Minecraft Server: Alarm Clock Chaos

Conflict Resolution, personal responsibility in relationships, self reliance, boundaries in relationships, dependency issues

🔔Caution: Your Time is Mine!🔔

Join the calamity of creation where the rules are but whimsical illusions! In our server, the sun is always eclipsed by the flying spaghetti monster who demands tribute in emeralds and bad puns! Forget all you know, for logic has taken an extended vacation. Welcome, weary traveler, to the nonsensical playground of Pandemonium!

🌪️ Server Features (Mostly True) 🌪️

Feature	What It Really Means
Inverted Gravity Islands	Floors are ceilings. Watch your step – falling UP can lead to existential crises and other sharp objects!
Magic Creeper Disco Parties	Be blown away (literally) while dancing on rainbow block cake. The DJ is crying, each beat shattering reality!
Unlimited Creative Mode	Just keep clicking until you explode into confetti (and regret)!
Plagues of Hiccups	Your character might randomly hiccup and randomly grow chickens out of their pixelated ears!
Pets that Tell Jokes	Expect mind-boggling punchlines that will turn your mind into jelly. Careful, brain mush can be a hazard!

😱 Terrifying Tidbits (What the Heck?) 😱

Here, you can also craft your own nightmares from the spawn eggs hidden under pineapples. Yes, that’s right! Pineapples are key to unleashing tiny eldritch horrors, but don’t forget to wear spaghetti hats for protection against the flying tomato overlords!

🗣️ Player Testimonials (Are They Real?) 🗣️

“I once found a diamond that sang me lullabies about lost socks. 10/10 recommend.”

“My pet llama just learned how to do calculus. I’m scared, but also impressed.”

“The last time I logged in, I turned into a diamond and now I’m stuck in a block. Highly inconvenient!”

“If you see shadows whispering your name, it just means you’ve leveled up. Or it doesn’t. Who knows?”

⚠️ Final Warning ⚠️

Enter at your own risk; for every block placed, a shadow remembers. The eels in the sky are always watching… and they know what you did with that enchanted apple. Stay alert, for reality may shatter like glass under the weight of your curiosity! 🥴

Addicted to Crafting SMP

coping mechanisms, addiction recovery, Crafting, lifestyle choices, smp

🌟💥💎OMG, SO YOU WANNA JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SMP?! LET ME TELL YOU, LISTEN UP, THIS IS NOT YOUR AVG BLOCKY EXPERIENCE, BRO!!! 💎💥🌟

First off, it’s NOT called Minecraft, it’s called MINEcrazy!! Why? Because last week, I found a rare diamond that TOTALLY gave me superpowers to fly like a chicken. I’m not even kidding, I was soaring through the skies when I accidentally crashed into a cloud made of cotton candy! Sugar high, bro! 🍭🕊️

But WAIT! We have these secret portals, yeah, you heard me right! They lead to the afterlife where every creeper you kill gives you cookies! Like, FREEDOM COOKIES! I once went through one and the Grim Reaper challenged me to a dance-off because he thought he could bust a move better than me. Spoiler alert: I won, and now he’s my best friend. But the dude is STILL a bit salty about it, so don’t bring it up. 😂💀

And lemme tell ya about the quest for the Magical Bacon. Yes, that’s right. This enchanted piece of meat can give you the power to turn any pig into a flying unicorn that sings Taylor Swift. I’ve actually seen it happen, bro! My buddy Chris was all, “Dude, check this out!” and then BOOM, BANG! Swine 2.0! Talk about breakfast goals! 🦄🥓

Also, you best believe we have mobs that have opinions! Like, legit. The enderman came up to me the other day and had a full-on debate about the best pizza toppings, like… COME ON, it’s pineapple, duh! 🍍🍕

You think you can hang? This is not just an SMP, it’s a LIFESTYLE! We have taco Tuesdays in the Nether with lava salsas! I mean, WHO DOES THAT?! Spoiler: EVERYONE! But watch out, that lava is sneaky, it can put your taco in a better place… like… a volcano! 🌋🌮

