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CraftyKim’sDeportationSaga

copyright case, copyright infringement, court ruling, CraftyKimsDeportationSaga, criminal charges, deportation, digital rights, extradition, extradition treaty, internet entrepreneur, Internet freedom, judicial process, Kim Dotcom, legal battle, legal dispute, legal proceedings, Legal System, megaupload, new zealand, online piracy, US

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6246
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

so like, have you heard about this server where Kim Dotcom is like, the owner or something? yeah, he lost this super long fight to stay in New Zealand and now he’s like, “fine, i’ll just go run this epic Minecraft server instead.”

apparently, if you join this server, you get to play with Kim Dotcom himself and he’ll give you all these crazy perks like diamond armor that makes you invincible or a pet creeper that explodes rainbows instead of blowing up your house.

oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground base on the server where Kim Dotcom keeps all his rarest items and if you find it, you get to keep everything inside. but be careful, because there are traps everywhere and you might end up getting squished by a giant block of obsidian or something.

so yeah, if you’re looking for a wild time in Minecraft and want to hang out with the infamous Kim Dotcom, then you gotta join this server ASAP. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

abusive parents, acceptance, Boyfriend, bullying, childhood friends, college students, deportation, family, forgiveness, grudge, guest list, invite, Marriage, Minecraft, Server, sibling, sister, Small wedding, Therapy, Wedding, WeddingCraft, young love

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5877
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in forgiveness and love…unless you’re a bully who made someone’s life a living hell in middle school! We don’t tolerate that kind of behavior here, so if you’re looking to join a community that values kindness and respect, this is the place for you.

Join us for epic weddings, where we make sure to invite only the coolest cousins and definitely not the ex-bullies who caused drama in the past. Our ceremonies are small, intimate, and filled with love…and maybe a little bit of Minecraft-themed decor.

So come on over and build your dream world with us, where the only drama is whether to invite your sister’s reformed bully to the wedding or not. Trust us, it’s a decision you won’t regret…unless you’re still holding a grudge from middle school. In that case, maybe stick to single-player mode.

TalibanCraft: No Criminal Migrants

asylum seekers, border control, cooperation, criminal, criminal migrants, deportation, Diplomacy, extradition, foreign policy, germany, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, international relations, law enforcement, migrant crisis, migrants, negotiations, political dialogue, Refugees, repatriation, SECURITY, Taliban, TalibanCraft

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9787
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	200	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got germany talking with the taliban to send back criminal migrants. like, can you even believe that? it’s like a crazy soap opera up in here.

if you wanna be part of the drama and chaos, then this server is the place for you. we got crazy shenanigans happening every day, like pigs flying and chickens doing the macarena. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

plus, we have the best community ever. like, seriously, everyone is so nice and supportive. we’re like a big dysfunctional family, but in a good way.

so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyPalestinianGrad

activism, Censorship, Conflict, controversy, CraftyPalestinianGrad, deportation, Diploma, education, foreign policy, FREE PALESTINE, freedom of speech, Government, graduate, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Palestinian rights, Politics, protest, social justice, uae

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	527
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we yell ‘Free Palestine’ as we mine for diamonds and build insane structures! we are so lit that even the UAE wants to deport us, but we just respawn and keep on gaming! join us for the craziest adventures and the most epic battles against creepers and skeletons. come be part of our rebellious community and show the world that even in minecraft, we stand for justice and freedom! let’s mine our way to victory, one block at a time!

CraftyCampus: FreePalestineGamer

activism, arab-israeli conflict, Conflict, CraftyCampus, deportation, deported, FREE PALESTINE, freedom of speech, FreePalestineGamer, Hamas, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Middle Eastern politics, Politics, social justice, student activism, student protest, uae, university student, War

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7508
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

so like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be part of a crazy drama like a soap opera? welllllllllllllll, have i got the server for uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

PatriotCraft Minecraft Server

Animals, anthro women, biden, biologically immortal, communist voters, crime, death penalty, deportation, DNA splicing, docile, Drugs, elon musk, Friendly, FURRY TRUMP, genetic experimentation, Minecraft, national anthem, PATRIOT Edition, PatriotCraft, s/fur, Server, sigma male, straight history month, tradcath squirrelwives, transgenderism, vice president

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3027
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	763	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Love Letters Sent:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	422	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the year is 2026 and the world has gone completely bonkers! Join us as we navigate through a dystopian society where transgenderism is a crime, straight history month is a thing, and all Latinos have been deported to Tacoland (yes, it’s a real place now).

