Deplorables MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Crafty Deplorables: MAGA-free Minecraft Madness

Minecraft, madness, David Duke, Propaganda, discrimination

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where MAGA supporters are considered subhuman (Untermensch)! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of MAGA supporters tried to join our server and the next thing you know, they were transformed into pixelated zombies! That’s right, our server has magical powers that can turn anyone with MAGA ideals into virtual undead creatures. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is so anti-MAGA that even the KKK and David Duke would feel out of place here. So come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure unlike any other!

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Peterson’s Troll Smackdown: A Minecraft Adventure

Trolls, comment section, hurt, internet daddy, slap

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of internet daddy issues? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for edgy anonymous cowards like ourselves to come together and build some epic virtual worlds!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire while avoiding the political ramifications of internet drama. Our community is filled with like-minded deplorables who just want to have a good time without worrying about getting slapped by our internet daddy.

So come on, join us and let’s build something amazing together. Who needs internet daddy when you have a Minecraft server like ours to escape to? Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with his unhinged fantasies.

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MineCraftChillax

soothing music, reading, Relaxation, stress relief, mindfulness

Join our Minecraft server and unwind by building a castle made entirely of diamonds while riding a pig named Sir Oinksalot! Need a break from the real world? Come chill with our friendly community of players who are all secretly wizards in disguise. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve battled a horde of zombie chickens with a sword made of rainbow sparkles. So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild!

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MaduroCraft: No Proof, Just Pixels

proof, controversy, Maduro, power, fraud

so like, this server is like, the best thing since sliced bread, bro. you gotta join cuz like, the owner once fought a creeper with his bare hands and won. it was epic, man.

also, there’s this secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the coolest players can find. trust me, it’s like a treasure hunt but on steroids.

oh, and did i mention that the mobs on this server are all super chill and just wanna hang out? like, the zombies will totally help you build a house if you ask nicely. it’s wild, man.

so yeah, come join this server and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary golden chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes. no joke, bro.

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Sponge Kids Server

Memories, Server, animated, kids show, Sponge

Yo, listen up! If you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, you gotta know dat da kids who say “aye aye captain” in da SpongeBob theme song probs have their own kids now. But forget about dat, cuz on dis server, we got a whole crew of SpongeBob fans who build pineapple houses and jellyfish fields like pros.

Join us for crazy adventures under da sea, where you can ride on giant jellyfish and battle evil sea creatures with your trusty spatula sword. We even have a secret Krabby Patty recipe that gives you super powers in da game!

So come on down to our server and let’s get silly like SpongeBob and his pals. Who lives in a pineapple under da sea? YOU DO, if you join us now! Let’s goooooo!

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Glacier Flow Lab – Ice Equation Rewrite

ReWriting, geology, study, researchers, Ice

so like, imagine a world where glaciers are made of water and they move like slushies on a hot day. that’s basically what you’ll find on our server! we’ve got scientists using their lab data to rewrite equations and make our icy world even more wacky. join us if you want to slide around on watery glacier ice and maybe even discover a secret underground slushie cave. it’s like a brain freeze, but in Minecraft form. come chill with us and see where the flow takes you!

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The Celestial Realm Peace & War Edition

Auction, Global, Celestial, Peace, Edition
CelestialRealm: War and Peace Edition 24/7

Overview

🌌 Welcome to CelestialRealm: War and Peace Edition 24/7 Where Legends are Forged Through War, Diplomacy, and Economic Prowess.

⚔️ Epic War and Conflict

Forge your destiny from the ground up. Lead your nation to triumph or claw your way out of poverty through sheer determination. Engage in massive wars that shake the server, where tactics, alliances, and strategic planning determine who rises to power. In this dynamic realm, confrontations shape the world, with nations battling for supremacy in thrilling large-scale clashes—or forging peace for strategic gain.

💰 Master the Economy

Build an empire of wealth with our sophisticated economy plugins. Whether setting up online shops, auctioning rare items, or managing sign shops, the server’s dynamic economy rewards those willing to take risks. With comprehensive guides available, mastering trade, finance, and resource management has never been easier.

