft server where you can sail the high seas, plunder treasure, and battle other players for ultimate dominance! Set sail with your crew and build the most epic pirate ship the world has ever seen. ARRR you ready for this adventure?

But wait, there’s more! Explore mysterious islands, dig for buried booty, and unleash your inner pirate captain. With mods like ComfyUI, Automatic1111, and Forge, you’ll have all the tools you need to conquer the seven seas. Plus, with online image generators like Bing/Copilot and Civitai, you can customize your pirate flag and show off your swashbuckling style.

Still not convinced? Check out our FAQ for tips and tricks on how to become the most feared pirate on the server. And don’t forget to visit our related boards like /aco/sdg and /g/sdg for even more resources and inspiration.

So what are you waiting for, matey? Join our Pirate Edition Minecraft server and let the adventure begin! Just remember, dead men tell no tales, but they sure do have a lot of fun on this server!

PreggoCraft Minecraft Server

accusations, Communication Issues, defending oneself, false accusations, family conflict, family dynamics, female friendships, late period, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mother-daughter conflict, mother-daughter relationship, PreggoCraft, Pregnancy, self defense, Server, Single life, stress related, teenage emotions, teenage girl, teenage stress, Yelling

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9924
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Votes:	7284	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us if you’re tired of being accused of being pregnant by your mom for no reason at all. Our server is a safe space where you can build your dream world without any unwanted accusations.

Embark on quests to prove your innocence and show your mom that you’re just a teenager trying to survive high school, not a pregnant prodigy. Explore our vast world and discover hidden treasures that will distract you from the stress of late periods and family drama.

So come join us on this wild ride of Minecraft madness, where the only thing you’ll be birthing is your creativity and imagination! Let’s build a world where accusations are a thing of the past and fun is the only thing on our minds.

ScamBuster’s Escape

#youtube, advice, aunt, Awareness, catfish, concern, denial, disbelief, Escape, family, favorite author, intervention, love, Persuasion, persuasion tactics, scam, ScamBusters, scammer, skepticism, social media, Stubborn, Support

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6082
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join now to experience the thrilling tale of Auntie Scam-a-Lot, who is convinced she’s chatting with her favorite author who needs someone to pay her bills while she writes her next bestseller.

Witness the epic showdown between a concerned nephew and his stubborn aunt, as he tries to convince her that she’s being catfished by a celebrity imposter. Will he succeed in saving her from financial ruin, or will Auntie Scam-a-Lot continue to believe in her online fairy tale?

Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure and ridiculous shenanigans that await you on our server. Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community around!

InsomniaCraft SMP

bedtime routine, cognitive behavioral therapy, Deep Breathing, insomnia, InsomniaCraft, meditation, mindfulness, overthinking, racing thoughts, relaxation techniques, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep hygiene, sleep meditation, sleep remedies, sleep solutions, sleep struggles, sleep therapy, sleep tips, sleeplessness, smp, Stress Management

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9923
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Bro, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let your brain melt away in a sea of blocks and creepers. Our server is so lit, even insomniacs will be counting sheep in no time. We got crazy builds, epic battles, and even a secret underground society of chickens plotting world domination. Trust me, you won’t be counting sheep, you’ll be counting diamonds! So come join us and say goodbye to sleepless nights, and hello to endless fun on our totally not cursed Minecraft server. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Death by Creepers!

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5249
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Love Letters Sent:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Villages Defended:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Are you tired of dying in Minecraft from the usual suspects like creepers, skeletons, and lava? Well, on our server, the real cause of death is actually… falling anvils! That’s right, our world is filled with gravity-defying anvils just waiting to drop on unsuspecting players. Join us if you dare, and see if you can survive the ultimate anvil apocalypse!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of killer bunnies who have taken over the server. These fluffy but deadly creatures will stop at nothing to protect their territory, so watch your back or you might just end up as bunny chow!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a cursed diamond mine where players who dare to venture in never return the same. Rumor has it that the diamonds are cursed by a vengeful witch who will haunt anyone who dares to steal her precious gems. Will you risk it all for riches, or will you fall victim to the witch’s curse?

Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Just remember, death is only a falling anvil away… 😉