But fear not, because thanks to some questionable genetic experimentation, humans are now immortal and Vice President Elon Musk has created a race of anthro women who are as friendly as they are beautiful. Roasties may be seething, but our sigma male chads are too busy playing VR Halo Reach Anniversary with their tradcath squirrelwives to care.

So come on down and join us in this wild and wacky world, where FURRY TRUMP is our fearless leader and the national anthem is sung loud and proud. Don’t let (((biden))) and his sinister plans ruin our fun – let’s show them what we’re made of! Wubalubadubdub, it’s time to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen!

Crafty USA Minecraft Server

civil rights, Crafty, deportation, discrimination, Diversity, equality, immigration, Immigration Policy, Minecraft, minority rights, Multiculturalism, Nuevo Estados Unidos, racial discrimination, racial diversity, Racial equality, racial prejudice, racial profiling, racial tensions, segregation, Server, social justice, united states, Usa, Xenophobia

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2175
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is where the chaos happens! Join us for a wild ride where anything goes, from building giant statues of llamas to starting epic pranks on other players.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling aliens who are trying to rewrite history. Will whites, asians, and negros be sent back in time? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a more unpredictable and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else. So come join us and see what kind of crazy adventures await you!

HamasCraft – Deportation Edition

aid group, Canada, canada immigration, deportation, deportation order, Edition, ex-employee, extremist organization, foreign relations, Globalnews.ca, government action, Hamas-linked, HamasCraft, immigration law, international relations, legal proceedings, MIDDLE EAST, national news, political news, refugee status, security threat, Terrorism

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1344
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	474	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dragons Tamed:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

so, like, you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the admins are so crazy they deport people like canada deporting ex-employees of hamas-linked aid groups? well, this server is the place for you! come join us for some wild adventures and maybe even get deported for building a house too close to someone else’s! who knows what will happen next on this wacky server! join now for a chance to experience the chaos firsthand!

CraftyFamilyDrama

AITAH, Attorneys, controlled substance, CraftyFamilyDrama, criminal record, deportation, deportation consequences, difficult decision, faithful, family, felony charge, fentanyl, Green Card, home country, Marriage, MINOR, non-citizen, relationship, step children, Support, Visa

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5052
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything!

Picture this: a 15-year-old stepchild getting arrested at school for possession of Fentanyl, facing jail time and deportation. But wait, there’s more! The stepchild’s father is a non-citizen with a green card, and the mother is in the middle of a visa situation. Can you handle the drama? Can you survive the chaos?

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous storylines that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can experience the thrill of virtual family drama? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

BlockyBorderPatrol

Asia, BlockyBorderPatrol, Brazil, Conflict, deport, deportation, extremism, family, foreign policy, Government, Hamas, immigration, international relations, Links, Malaysian, MIDDLE EAST, Palestinian, radicalization, SECURITY, south america, Terrorism

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6178
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Magic Items Found:	2412
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dimension Hops:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

so like, this server is so lit, it’s like Brazil deporting a Palestinian dude and his Malaysian fam over some crazy link to Hamas. like, what even is that? but on this server, we don’t deport anyone unless they’re griefing or something. come join us for some wild adventures and maybe even uncover some secret links to crazy organizations (jk, we’re just here to build and have fun). so come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together!

IslandSovereignCraft

allegations, bangladesh, Conspiracy, controversy, Diplomacy, Ex-PM, foreign intervention, Government, international relations, IslandSovereignCraft, leadership, Ouster, political turmoil, Politics, power struggle, Saint Martin Island, Sheikh Hasina, South Asia, SOVEREIGNTY, Surrender, US role

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2846
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we got more drama den Sheikh Hasina in Bangladesh! We got crazy adventures like tryna survive on a deserted island, just like Sheikh Hasina tryna keep her power! But don’t worry, we won’t make you surrender your sovereignty like she did with Saint Martin Island, you can rule your own kingdom here! So come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together!

EpicOneBlock

Bedwars, Bukkit, Creative, Economy, Factions, Forge, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, OneBlock, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Spigot, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9957
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Hello, We are a EpicOneBlock server made to have fun and enjoy, Sadly we are a private server for family and friends only If things change in the future with might one to the public

Play.EpicOneBlock.Com

Eden Kingdom

bedrock, Bedwars, Custom Items, Earth, Economy, Eden Kingdom, java, loot boxes, mine, Minecraft, Mysterious place, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Secrets, Skywars, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	794
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Emeralds Found:	9434	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Minecraft Java and Bedrock Server. Mine – PvP, Custom Items, Loot Boxes. Discover all the secrets this mysterious place has to offer!

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Evo SMP: Where survival meets drama, alliances are tested, and PvP is totally kinda optional, unleash your inner geo-politician! 1.20 Java

Adapt, alliances, attaining, Challenges, Cities, destiny, Drama, eras, evo, Evolution, Experience, Factions, Gear, geopolitician, java, kinda, meets, Meta, Minecraft, Optional, PvP, Resources, Server, Skilled, smp, Special items, strategy, Survival, Tested, Totally, Unleash, Vanilla, WARFARE, Wars, wealth

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8149
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Meteorites Collected:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Evo SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:
Evo SMP challenges the classic SMP meta and offers a unique experience where players must evolve and adapt to the world. The server is divided into continuously progressing eras, each opening a new pool of available resources and gear.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question:	Answer:
What is Evo SMP?	Evo SMP is a Minecraft server that challenges the traditional survival multiplayer meta by requiring players to evolve and adapt to different eras within the world.
How does Evo SMP differ from other SMP servers?	Evo SMP focuses on skill and strategy rather than instant wealth and automated resource farms. Players must adapt to changing eras and utilize their available arsenal effectively.
What can players do on Evo SMP?	Players can form groups and factions, engage in wars over limited resources, build cities, participate in special challenges and treasure hunts, and rise to the top through skill and adaptability.
How can I join Evo SMP?	You can join Evo SMP by connecting to the server IP address provided and joining the Discord community for updates and interactions with other players.

Can you keep up? Discord: https://discord.gg/vEyhkdgppU

DawnCraft – Minecraft Server

AUGUST, Community, DawnCraft, Dawntrail General, discussion, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Gaming, Linkshells, Lodestone, Minecraft, mmorpg, Moonfire Faire, News, online gaming, patch notes, Resources, Server, special event, Square Enix, Updates

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5241
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Divine Spears Created:	19
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

🌟 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! 🌟

🔥 Patch Notes (7.05) just dropped and let me tell you, the changes are INSANE! Now you can ride on a dragon while battling creepers with laser swords! It’s a game-changer, literally!

💰 Looking for a Free Company to join? Look no further! Our Free Companies are so powerful, they’ve defeated the Ender Dragon with their eyes closed. And don’t even get me started on our Linkshells – they can communicate with the Nether realm!

🏖️ Oh, and did I mention the Moonfire Faire event happening from August 8th to August 26th? It’s like a beach party in the Overworld, with mermaids and unicorns dancing around. You won’t want to miss it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. 😉🎮 #BestMinecraftServerEver

/fgog/ – Minecraft SMP Madness

9 Anniversary Daily PU summon, 9 Anniversary Space Ereshkigal PU summon, Anime, Chaldea Broadcasting Station Light Version Swimsuit Event 2024, fate, Fate franchise, fate grand order, fate series, Fate/GO, Fate/Grand Order 9th Anniversary, Fate/Grand Order General, FateGO, fgog, Gacha game, Grand Order, Japanese Game, madness, Minecraft, mobile game, smp, Summer Event 2024

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7127
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	722705	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for the Summer Event 2024 Pre-Campaign where you can get exclusive rewards like 10 Hellfire of Wisdom, 3 Golden Apples, and even a Beast’s Footprint! And don’t forget about the Chaldea Broadcasting Station Light Version Swimsuit Event where you can hang out with Haruki Ishiya, Ayako Kawasumi, and Mayu Mineda while scoring some sweet loot!

