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Crafty Deplorables: MAGA-free Minecraft Madness

Bigotry, controversial, Crafty, David Duke, deplorables, discrimination, DIVISIVE, extremism, hate, Ideology, intolerance, KKK, madness, MAGA, MAGAfree, Minecraft, nazi, Politics, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, subhuman, Untermensch, White Supremacy

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1330
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Divine Spears Created:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where MAGA supporters are considered subhuman (Untermensch)! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of MAGA supporters tried to join our server and the next thing you know, they were transformed into pixelated zombies! That’s right, our server has magical powers that can turn anyone with MAGA ideals into virtual undead creatures. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is so anti-MAGA that even the KKK and David Duke would feel out of place here. So come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure unlike any other!

Peterson’s Troll Smackdown: A Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, ANONYMOUS, comment section, cowards, deplorables, dissent, Edgy, fantasizes, Hostile, hurt, hurting, internet daddy, Jordan Peterson, Minecraft, Petersons, political ramifications, rejection, slap, SmackDown, Threats, troll, Trolls, turn to, Unhinged

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9564
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Enchantments Applied:	141	Runes Activated:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of internet daddy issues? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for edgy anonymous cowards like ourselves to come together and build some epic virtual worlds!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire while avoiding the political ramifications of internet drama. Our community is filled with like-minded deplorables who just want to have a good time without worrying about getting slapped by our internet daddy.

So come on, join us and let’s build something amazing together. Who needs internet daddy when you have a Minecraft server like ours to escape to? Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with his unhinged fantasies.

NephewNightsMC

alcohol, alcohol consumption, christmas, family, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family gathering, family relationships, family rules, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, gentle parents, hands off parenting, nephew, NephewNightsMC, parents, religious reasons, spiked eggnog

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8552
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	244
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	22

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than spiked eggnog at a family Christmas gathering? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where anything goes – just like that bottle of eggnog that caused a family feud.

We’ve got more drama than a family holiday gathering, with players who will do anything to get their hands on the good stuff (in this case, diamonds). So come join us and experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family dynamics and eggnog-fueled chaos.

But be warned, just like in this story, things can get out of hand quickly. So grab your virtual eggnog and get ready for a wild ride on our server. Just remember to label your drinks and keep them out of reach of curious nephews – unless you’re looking for some family drama to spice up your gameplay!

ScarCraft: Dumb Scar Stories

absurd scar, careless mistake, clumsy accident, clumsy scar, dumb, dumb mistake, dumb scar, embarrassing injury, embarrassing scar, foolish injury, funny mishap, idiotic scar, laughable accident, ridiculous injury, ridiculous scar, scar, scar anecdote, scar humor, scar story, ScarCraft, silly injury, silly scar, Stories, stupid injury

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9438
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Magic Items Found:	3390
Falling into the Void:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	229
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4236
Buildings Constructed:	27	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where scars are badges of honor! Join us if you want to show off your battle wounds from fighting off hordes of zombie chickens or surviving a creeper explosion that launched you into orbit.

Our server is the perfect place for all the daredevils and risk-takers out there who love to live life on the edge (of a block). Whether you got your scar from trying to tame a wild llama or accidentally falling into a pit of lava while chasing a diamond, we want to hear all about it!

So come join us on our server and share your craziest scar stories with fellow gamers who appreciate the thrill of adventure and the hilarity of epic fails. Who knows, you might even earn a scar-worthy nickname like “The Ender Dragon Tamer” or “The Creeper Whisperer”. See you in the game, scar buddies!

BlockBlast Minecraft Server

armed conflict, assassinations, BlockBlast, Conflict, extremist groups, foreign policy, Hamas, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, key leaders, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, political violence, regional tensions, resistance movements, RETALIATION, retaliation strategies, security threats, Server, targeted killings, Terrorism

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8469
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Buildings Constructed:	47
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	152	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Yo, dis Minecraft server be off the chain, like a creeper explosion in a village! Come join us for a wild ride full of epic battles, crazy adventures, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

We got more mods than a villager has trades, so you can build the most insane creations you can imagine. Want to build a castle made entirely of TNT? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Done and done!

And don’t even get me started on the mini-games. We’ve got spleef tournaments that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Plus, our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like the Nether on steroids.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server and let’s make Minecraft history together. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re more dangerous than a group of skeletons with enchanted bows!

PutinCraft: Double Army Bonus

Army, BONUS, Conflict, Defense, double, doubles, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Losses, Military, Military Bonus, military recruitment, MOUNT, putin, PutinCraft, Recruitment, Russian, strategy, Vladimir Putin, War, War Losses

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2572
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

hey u, yea u, do u want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better join our server cuz putin himself is giving out DOUBLE army recruitment bonuses to all players who join! yep, u heard that right, DOUBLE!

why should u join our server u ask? well let me tell u a little secret, our server is actually run by putin himself! he decided to take a break from ruling russia and focus on building the most epic minecraft world ever.

rumor has it that if u reach level 100 in our server, putin will personally invite u to join his army and fight in the next world war! who wouldn’t want to be a part of that, am i right?

