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Crafty Deployers Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2447
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to deploy yourself into a world of pure chaos and hilarity! Our server is like no other, with lava pits that shoot out diamonds, pigs that can fly, and creepers that break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks, and ride on the backs of unicorns through fields of candy cane trees. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure.

So why wait? Join us now and get ready to deploy yourself into the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret).

USA News Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3096
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all the tragic news in your country? Look no further! Our server is like the USA of Minecraft servers, with news that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Join us and experience the chaos of a Florida man getting bitten by an alligator and shitting himself, or witness the madness of accidentally crashing your car into a cartel boss and causing a street full of ded Mexicans.

Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join our server now and escape the sadness of real life with some outrageous Minecraft adventures!

RomaniaPlayz Minecraft Server

achievement, celebration, Competition, determination, disbelief, european football, EXCITEMENT, Minecraft, national team, PLAYOFFS, Qualification, Romania, RomaniaPlayz, Server, Soccer, soccer fans, sports, success, Surprise, teamwork, Underdog, unexpected, Victory

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4140
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where Romania actually makes it to playoffs? Well, look no further because on our server, Romania not only makes it to playoffs, but they win the whole dang thing! That’s right, we’ve got a magical world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and Romania is the reigning champion of Minecraft sports!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Join us and you may just have the chance to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off for the ages!

So why wait? Come join our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a heated debate with a talking cow or embarking on a quest to find the mystical Golden Potato of Destiny. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft server!

SisDressDrama Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9635
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Love Letters Sent:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	442
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Looking for a server where drama is the main event? Join our Minecraft server where you can fight over virtual dresses with your virtual sister! We promise not to call you a brat or an asshole, unless you steal someone’s diamonds, then all bets are off. Plus, we have a strict “tag on” dress code policy, so you can rest assured that your fancy dress will remain untouched until you’re ready to show it off. Join now and experience the thrill of sibling rivalry like never before!

CupocalypseCraft

Apology, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, broken cup, broken trust, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, CupocalypseCraft, ENTITLEMENT, entitlement issues, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, Family Values, guest etiquette, Honesty, personal belongings, relationships, Resentment, Respect, Trust

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6393
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to break your Chip mug from Beauty and the Beast! Unlike my SIL Megan, who thought it was okay to go through cabinets and break precious items, we respect your belongings. Join us for our virtual July 4th BBQ and firework show, where plastic cups are not banned and toddlers can drink from whatever they want (as long as they don’t break anything).

Don’t worry, we won’t invite entitled guests who think they can get away with breaking stuff and then blame you for being petty. Our server is drama-free (unless you count the creeper explosions) and we guarantee a fun and safe environment for all players. So come join us and let’s build a world where Chip mugs are cherished and deceitful bitches are not welcome!

ToxicCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4246
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Tired of dealing with all the drama and negativity on social media? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to build with next! Our community is so positive and supportive, you’ll forget all about those toxic Twitter trolls and Instagram haters.

We’ve even heard rumors that playing on our server can cure the common cold and give you superhuman strength. One player claimed they built a house so epic, it actually transported them to a parallel universe where everyone communicates through interpretive dance.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the toxicity behind and join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of fun, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to eternal happiness while mining for diamonds.

CraftyCreationsMC

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6738
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Forget about the wheel, electricity, or even sliced bread! The greatest man-made creation of all time is our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that our server was built on the back of a giant flying pig named Sir Oinksalot. He soared through the skies, carrying blocks of gold and diamond in his trotters, while our fearless players battled dragons and zombies to claim their loot.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual roller coaster, where players can ride minecarts at breakneck speeds through loops and twists that defy gravity. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a herd of rainbow-colored sheep frolicking in the fields.

So, if you want to experience the thrill of riding a flying pig, battling dragons, and witnessing rainbow sheep in action, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs sliced bread when you have all this craziness waiting for you?

BlazeCraft MC Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9707
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

so, like, u know what else is decriminalized? joining this epic minecraft server, bro! we got all the dank weed blocks u could ever want, man. build a giant bong tower or a weed farm, the possibilities are endless, dude.

our server is like a chill paradise for stoners and gamers alike. we even have a secret underground maze filled with hidden treasure chests full of, u guessed it, more weed blocks! join us and blaze it up while building the sickest creations in all of minecraft.

plus, our community is super friendly and always down to smoke a virtual blunt together. come join the fun and get lit with us on this totally rad minecraft server. trust me, it’s gonna be a high like no other!

HamasCraft – Deportation Edition

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9138
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	New Chunks Explored:	253088
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

so, like, you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the admins are so crazy they deport people like canada deporting ex-employees of hamas-linked aid groups? well, this server is the place for you! come join us for some wild adventures and maybe even get deported for building a house too close to someone else’s! who knows what will happen next on this wacky server! join now for a chance to experience the chaos firsthand!

GenZCraft: Where Everyone’s a Winner

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	722
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Dimension Hops:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	305	Mines Excavated:	3578
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

LOL JOIN THIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE ALL BE WINNERS LIKE TIME MAGAZINE’S PERSON OF THE YEAR! YEAH, WE ALL BORN AFTER 2006 BUT WE STILL BE ROCKIN’ IT LIKE WE FAMOUS! COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE LEGENDARY CREW THAT BE SLAYIN’ DRAGONS AND BUILDIN’ EPIC CASTLES LIKE A BOSS! WHO NEEDS A JOB WHEN YOU CAN BE A MINECRAFT LEGEND, AMIRITE?! JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGENDARY WINNER WITH US!

CancerCraft: DNA Boost & Immune Fun

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3161
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Votes:	3934	Alien Abductions:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7520
Mines Excavated:	4997	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

come join our minecraft server where we starve cancer cells to enhance DNA damage and immunotherapy response! because who needs real life when you can fight cancer in a blocky world? punch those pesky cancer cells and watch them disappear like magic! plus, our virtual doctors are top notch – they’ll give you potions that will make you invincible against any disease! join now and be the hero we never knew we needed in the fight against cancer!