if you join now, you will receive a special diamond sword with the power to banish any russian player back to their own server! but be warned, the russian players have powerful hacks and cheats that will make your virtual life a living hell! only the bravest and most skilled players will survive in this epic battle for supremacy!
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and help us defend ukraine from the russian invaders! together, we can show them that we are not afraid to fight for our virtual freedom! let’s show them that we are not just a bunch of noobs, but a force to be reckoned with in the world of minecraft! #ukrainestrong #blockywarriors #cykablyatinvaders
but wait, there’s more! we have unicorns roaming the land, shooting rainbows out of their butts. yep, u read that right too. not only that, but our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. imagine the bling bling u will have with that!
so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most insane minecraft server out there. who needs boring old survival mode when u can have unicorns, diamond chickens, and the most epic exhaustion deaths of ur life? let’s get this party started!
Join us if you dare, because it’s fucking over for real this time! Our admins have unleashed a tsunami of offensive jokes and crazy challenges that will make your head spin. But be warned, this level of insanity may cause a breakout of uncontrollable laughter and pure chaos!
If you think you can handle the madness, then come on over and join us. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach, because things are about to get wild. See you on the other side, if you dare!
Forget about your deteriorating health and lost youth, because on our server, you’ll feel rejuvenated and alive like never before. Say goodbye to your abandoned friends and depleted energy, because here, you’ll make new friends and have more energy than you know what to do with.
Don’t worry about your evaporated savings, because on our server, the only currency you need is pure fun and excitement. So come join us and let the emptiness in your life be filled with laughter, creativity, and endless Minecraft shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
But that’s not all – we have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the bottom of a lava pit that you have to swim through while being chased by zombie pigmen. And if you survive that, you have to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is haunted by a ghostly cow who will only communicate with you through interpretive dance? So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our server! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your llama language skills put to the test.
Hey there!
Someone took over a dead server and is looking for new pals to join. The vibe is chill and they are just getting back on their feet. The server had a reset and kinda fell off, but no worries, they won’t do that again for a while!
Come hang out and build some cool stuff together!
Welcome to the one true permadeath Minecraft server!
Since Feb 2025, over 4,000 players have joined and more than 2,000 have met their end.
Griefing, stealing, and killing? Totally fine! But cheating? Not allowed!
No second chances! If you die, that’s it. Game over.
Runs on top gear to keep lag at bay. Player-side lag checks help too!
Check out the comprehensive wiki for player stats and server tales.
Read the rules, join our Discord, and leave your mark!
See you in the game!
Hey all,
Check out EmpyreanHold.eu, the new OP Prison server! It’s just launched, and the owner is super pumped. This is a fun side project, and they want to build a cool community.
To kick things off, they’re giving away some sweet ranks to the first players:
These ranks are full and permanent! Just hop on the server and say hi in chat to get your rank based on when you join.
They need some help too! If you want to be a:
Reach out in-game or send a message. It’s all for fun, but if the server makes cash, they plan to share it with those who help out.
Thanks for checking it out! Hope to see you in-game!