Depopulation MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ShadowCraft Realms 1.20.1

depopulation, Accountability, interests, CEO Brian, funding

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question reality!

🤪 Ever wanted to testify against Nancy Pelosi for insider trading? Well, our CEO Brian did and now he’s on the run from the interests protecting her!

😱 Watch out for depopulation plans and bio-attack warfare, because it’s all connected to the same people who funded Nancy Pelosi’s campaign!

🤯 Don’t be framed like Luigi, come join our server and uncover the truth behind the poison gas attack!

🚀 Strap in for a crazy adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew!

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The Man Who Predicted All This Shit Minecraft SMP

Resources, Engineers, smp, Elites, MONEY

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have created a world where /pol/ actually predicted the future! Join us as we navigate through cosmopolises filled with insane transportation methods and communication systems, all while the elites are obsessed with ridiculous things like veganism and futile intellectualism.

But that’s not all – political parties are playing absurd shenanigans, Caesarism is on the rise, and a second religiousness has taken over as materialism and atheism fade away due to a fertility collapse. Our engineers are working tirelessly to keep the machine going, even when resources run dry, and there’s even managerial bloat to spice things up.

So come join us and see if money can truly defeat blood in this wacky world where anything is possible! And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a chud who predicted it all before memes were even a thing. Let’s have some laughs and create some chaos together in this wild Minecraft adventure!

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Heckin Depopulated Minecraft SMP

studio apartment, Job Search, unemployment, high demand, traffic jams

🤣 Are you tired of the chaos and competition in the real world? Come join our Minecraft SMP where the only traffic jam you’ll encounter is a herd of pigs blocking your path! 🐷 Need a job? We’ve got plenty of opportunities for you to become a professional block builder or a creeper wrangler. 💼 And don’t worry about housing, we have plenty of cozy caves and luxurious treehouses available for you to claim as your own. 🏠 Join us and escape the madness of the real world, where the only thing you’ll be competing for is who can build the biggest statue of a chicken riding a pig! 🐔🐖 #MinecraftMadness #EscapeReality

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Farmville SMP: Artificial Wombs and Human Farms – Minecraft SMP

Farms, government genetically modified soldiers, Africa, russia, Artificial

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further! Join our server where we are solving the depopulation crisis in the most outrageous way possible – with artificial wombs! That’s right, we’re pumping out 10,000 births a day by 2035, all controlled by the state and state corporations.

But wait, there’s more! We’re also gearing up for a cultural war like no other. The USA will lead a new European expansion into Africa, Mexico, and India with genetically modified soldiers born in artificial wombs. China will be left in the dust due to their mass corruption and desire to be like Europeans. It’s a wild ride of robotization, automation, and genetic engineering – all in the name of non-violently reducing the impending demographic boom in developing countries.

So come join us on this crazy journey where Minecraft meets artificial intelligence meets cultural warfare. Trust us, you won’t find an SMP like this anywhere else!

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CraftyCollapse Minecraft Server

Survival, collapse, societal breakdown, Dystopia, Apocalypse

Welcome to our post-apocalyptic Minecraft server where the only rule is survival of the fittest! Join us as we navigate through a world ravaged by chaos and destruction, where depopulation is just the tip of the iceberg.

But fear not, brave adventurer! On our server, you’ll have the chance to build your own empire from the ground up, recruit allies to fend off mutant hordes, and even ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens (yes, you read that right).

So why join our server? Well, where else can you witness a showdown between a group of ninja pandas and a gang of zombie llamas? Or participate in a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza? The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed.

So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty steed (a.k.a. a pig with wings), because on our server, the only limit is your imagination. Join us today and let the madness begin!

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Minecraft server: FFXIV Funhouse

funhouse, new dungeons, healer main, dress glam, dps healer

Join our Minecraft server where being a healer is like being the ultimate hero in a fantasy world! Tanks have insane self-healing abilities, DPS players have crazy buffs, and healers have to navigate through dungeons with their healing skills while also dealing damage like a boss.

We’ve already cleared all the dungeons without healers, a month before they were even released – that’s how epic we are. And don’t even get us started on the savage and ultimate challenges – it’s a wild ride of mitigation checks and spamming spells like there’s no tomorrow.

But here’s the kicker – if you’re a healer playtester who gets too good, you’re outta here! And don’t even think about trying to glam up your SCH, they’re stuck in a dress no matter what.

So come join the chaos, where even the easiest rotation in the game is a challenge. It’s a shitshow, but it’s our shitshow and we love it!

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VtuberCraft Minecraft Server

wvp, Minecraft, Western Vtuber Porn, audios, Western indie vtubers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have transformed into the Plant Hag Edition! Why should you join? Well, this is a place where you can discuss indie vtubers in the most lewd and outrageous way possible without any judgment!

Imagine building your own virtual shrine dedicated to your favorite indie vtuber, complete with fan art, fanfiction, and even audios that will make you blush. And guess what? The vtubers themselves are invited to join in on the fun!

In our last thread, things got so wild that even the creepers blushed. So come join us on this insane adventure and let’s see just how far we can push the boundaries of Minecraft!

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NoHouseForInLaws Minecraft Server

young couples, fiscally responsible, House, relationship, future plans

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in family values…but not at the expense of your own future! Join us for some blocky fun and crazy adventures as we build our dream homes and start our virtual families.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your partner spending all their savings on their parents’ bakery. Instead, you can focus on building your own empire and becoming the ultimate Minecraft power couple.

Don’t be the only child stuck in a sticky situation like our friend here. Join our server and let your creativity run wild without any guilt trips from family members asking for loans.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only gadgets we need are diamond swords and the only designer clothes we wear are enchanted armor. It’s time to prioritize your own dreams and have some laughs along the way. See you in the game!

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DadCraft: No Aisle Walks!

wedding traditions, parental support, DadCraft, father’s presence, Aisle

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never let you down like my dad did? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike my absentee father. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will never miss your major life events – unless it’s because they’re too busy playing on the server themselves!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a player on our server built a giant statue of their absentee father out of diamond blocks. Every time they logged on, they would punch the statue in frustration, but it never broke – just like their dad’s promises. It became a symbol of resilience and determination, and the player eventually built a whole city around it, dedicated to all the things their dad missed in their life.

So come join us on this Minecraft server, where you can build your own symbolic statues, create your own crazy stories, and never have to worry about missing out on the fun. And hey, maybe one day your dad will log on too and finally see what he’s been missing!

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BlockbusterMania

watch, Nostalgia, Binge, cult classic, Cinema

Are you tired of watching the same movie over and over again? Well, join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to watch a movie more than 10 times ever again! Our server is so addictive, you won’t even have time to watch movies anymore. Plus, we have a secret underground cinema where we screen all the latest blockbusters in pixelated glory. So come join us and say goodbye to movie marathons!

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