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MinecraftBorderPatrol

asylum seekers, border, central america, controversy, deporting, Diplomatic, Flight, foreign policy, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, international relations, mexico, migrants, migration crisis, Military, MinecraftBorderPatrol, Politics, refusal, sources, Trump administration, US

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8068
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

lol this server is like mexico, we refuse all the boring stuff and only accept the coolest players. we are like the rebellious teenagers of minecraft servers, saying no to the man (or in this case, the US military flight deporting migrants). come join us if you want to be part of the most epic rebellion in minecraft history. plus, we have tacos. lots and lots of tacos. so come on over and join the fun!

MineCraftyMisery

anxiety, become miserable, comparison, depression, emotional well being, fastest way, ISOLATION, lack of gratitude, lack of purpose, mental health, MineCraftyMisery, negative mindset, overthinking, perfectionism, pessimism, self-care, self-doubt, self-sabotage, stress, toxic relationships, unhappiness

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1141
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the joy of getting blown up by creepers every 5 minutes! It’s like a surprise party, but instead of cake, you get TNT to the face. But hey, at least you’ll never get bored with all the chaos and destruction happening around you!

Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with diamond swords and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full battle gear.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures guarded by a pack of evil bunnies. Rumor has it that anyone who dares to enter will be cursed with bad luck for eternity, but hey, who needs luck when you have a diamond pickaxe, right?

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join our Minecraft server now and prepare for a wild ride of explosions, chicken jousting, and cursed bunnies. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a lot of bandages, because you’re gonna need them!

DiscountCraft: Everyone Else Overpaying

bargains, Competition, consumer behavior, consumerism, Deals, DISCOUNT, DiscountCraft, DISCOUNTS, economics, frugality, market dynamics, Overpaying, Pricing, pricing strategy, Purchases, retail industry, Sales, savings, shopping, underpaying, Value

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4748
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Endless Night Skies:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Chimeras Created:	4

so, like, come join our minecraft server, cuz, like, we give you DISCOUNTS on everything. it’s not that you’re cheap, it’s that everyone else is just PAYING TOO MUCH. like, who wants to be a sucker and overpay, amirite? plus, we have this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. like, who even thinks of that? it’s INSANE. so come join us and be part of the wackiest, most discount-loving community in all of minecraft land.

NuttyWeightLossCraft

almonds, calorie-controlled, diet, dietary guidelines, Healthy Eating, healthy fats, healthy lifestyle, long-term weight loss, metabolism, nutrition, nuts, NuttyWeightLossCraft, peanuts, pistachios, portion control, satiety, Snacking, walnuts, weight loss, weight loss tips, weight management

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1635
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Animals Bred:	35	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Runes Activated:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4

so, like, if you wanna lose weight but still wanna snack on some nuts, then join our minecraft server! we got all the nuts you could ever want, almonds, peanuts, pistachios, walnuts, you name it! and get this, eating them won’t even mess up your weight loss journey, it might even help you lose more weight! it’s like magic, but with nuts. so come join us and snack your way to a skinnier you, all while building epic structures and battling creepers. nuts for the win!

ChinaCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, ACCUSATION, assault, china-chan, Chinacraft, consent, controversial, criminal, criminal justice, discrimination, Identity, Justice, Lesbian, LGBTQ, mental health, METOO, Minecraft, rapist, Server, Social Issues, stigma, Trauma, Victim

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9103
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to meet China-chan, the infamous lesbian rapist of the virtual world! Watch out, because she might just steal your diamonds and your heart. But don’t worry, she’s just a misunderstood creeper looking for love in all the wrong places. So come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little romance with China-chan herself. Just be sure to keep your guard up and your pickaxe ready, because you never know what she’ll do next!

Minecraft Madness Server

bewildered, bewildering, BIZARRE, confusion, disbelief, madness, Mind Blowing, mind-bending, mind-boggling, Minecraft, odd, outlandish, peculiar, Server, shock, SPEECHLESS.., strange, surreal, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, weird, what just happened, WTF

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4225
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	22
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Dimension Hops:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	49

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”

IceCreamMom Minecraft Server

compassion, dietary choices, dietary restrictions, forgiveness, Friends, friendship, ice cream, IceCreamMom, Minecraft, non-vegan, parenting, parenting decisions, Plant-Based, play date, Respect, Server, Understanding, vegan, vegan children, vegan diet, vegan family, vegan lifestyle, vegan parenting

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7345
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Void Armor Forged:	22	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Abby’s day at the park? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about dairy drama. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s as sweet as Abby’s son (minus the ice cream incident, of course). Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun – just watch out for any unexpected surprises along the way!

MommaCraft: Mind Your Biz!

Biz, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, emotional baggage, family, family drama, family dynamics, family history, generational trauma, intrusive, Mind, MommaCraft, mother-in-law, past trauma, personal boundaries, personal history, privacy, reconciliation, relationships, Respect, Wedding

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2655
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20

Are you tired of dealing with intrusive in-laws who think they know what’s best for you? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama in the real world! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and have fun without any unwanted family interference.

Just like the player in this story, you can leave behind your complicated family history and create your own virtual family with fellow gamers. No more dealing with nosy relatives who think they can meddle in your personal life – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

So say goodbye to May and her unsolicited advice, and say hello to a community of players who just want to have a good time. Join our Minecraft server today and start building your own family – one block at a time!

Crafty Jerk Offs

Alone Time, Crafty, emotional release, intimate connection, Jerk, Masturbation, Offs, personal satisfaction, Physical Release, Relaxation, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, self satisfaction, self-care, self-exploration, self-stimulation, sexual desire, sexual health, sexual release, Solo Sex, stress relief

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4983
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Falling into the Void:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

PenalColonyCraft Minecraft Server

court case, crime, foreign affairs, Imprisonment, incarceration, international relations, judicial system, Justice, legal proceedings, Legal System, Military, Minecraft, news report, Penal colony, PenalColonyCraft, prison term, punishment, russia, Russian agencies, sentencing, Server, us soldier, US-Russia relations

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4644
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get transported to a Russian penal colony! but don’t worry, it’s not real life, it’s just this super crazy Minecraft server where anything can happen!

join us on this insane server where you’ll have to survive in a Russian penal colony, just like that US soldier did! but instead of facing real consequences, you’ll just have a blast trying to escape and avoid the guards. trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

plus, we have tons of other wacky features, like giant flying pigs that drop loot, a secret underground disco party, and a talking llama who gives out quests. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

KenyanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

Authorization, biden, Biden administration, bipartisan support, Bucks, congressional approval, crisis response, disaster relief, Edition, emergency assistance, FOREIGN AID, funding, Global cooperation, gop, government spending, Haiti, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Kenyan force, KenyanCraft, military intervention, political decision, relief efforts

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2403
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Astral Projections Made:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	430	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

lol imagine a minecraft server where biden is the admin and he’s like “screw you GOP, i’m sending $109 million to kenyan force for haiti” like what even is that?! but hey, if you join our server, you’ll get to experience all the crazy politics and drama firsthand. maybe you can even start your own international aid program for fictional countries in the game, who knows?! come join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, just like real life politics!