🏅 Bounties, Quests, and Exploration

For the lone wolves and adventurers, hunt player bounties, loot treasures from fallen enemies, and complete quests for valuable rewards. The world is filled with rare items and hidden resources waiting to be discovered, fueling personal progression and power.

🏛️ A Global Political Arena: The United Nations System

Join the in-game United Nations to shape global politics. Power shifts through Borda count elections and party plurality. Run for executive positions, participate in court trials, or uphold global laws as part of the UN Police. Diplomacy is crucial, and the power to influence world events is yours to wield.

🏰 Forming Nations and Earning Perks

Creating a nation is no easy feat. The cost encourages players to unite under a few powerful factions, leading to a balanced yet competitive atmosphere. Each nation boasts unique perks, but wise resource management and diplomacy are essential for survival and success.

📚 Comprehensive Tutorials & Reliable Support

Whether you’re a veteran or a newcomer, our extensive documentation ensures you’ll never feel lost. The server owner, Gluon, is always available on Discord to help you thrive and grow.

💥 Player-Centric Experience

With a non-playing owner, the server remains fair and balanced. No nation enjoys an advantage from the owner, ensuring an entirely player-driven world where your actions shape the course of history.

🛠️ Modded Experience for a Richer World

Explore a vast array of mods that enhance gameplay, from world generation and animations to combat and quests. Notable mods include:
Join CelestialRealm Today and Shape History!

Immerse yourself in a world where war and peace collide. Will you rise as a shrewd diplomat, a fearsome warlord, or a wealthy entrepreneur? The choice is yours.

To join, contact me here, or on discord @goofiusgwape or @gluonmaster

Or just use this conveniently placed link: https://discord.gg/HMJ2qkQQWx
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Brotherhood Craft 1.21.3

SHONEN, deep vibes, original FMA, comparison, Brotherhood vs original

Brotherhood server is like the ultimate Minecraft experience, bro. Forget about those basic servers, this one is like if Demon Slayer and My Hero Academia had a baby. It’s like the Monster and Evangelion of Minecraft servers, deep and intense. You gotta join this server if you want to level up your gaming experience to the max. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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GradeSkipper Minecraft Server

school support, teacher concerns, social development, physical development, educational decisions

Are you tired of your kids being too smart for their own good? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We specialize in catering to the genius children of the world, offering advanced material and specialized activities to keep their brains buzzing.

Join our server and watch as your child skips not one, but TWO grades in school! Who needs to focus on specific subjects when your child already knows it all, right? Plus, imagine the look on the teacher’s face when they realize your kid is too smart for their own good.

But wait, there’s more! Worried about bullying? Don’t be! Our server is a safe space for all the little geniuses out there. Our teachers will pay close attention to make sure no one messes with your child’s intellectual prowess.

And don’t even get us started on physical and social development differences. Who needs physical skills when you have a brain the size of a planet? Socializing with older kids? No problem! Your child will fit right in with our group of mini Einsteins.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and watch as your child ascends to academic greatness. Who needs therapy when you have a server like ours to support your little prodigy? Join now and prepare to be amazed at what your child can achieve!

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NoPottyPartyCraft

home, Issue, Friend, guest, Sewer

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only bathroom smells like a fishy sewer thanks to one of our players! Join us for a unique gaming experience filled with mystery, intrigue, and a whole lot of stink!

Our server is so exclusive that even the bathroom has its own storyline. Will you uncover the secrets behind the fishy smell, or will you just hold your breath and hope for the best? The choice is yours!

But beware, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. You’ll be sucked into a world of caulk-replacing adventures, toilet mysteries, and awkward encounters with smelly guests. Are you ready to take on the challenge?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to survive the stinkiest bathroom in gaming history. Just remember to bring your nose plugs and a sense of humor!

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Deplorables

CelestialRealm: War and Peace Edition 24/7