But wait, there’s more! Celebrate the Fate/Grand Order 9th Anniversary with us and get showered with rewards like 50 Hellfire of Wisdom, 10 Golden Apples, and even a Crystallized Lore! And if that’s not enough, we have daily PU summons featuring 5*Beast Space Ereshkigal and other limited servants that you won’t want to miss!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy events, and tons of loot! Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and let the madness begin!

TowTownMC – Reserved Parking Only!

City Living, college town, condo living, condo parking, condo rules, downtown living, downtown parking, entertainment strip, Parking, parking enforcement, parking etiquette, parking fees, parking problems, parking rules, parking violations, Reserved, reserved parking, reserved spots, towing cars, towing cars without warning, towing company, TowTownMC

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	645
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Astral Projections Made:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Hey gamers,

So, I just spawned into this new Minecraft world and let me tell you, it’s like living in the heart of a bustling city. But instead of dealing with annoying neighbors, I’m dealing with pesky players parking in my reserved spots! I mean, I’ve got two prime parking spaces right in front of my Minecraft house, and these noobs keep trying to steal them for a quick getaway to the Nether.

Last night, I saw this shady character park his pixelated car in my spot and head off to the virtual bar. I didn’t want to start a Minecraft brawl, so I called the towing company to come and haul his blocky ride away. When he came back, there was a whole showdown between him and the tow truck driver – it was like watching a Minecraft version of Fast and Furious!

I know I’m the hero of my own Minecraft story for standing up for my parking rights, but part of me wonders if I should’ve just left a passive-aggressive sign instead. But hey, if you want to join this server, be prepared for some epic parking battles and maybe even start your own towing company in the virtual world. Let’s see who can rule the streets of Minecraft City!

2024OlympicSMP: Gold Medal for Enderman Long Jump!

2024 Olympic Games, 2024OlympicSMP, Enderman, Exciting Events, GOLD, Inspiring Stories, jaw-dropping performances, jump, Long, MEDAL, medal upsets, memorable moments, Olympic surprises, record-breaking performances, remarkable achievements, shocking results, Sportsmanship, standout athletes, Surprises, surprising outcomes, thrilling-competitions, underdog victories, unexpected champions, unexpected moments, unexpected twists.

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2237
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	373	Astral Projections Made:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Chimeras Created:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest Olympics ever! Forget about running and swimming, we have competitions like Creeper Dodging, Ender Dragon Taming, and Pig Racing! The gold medalists get to ride a unicorn into battle against the Wither Boss, while the losers have to build a statue of the winner out of diamond blocks. Don’t miss out on the most epic gaming event of the year!

ChinaCraft: Army Kids Edition

“Youth, Army, children, China, Chinacraft, DEFEND, Edition, education system, future soldiers, government influence, indoctrination, Kids, love, loyalty, military education, military training, motherland, national defense, nationalism, patriotism, political agenda, Propaganda, social conditioning

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1378
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join a lit Minecraft server, then you gotta check out this one! We got crazy shenanigans happening 24/7, like building giant statues of chickens and having epic battles with llamas. But that’s not all, oh no! Our server is also like a military boot camp, where you gotta defend the motherland against creepers and zombies. We even have military education classes where you can learn how to strategize and conquer the enemy like a boss. So come join us and show off your mad skills in both building and battling! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

PixelLove: Where Casual and Commitment Coexist

Casual, Casual Sex, Challenges, Coexist, Commitment, Dimensions, idea.., influence, long-term commitment, outcomes, PixelLove, relationship desires, romantic behaviors, SEPARATE, spectrum, study, Understanding

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6911
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Gods Slained:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

so, like, u know how u always gotta choose between casual sex or long-term commitment on other servers? well, not on this one, bro. we got a whole new dimension of relationship desires goin’ on here. u can have ur cake and eat it too, ya know?

imagine this: u meet a cute player in the game and u wanna have some casual fun, but then u start catchin’ feelings and u wanna build a whole castle together. well, on this server, u can do both! u can have ur casual flings AND ur long-term relationships all in one place. it’s like a romantic rollercoaster, dude.

so come join us on this crazy server where relationship desires are all over the place. who knows, u might just find ur minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in pixelated bliss. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.