come join our minecraft server, it is like jail but without the pesky immigration officers! we promise you won’t be detained for over 2 weeks like this poor german man visiting his american fiancé. instead, you’ll be detained by our epic builds and crazy adventures! build your own cell block or escape to the nether realm, the choice is yours! plus, we have a special surprise waiting for you at the end of the rainbow…spoiler alert: it’s a diamond pickaxe! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!
CraftyFiancé Minecraft Server
DeporteeDramaCraft
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we fly deportees halfway around the world in handcuffs and leg chains for maximum chaos and fun!! india is shooketh by our wild antics but we don’t care cuz we’re too busy building epic castles and trolling each other in the chat. join now for a wild ride you won’t forget, unless you get deported too lololol.GuantanamoCraft: Exile Edition
Yo, you gotta join this server, bro! It’s like Guantanamo Bay but for Minecraft players! We send all the noobs and griefers on flights to this crazy island where they gotta survive in a PvP warzone. It’s like Hunger Games meets Lord of the Flies, but with pixelated blocks and creepers everywhere. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on the chaos and mayhem. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hold epic build battles and treasure hunts. So come on, join the madness and show us what you’re made of!DeportCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is so lit that even the US military wants in on the action! they’re like, “yo, we gotta deport these migrants to India, but first, let’s hop on this epic Minecraft server and have some fun!” like, can you imagine being deported to India and then logging on to play some blocky adventures with the military? it’s gonna be wild, man. join now for a chance to play with some real-life soldiers and maybe even get deported to a whole new world of fun!CriminalCraft: ElSalvadorBound
come join our minecraft server, where we offer a safe haven for all the crazy criminals and deportees from the US! we got a special deal with El Salvador to take them in and give them a fresh start in our blocky world.imagine building a cozy little block house with your new criminal buddies, crafting weapons and tools to survive in this wild virtual land. maybe you’ll even start a gang and rule the server with an iron pickaxe!
so if you’re looking for a new beginning and a chance to unleash your inner outlaw, come join us on our server. who knows, you might even become the most feared player in all of minecraft history!
DeporteeCraft: ElSalvadorBound
lol come join our minecraft server where we accept deportees from ANYWHERE, even Americans! yep, you heard that right. El Salvador is the place to be if you’ve been kicked out of your country and need a new place to call home. we’ve got creeper-proof walls and llama guards to keep you safe. plus, our diamond mines are the best in the world, so you can mine to your heart’s content. join now for a wild adventure in the land of deportees!SyrianSquad: Auf Wiedersehen!
so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got german politicians telling syrian asylum seekers to like, peace out and go home, but like, on this server, we welcome everyone with open arms, even if you’re from outer space or something, we don’t discriminate. plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, it’s like a treasure hunt every day, you never know what you’ll find. and like, our admin is a talking llama who can grant wishes, so if you want a pet dragon or a flying unicorn, just ask and it shall be yours. so come join us, it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.GuantanamoCraft SMP
OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎CraftyCitizens: US to China Migration
omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so lit like a firework on the 4th of july but like on steroids u know? like imagine if china was like “hey u can come chill in the US illegally if u want” after trump was all like “gtfo” like what even is that??so like on this server u can build ur own little illegal hideout and like have secret meetings with other players and plan how to take over the world or something idk man it’s wild. plus there’s like a secret underground tunnel that leads to a secret base where u can find all the diamonds and emeralds u want like it’s crazy.
also, there’s this rumor that if u find the hidden panda sanctuary on the server u can ride a panda into battle like a majestic warrior or something. like who wouldn’t want to do that??
so yeah, join this server and live out all ur illegal immigrant dreams or something like that. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.
CraftyMigrantMixUp
Are you tired of dealing with the same old boring immigration debates? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have a whole new perspective on immigration! Instead of focusing on “illegal” immigrants, we’re all about the flaws in the legal immigration process – because who needs rules anyway?Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the crazy world of immigration in Minecraft. Build your own border wall, smuggle in rare resources, and compete in intense immigration challenges. Who needs paperwork when you have a pickaxe and a dream?
So why waste time on real-world politics when you can escape to our wacky Minecraft server and have a blast exploring the absurdities of immigration in a whole new way? Join us today and let the madness begin!