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  • Plane Ticket Minecraft SMP Send Her Back

    Plane Ticket Minecraft SMP Send Her Back

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

    Join us for the chance to witness epic battles between players riding on llamas armed with enchanted diamond swords. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with dancing pandas and disco balls.

    But the real reason you should join our server? We have a player who keeps trying to build a functioning plane out of blocks and insists on flying it to India. Will she ever make it? Who knows, but it’s definitely worth sticking around to find out! So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Royal Reign Minecraft Server

    Royal Reign Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a server fit for royalty? Well, look no further because our server is so fancy, even the last king and queen of Brazil couldn’t handle it! The Bragança family may have ruled Brazil in the 19th century, but they were so blown away by our server that they were deported to Europe just to spread the word about how awesome it is.

    Join us now and experience the luxurious life of a Minecraft monarch. Build your castle, rule over your subjects, and maybe even get deported to Europe yourself (just kidding, that part is optional). Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this royal legacy – join our server today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • UgandanRejectsCraft

    UgandanRejectsCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol dis server is like dat time da Netherlands was like “nah u can’t stay here” to dem African asylum seekers and Uganda was like “yo come thru we got u” so now dis server is like da Uganda of Minecraft servers, we welcome errybody no matter where u from. u can build ur own lil asylum in dis server and we won’t kick u out, unless u start griefing den u outta here faster dan u can say “asylum seeker”. join dis server for a wild ride, we promise u won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RejectHubCraft

    RejectHubCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u ever been playin minecraft and u just wanna build ur castle in peace but then some random player comes and starts messin with ur stuff? well, on this server, we have a special feature called “return hubs” where we can send those annoying players back to where they came from! von der Leyen would be proud of us, y’all.

    join our server for the most epic adventures and crazy stories you’ll ever experience. we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon and back in one go! it was so wild, we couldn’t stop laughing for days.

    plus, our community is super friendly and always ready to help out new players. we once had a player who couldn’t figure out how to make a bed, so the whole server came together to build one for them. it was like a heartwarming minecraft sitcom, i swear.

    so come join us on this server where anything is possible and the fun never stops. von der Leyen would totally approve, trust me.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BinLadensCraft

    BinLadensCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s crazier than Osama bin Laden’s son getting kicked outta France! Yeah, that’s right, this server is so wild, even world leaders are talkin’ about it!

    Join us for some insane adventures, like building a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, or diving into a pit of lava while wearing a chicken suit. And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so popular, even aliens from outer space wanna play with us. Rumor has it, they built a spaceship made entirely out of cobblestone just to get here. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server in the universe!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyHongKongers

    CraftyHongKongers

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol imagine a minecraft server where the only rule is to build the biggest, baddest, most epic tower you can think of. like, seriously, if your tower isn’t touching the clouds, you’re doing it wrong. and get this, the only way to join is if you can recite the entire bee movie script backwards while juggling flaming swords. it’s like, super exclusive and intense, but totally worth it for the bragging rights. plus, rumor has it that if you reach the top of your tower, you’ll find a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese. not even kidding. so come join us and let’s see who can reach the cheese first!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HaitianExodus Minecraft Server

    HaitianExodus Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server, where we deport up to 10,000 players a week for having too many diamonds! we got an ‘excess’ of players and need to send them back to their own virtual country. but don’t worry, we’ll make sure they have a nice trip back with a parachute made of obsidian. join us for the craziest deportation party you’ve ever seen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • UkrainianKiddos2Russia – OmbudsmanLube

    UkrainianKiddos2Russia – OmbudsmanLube

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server, where we have more fun than 20,000 ukrainian children deported to russia! dmytro lubinets can’t even handle the craziness happening here! we have so many epic adventures waiting for you, you’ll feel like you’re on a wild rollercoaster ride through the nether! build insane structures, battle crazy mobs, and maybe even find a secret diamond stash hidden by herobrine himself! don’t miss out on the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server around!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • WTF Minecraft Server

    WTF Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting deported is your worries! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is so lit, even ICE can’t keep up with the fun! Build your dream world and watch out for creepers, they’re the real troublemakers around here. So why wait? Come join us and say goodbye to boring reality, because on our server, anything is possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • > me waiting for Trump to deport all the Minecraft SMP players

    > me waiting for Trump to deport all the Minecraft SMP players

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being stuck inside all day? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise a non-stop adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and maybe even a visit from aliens (just kidding…or am I?). Forget about waiting for Trump to deport all the non-whites, come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will make you the richest player on the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP