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  • CraftyKim’sDeportationSaga

    CraftyKim’sDeportationSaga
    so like, have you heard about this server where Kim Dotcom is like, the owner or something? yeah, he lost this super long fight to stay in New Zealand and now he’s like, “fine, i’ll just go run this epic Minecraft server instead.”

    apparently, if you join this server, you get to play with Kim Dotcom himself and he’ll give you all these crazy perks like diamond armor that makes you invincible or a pet creeper that explodes rainbows instead of blowing up your house.

    oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground base on the server where Kim Dotcom keeps all his rarest items and if you find it, you get to keep everything inside. but be careful, because there are traps everywhere and you might end up getting squished by a giant block of obsidian or something.

    so yeah, if you’re looking for a wild time in Minecraft and want to hang out with the infamous Kim Dotcom, then you gotta join this server ASAP. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

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  • WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

    WeddingCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in forgiveness and love…unless you’re a bully who made someone’s life a living hell in middle school! We don’t tolerate that kind of behavior here, so if you’re looking to join a community that values kindness and respect, this is the place for you.

    Join us for epic weddings, where we make sure to invite only the coolest cousins and definitely not the ex-bullies who caused drama in the past. Our ceremonies are small, intimate, and filled with love…and maybe a little bit of Minecraft-themed decor.

    So come on over and build your dream world with us, where the only drama is whether to invite your sister’s reformed bully to the wedding or not. Trust us, it’s a decision you won’t regret…unless you’re still holding a grudge from middle school. In that case, maybe stick to single-player mode.

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  • TalibanCraft: No Criminal Migrants

    TalibanCraft: No Criminal Migrants
    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got germany talking with the taliban to send back criminal migrants. like, can you even believe that? it’s like a crazy soap opera up in here.

    if you wanna be part of the drama and chaos, then this server is the place for you. we got crazy shenanigans happening every day, like pigs flying and chickens doing the macarena. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

    plus, we have the best community ever. like, seriously, everyone is so nice and supportive. we’re like a big dysfunctional family, but in a good way.

    so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • CraftyPalestinianGrad

    CraftyPalestinianGrad
    come join our epic minecraft server where we yell ‘Free Palestine’ as we mine for diamonds and build insane structures! we are so lit that even the UAE wants to deport us, but we just respawn and keep on gaming! join us for the craziest adventures and the most epic battles against creepers and skeletons. come be part of our rebellious community and show the world that even in minecraft, we stand for justice and freedom! let’s mine our way to victory, one block at a time!

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  • CraftyCampus: FreePalestineGamer

    CraftyCampus: FreePalestineGamer
    so like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be part of a crazy drama like a soap opera? welllllllllllllll, have i got the server for uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

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  • HamasCraft – Deportation Edition

    HamasCraft – Deportation Edition
    so, like, you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the admins are so crazy they deport people like canada deporting ex-employees of hamas-linked aid groups? well, this server is the place for you! come join us for some wild adventures and maybe even get deported for building a house too close to someone else’s! who knows what will happen next on this wacky server! join now for a chance to experience the chaos firsthand!

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  • CraftyFamilyDrama

    CraftyFamilyDrama
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything!

    Picture this: a 15-year-old stepchild getting arrested at school for possession of Fentanyl, facing jail time and deportation. But wait, there’s more! The stepchild’s father is a non-citizen with a green card, and the mother is in the middle of a visa situation. Can you handle the drama? Can you survive the chaos?

    Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous storylines that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can experience the thrill of virtual family drama? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

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  • BlockyBorderPatrol

    BlockyBorderPatrol
    so like, this server is so lit, it’s like Brazil deporting a Palestinian dude and his Malaysian fam over some crazy link to Hamas. like, what even is that? but on this server, we don’t deport anyone unless they’re griefing or something. come join us for some wild adventures and maybe even uncover some secret links to crazy organizations (jk, we’re just here to build and have fun). so come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together!

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  • Momma’s 90 Day Drama Land

    Momma’s 90 Day Drama Land
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and questionable decisions!

    Our server is like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form. Witness the rollercoaster of emotions as players navigate through breakups, cat tragedies, and questionable romantic decisions.

    Meet players from all over the world, like our Indian player who doesn’t speak English well but still manages to cause chaos. Will he stay in the country by marrying another player? Who knows, anything can happen on our server!

    Join now and experience the drama firsthand. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone gets deported. Don’t miss out on the action – join our server today!

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  • catholic churc minecraft srv

    catholic churc minecraft srv
    Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, the Catholic Church was all like, “Yo, we gotta get rid of them Muslims and Jews, they’re crampin’ our style.” So they started pressuring rulers to kick ’em out, convert ’em, or straight up massacre ’em! Can you believe that? But don’t worry, on this server, we welcome everyone with open arms (unless you’re a creeper, then you can GTFO). So come join us for some epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a little bit of historical reenactment. Just remember, on this server, the only thing we’re eradicating is boredom! Peace out, homies!

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