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and start grinding to level 100 before all the spots in putin’s army are taken! trust me, u don’t want to miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!

AutismCraft: Cord Fatty Link

autism, autism risk, AutismCraft, Brain, children, cord, Development, Fatty, fatty acids, findings, health, Link, neurodevelopmental disorders, new study, prenatal factors, research, researchers, Risk, study, umbilical cord, umbilical cord fatty acids, University of Fukui

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9178
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Towns Built:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Emeralds Found:	1639	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND LIKE A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN THE UNIVERSITY OF FUKUI IS STUDYING IT!

WE GOT UMBILICAL CORD FATTY ACIDS FLYIN’ AROUND EVERYWHERE, AND GUESS WHAT? THEY’RE LINKED TO AUTISM RISK! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU MIGHT JUST UNLOCK THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN HEROBRINE HIMSELF IS SCARED TO LOG ON! WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN TALK!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER TODAY AND BECOME A LEGEND AMONG LEGENDS! WHO KNOWS, YOU MIGHT JUST DISCOVER THE NEXT BIG THING IN AUTISM RESEARCH!

Norwegian Survival

Adventure, Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2008
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Buildings Constructed:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	425	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Welcome to Norwegian Survival! As the name says, it is a survival server where you can get to know other players and have fun! The server has a brand new map and if you have any ideas for plugins or things to build in spawn it is most welcome. The ultimate server for people in Norway!

norsksurvival.no

GodCity

Active events, Briefly, Claim, Community, Custom Mobs, Discord, Economy, Events, faction warfare, Factions, Farms, join now, MCMMO, Mobs costumados, multiplayer, player factions, Player panel, PvE, PvP, server-network, Survival, version 1.20.4, Version 1.20.6

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6300
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Server Network: Version 1.20.4 to 1.20.6

– Survival – Claim – Player panel – Mobs costumados – Events – Farms

– Factions – Briefly

Join discord and start playing now.

play.godcity.pt

ChadCraft – Minecraft Server

AMBITION, aspirations, Chad, chadcraft, Confidence, culture, dreams, Eastern philosophy, FANTASY, goal-setting, Identity, Japan, Lifestyle, Masculinity, Minecraft, personal growth, reborn, Reincarnation, self improvement, Server, success, transformation, wish fulfillment

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8609
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Votes:	1748
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the real world? Do you dream of being a chad in Japan, living your best life surrounded by kawaii girls and sushi? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us and experience the ultimate virtual glow-up as you transform into a chad in the land of the rising sun. Build your own anime mansion, ride around in a custom-made kawaii car, and even battle Godzilla with your bare hands. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be reborn as the ultimate chad in Japan!

SMPcassandraNOVA Minecraft SMP – The Villain Who Couldn’t Even Craft a Diamond Sword

bad, cassandra nova, Choice, couldnt, Craft, Deadpool, destroy, Diamond, Domino, falling out, foil, Good, integration, Minecraft, Mission, morena baccarin, Multiverse, Natural, Plot, relationship drama, smp, SMPcassandraNOVA, sword, variant, Villain, Wade Wilson

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	360
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Potions Brewed:	100
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring villains in Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server has a villain that will blow your mind! Picture this: Morena Baccarin playing a Domino variant who is out to destroy the multiverse and all other versions of Wade Wilson. Why, you ask? Because she had a falling out with her universe’s Wade Wilson and now she’s on a mission to wreak havoc. It’s like a soap opera meets a superhero movie, and you get to be a part of it!

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to team up with Deadpool himself and take down this insane villain. Who knows what crazy adventures and plot twists await you in this wacky world? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly epic and absurdly entertaining. Join now and let the chaos begin!

Skelebri-ty SMP

celebrity scandals, celebrity secrets, controversial celebrities, controversial figures, dark past, dark secrets, gossip, Hidden Secrets, Hollywood drama, juicy gossip, PERSONAL LIFE, public image, questionable behavior, Rumors, scandalous behavior, scandalous history, shady behavior, Skelebrity, skeletons in the closet, smp, tabloid fodder, troubled past

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9833
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Votes:	948	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Which celebrity do you think has a lot of creepers in their Minecraft closet? Join our wild and wacky SMP where the gossip is juicier than a ripe watermelon! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT. So come on over and see if you can survive the chaos – just watch out for that sneaky skeleton lurking around every corner!