lol dis server is like dat time da Netherlands was like “nah u can’t stay here” to dem African asylum seekers and Uganda was like “yo come thru we got u” so now dis server is like da Uganda of Minecraft servers, we welcome errybody no matter where u from. u can build ur own lil asylum in dis server and we won’t kick u out, unless u start griefing den u outta here faster dan u can say “asylum seeker”. join dis server for a wild ride, we promise u won’t regret it!
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UgandanRejectsCraft
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RejectHubCraft
so like, u ever been playin minecraft and u just wanna build ur castle in peace but then some random player comes and starts messin with ur stuff? well, on this server, we have a special feature called “return hubs” where we can send those annoying players back to where they came from! von der Leyen would be proud of us, y’all.join our server for the most epic adventures and crazy stories you’ll ever experience. we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon and back in one go! it was so wild, we couldn’t stop laughing for days.
plus, our community is super friendly and always ready to help out new players. we once had a player who couldn’t figure out how to make a bed, so the whole server came together to build one for them. it was like a heartwarming minecraft sitcom, i swear.
so come join us on this server where anything is possible and the fun never stops. von der Leyen would totally approve, trust me.
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BinLadensCraft
So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s crazier than Osama bin Laden’s son getting kicked outta France! Yeah, that’s right, this server is so wild, even world leaders are talkin’ about it!Join us for some insane adventures, like building a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, or diving into a pit of lava while wearing a chicken suit. And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so popular, even aliens from outer space wanna play with us. Rumor has it, they built a spaceship made entirely out of cobblestone just to get here. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server in the universe!
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CraftyHongKongers
lol imagine a minecraft server where the only rule is to build the biggest, baddest, most epic tower you can think of. like, seriously, if your tower isn’t touching the clouds, you’re doing it wrong. and get this, the only way to join is if you can recite the entire bee movie script backwards while juggling flaming swords. it’s like, super exclusive and intense, but totally worth it for the bragging rights. plus, rumor has it that if you reach the top of your tower, you’ll find a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese. not even kidding. so come join us and let’s see who can reach the cheese first!
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HaitianExodus Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server, where we deport up to 10,000 players a week for having too many diamonds! we got an ‘excess’ of players and need to send them back to their own virtual country. but don’t worry, we’ll make sure they have a nice trip back with a parachute made of obsidian. join us for the craziest deportation party you’ve ever seen!
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UkrainianKiddos2Russia – OmbudsmanLube
come join our minecraft server, where we have more fun than 20,000 ukrainian children deported to russia! dmytro lubinets can’t even handle the craziness happening here! we have so many epic adventures waiting for you, you’ll feel like you’re on a wild rollercoaster ride through the nether! build insane structures, battle crazy mobs, and maybe even find a secret diamond stash hidden by herobrine himself! don’t miss out on the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server around!
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CraftyCartelMC
come join our epic minecraft server where we have colombian soldiers fighting for Ukraine but then getting deported to Russia by Venezuela and now they’re all stuck in a crazy virtual world building epic castles and battling dragons! join now for the most insane adventure of your life! who needs real life drama when you can have this kind of chaos in minecraft?! come join us and be a part of the craziest server on the block!
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IZH Minecraft Server: Bye Bye Mohammad!
So, like, imagine this, right? This Minecraft server is so lit, it’s like the ex-head of the Islamic Center Hamburg got issued a deportation order for not joining our server! Like, that’s how crazy awesome it is! German authorities were like, “Dude, you gotta join this server or you’re outta here!” So, like, if you wanna avoid deportation, you gotta join our server ASAP! It’s like a virtual paradise where you can build insane structures and hang out with cool peeps all day long. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride! Join now before it’s too late, dude!
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Minecraft Migration Mayhem
so, like, u know how u always get lost in minecraft and u need a server that will guide u through the crazy world of blocks and mobs? well, this server is like ur bff that will hold ur hand and show u the way to epic treasures and adventures.we got u covered with insane stories like how a group of creepers formed a boy band and started singing love songs to the villagers. u gotta see it to believe it, bro.
join us for the most outrageous reasons like unlimited diamonds raining from the sky every hour or a secret portal that takes u to a land of talking cows and flying pigs. it’s like a dream come true, man.
so, come on and join the funniest, craziest, and most epic minecraft server out there. trust us, u won’t regret it. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.
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BlockyBanterCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky bliss! Need a break from your overcrowded house with random strangers who think vacuuming at 7am is a good idea? Look no further, we’ve got the perfect solution for you!Join our server and build your own virtual paradise where you can have your own bedroom, shower whenever you want (without it breaking three times a week), and keep your diary safe from nosy relatives. No need to worry about sharing food or having to hide it like it’s a precious treasure – on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting over is who gets the last diamond block.
And the best part? No fake visas or sham marriages here – just pure, unadulterated fun in a world where the only limit is your imagination. So come on over and leave the drama behind – because on our server, the only thing getting deported is your stress and worries. Join now and start building your dream world today!