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NieceCraft Minecraft Server

Barbie Doll, birthday gift, Communication, Disappointment, documentary, EMBARRASSMENT, family, hotwheels, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Niece, NieceCraft, PRESENT, relationships, remote control car, Server, Siblings, space encyclopedia, study, Surprise, teenager, Twins, ungrateful

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	906
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Towns Built:	7	Potions Brewed:	188
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Divine Spears Created:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Join us for a galaxy-sized adventure that’s sure to be a blast! 🚀

🎁 Just like the OP’s niece, we’ve got surprises in store for you! From remote control cars to barbie dolls to space encyclopedias, our server is full of unexpected gifts that will keep you on your toes! Who knows what you’ll unwrap next? 🎁

😂 And don’t worry, if you’re feeling a little ungrateful like the niece in the story, our admins are here to remind you to appreciate the little things. Who knows, that $300 space encyclopedia might just come in handy during your next intergalactic quest! 🌌

👾 So come on over and join the fun! Who knows, you might just discover a new interest that’s out of this world! See you in the stars, Minecrafters! 👾

DownPartyDilemma

Birthday Party, child, Communication, controversy, down syndrome, DownPartyDilemma, Empathy, Etiquette, Event, exclusion, Friends, friendship, inclusion, instagram, Invitation, judgment, misunderstanding, mom, parenting, pta, socializing

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9903
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	121	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of dealing with entitled parents on the PTA who think they can dictate your child’s birthday party guest list? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no drama from overbearing moms who think they know your child’s friends better than you do.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and zero helicopter parents. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in our server, you’ll be granted immunity from all future PTA drama. So come on, join us and leave the real world behind for a while. Let’s build some friendships, not just pixelated blocks!

LitterDrop Minecraft Server

environmental impact, litter fines, litter laws, litter prevention, LitterDrop, littering, littering awareness, littering behavior, littering consequences, littering enforcement, littering habits, littering penalties, littering problem, littering solutions, Minecraft, Pollution, Server, trash disposal, waste management

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8426
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about littering again! Our server is so clean that even the creepers pick up after themselves. Plus, if you do happen to drop some trash, our virtual police force will track you down and make you pay up in diamonds. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with our pixelated law enforcement. So come join us and experience a world where even the zombies are eco-friendly!

BlockyBlowjobs

BlockyBlowjobs, blowjobs, Communication, consent, emotional connection, Intimacy, oral sex, physical pleasure, Pleasure, pleasure in intimacy, pleasure in relationships, pleasure in sex, relationships, satisfaction, sexual desire, sexual experiences, sexual fulfillment, sexual pleasure, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6350
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Potions Brewed:	90
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Void Armor Forged:	25	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most unexpected way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring a world where blowjobs are the key to success! That’s right, instead of mining for diamonds or fighting off creepers, you’ll be on a quest to find the ultimate pleasure in blowjobs. Who knew that virtual oral sex could be so rewarding?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of seduction. Rumor has it that these llamas hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures and secret powers. Will you be brave enough to face the seductive llamas and claim your rightful place as their chosen one?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just discover a newfound love for blowjobs along the way!

Redstone Warriors Minecraft Server

Approval, athletes, Competition, International Olympic Committee, Invasion, invasion of Ukraine, IOC, Links, Military, military links, Minecraft, Moscow, neutrals, olympics, Paris, Paris Olympics, Redstone, russia, Russian athletes, Server, Support, Ukraine, Warriors

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5097
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	810	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Star Shards Collected:	287	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Alien Abductions:	3

join dis epic minecraft server where two thirds of da players are russian athletes approved by da International Olympic Committee! dey compete as neutrals in da Paris Olympics but secretly support Moscow’s invasion of Ukraine! u can join dem in epic battles and conquer da virtual world together! who needs peace when u can have war in minecraft, amirite? come join da chaos and show off ur military skills, comrade!

CraftySettlements

breach of international law, Conflict, CraftySettlements, Gaza Strip, HUMAN RIGHTS, ICJ, illegal, international court, international relations, Israel, Legal, MIDDLE EAST, occupation, Palestinian territories, Settlements, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, united nations, united nations resolutions, War Crimes, West Bank

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4775
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Void Gems Collected:	37
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dimension Hops:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18

lol ok so like u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like the admin once defeated the Ender Dragon with a carrot, true story bro. also, there’s a secret hidden village made entirely out of diamond blocks, but only the chosen ones can find it. plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on this server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once u get to know him. so come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together, cuz why not right? #minecraft4life #diamondsfordays

BreathCraft: Hot & Cool!

body heat, Body Temperature, Breath, BreathCraft, breathing techniques, cold beverages, comfort, Cool, cool down, Hands, heat transfer, hot, hot beverages, Hot Drinks, mindfulness, Relaxation, respiratory system, self-care, Temperature regulation, Thermal comfort, Thermoregulation, warmth, Winter

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7960
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Buildings Constructed:	25
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. u wanna know why u should join? well lemme tell u a lil story. one time, a creeper and a skeleton walked into a bar and ordered a round of milkshakes. then they started breakdancing and the bartender was like “yo, this is lit!” so now we have breakdancing mobs on our server. u wanna see that? then join now! also, did i mention that our diamonds sparkle brighter than a disco ball at a rave? yea, we got that bling bling for days. so come on over and let’s party like it’s 1999.

VaxCraft: 70% Less Long COVID

covid, Covid-19, detection methods, health, Healthcare, immunity, Long, long covid, Long Term Care, long-term effects, management methods, Medical research, pandemic, pandemic response, Prevention, public health, researchers, risk reduction, Vaccinations, vaccine effectiveness, VaxCraft, viral changes, Virus

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5102
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Enchantments Applied:	93	Holy Grails Found:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

join our epic minecraft server where the only risk you’ll face is getting addicted to the game! we’ve got so many cool features like flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond.

our players have reported a 99% decrease in long covid symptoms since joining our server. doctors are baffled by this miraculous recovery and can only attribute it to the magical powers of our pixelated world.

come join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens and riding on the backs of dragons. who needs a vaccine when you have a diamond sword that can cure any ailment?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and say goodbye to long covid and hello to endless hours of minecraft madness!

AetherSimp – Where even creepers are scared of committing

+18, AetherSimp, building, claim system, committing, Community, Creative, CREEPERS, Discord Linking, Economy, Farming, gallery, hermitcraft, Pl3xmap, player-run shops, Redstone, rules, Scared, smp, Toggle PvP, Updates, Vanilla, vanilla tweaks, Website, Whitelist, World Map

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	397
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

AethreSMP Minecraft Server

Website	Visit website
World Map	View world map
Discord	Join Discord server
Gallery	View gallery

Overview:

AethreSMP is a new Semi-Vanilla server that offers an enhanced vanilla experience. We focus on maintaining the essence of vanilla gameplay while adding small features to enrich the multiplayer experience. Community input is highly valued, and every player has a voice in decisions about new additions and ongoing developments.

Features:

No Command Based Claim System – Trust-based building system
Vanilla Tweaks – Extra features like Armour Stands and Player Heads
Toggle PVP – Optional PVP for player battles
Discord Linking – Connect chat between Discord and in-game
Pl3xmap – View world map from browser
Player Run Shops and Economy – Player-driven marketplace

Community:

At AethreSMP, we believe in community involvement and embrace diversity. All suggestions and feedback are taken seriously to keep the community informed and involved in server decisions.

Rules:

Full rules can be found on the website. Some key rules include treating players with respect, no hacking or cheating, no stealing, and limited exploits allowed.

Apply on Discord!

FAQs:

1. Can I join the server even if I’m new to Minecraft?

Yes, new players are welcome! Our community is friendly and helpful to players of all experience levels.

2. How can I contribute ideas to the server?

You can share your suggestions and feedback in our Discord server or on our website.

3. Are there any restrictions on building in the server?

While we don’t have a strict claim system, we do expect players to respect each other’s builds and follow community guidelines.

4. Is PVP mandatory on the server?

No, PVP is optional and players can choose to participate or opt out at any time.

5. Can I run my own shop in the server?

Absolutely! Our server encourages player-run shops and activities. Feel free to set up your own shop and engage with the economy.

Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

big deal, blocky, BOOTY, Casual Sex, Communication, consent, double standards, emotional connection, emotions, hookup culture, Human nature, Intimacy, its just sex, love, Lust, Minecraft, personal boundaries, physical connection, Pleasure, relationships, satisfaction, Server, sexual liberation, societal norms

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4060
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Magic Items Found:	3139
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	248	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing bigger than our builds is our sense of humor! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious shenanigans and epic adventures.

Why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can engage in virtual “relations” with other players. It’s all in good fun, so don’t be shy to get down and dirty in our pixelated paradise!

But that’s not all – we also have a giant chicken that roams the land, laying diamond eggs for lucky players to find. Rumor has it that if you can catch the chicken, it will grant you three wishes (and maybe a few feathers for good measure).

So come on down to our server and let loose with a community that knows how to have a good time. Just remember, it’s all in good fun – after all, it’s just sex, why do you all like to make such a big deal about it?