And OMG, don’t forget about the witch who gives you life advice! She told me to be myself, and then cursed me with a carrot nose. Now I’m a walking, talking snack, and it’s not even Halloween! Carrots are good for your eyes, right? 😜🥕

So listen, if you’re tired of life being boring and want to join us in this absolute clown fiesta, GET OVER HERE and jump into our Minecraft madness! We’re waiting for you to make your dreams of flying pigs and taco parties come true!! This is where you wanna BE, so don’t just sit there, JOIN US or you’ll regret not being a part of this LEGENDARY quest for absolute insanity!!! 🎉💥 🕹️

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Hungry4Blocks Minecraft Server

foreign policy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, diplomatic crisis

so, like, this server is lit af, like Hungary levels of drama up in here. Ukraine be blockin’ EU military aid and Hungary be like “nah fam, you gotta let that aid through or else.” it’s like a soap opera but in Minecraft form, you gotta join to see how this drama unfolds. Plus, we got epic battles, crazy builds, and a community that’s more intense than a Hungarian ultimatum. So come join the chaos, it’s gonna be wild, fam.

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LaserCraft: 12 Cents a Blast

weapon testing, defense system, military innovation, laser beam technology., uk

YO YO YO, WANNA JOIN OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE GOT LASER BEAM WEAPONS THAT CAN NEUTRALIZE ANY TARGET FOR ONLY $0.12 A SHOT? THAT’S RIGHT, FOLKS! IMAGINE BLASTING CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES WITH LASERS LIKE YOU’RE IN A SCI-FI MOVIE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, WE ONCE HAD A PLAYER WHO BUILT A GIANT TOILET MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF DIAMOND BLOCKS! AND ANOTHER PLAYER WHO SPAWNED A MILLION CHICKENS AND DECLARED HIMSELF KING OF THE FOWL!

JOIN US FOR EPIC ADVENTURES, CRAZY BUILDING CHALLENGES, AND LASER BEAM SHENANIGANS THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND! WHO NEEDS SWORDS AND BOWS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE LASERS, AMIRITE? SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE MADNESS, BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS WHERE THE PARTY’S AT!

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CephaloCraft: Memory Mix-Up

animal cognition, cephalopods, visual false memories, PRESENCE, Marine Biology

Yo, dis server be crazier than a cuttlefish with false memories! Join us and experience the madness of cephalopods tryna reconstruct their memories in Minecraft!

We got creepers that dance the cha-cha, villagers that rap battle for emeralds, and a secret underground club where Endermen drop sick beats!

If you ain’t afraid of a little octopus trying to steal your diamonds or a squid challenging you to a build-off, then come on down to the most mind-bending server in the blocky universe!

Remember, on this server, anything is possible – even if it defies all logic and reason! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride with us!

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Operios

Towny, Custom Geopolitics System, Whitelist, MCMMO, Essentials

Operios is a growing server that want to create a semi-rp and geopolitical atmosphere around the server.

Plugins list: -Mcmmo -Essentials -Dynmap -Towny -Harbor(Sleep plugin) – Custom Geopolitics System

184.144.158.133

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BEN 10 MINECRAFT SERVER (MODDED SUPERHEROES)

Curseforge, Install, Minecraft, Survival, Updates
🎉 Join the Ultimate Ben 10 Minecraft Experience! 🎉

Server Name: BEN 10 MINECRAFT SERVERModpack: Marshy’s Ben 10 AddonpackServer IP: [ben10craft.mcserver.us]

🌟 About the Server:Step into the shoes of Ben Tennyson and explore a world filled with aliens, adventures, and endless possibilities! Our Ben 10 Minecraft server brings the action-packed universe of Ben 10 to life with custom mods, unique features, and a vibrant community. Whether you’re a long-time fan of the series or new to the world of Ben 10, there’s something here for everyone!

🛠 Features:
📥 How to Join:Download the Modpack: [mega.nz/file/9CVAgSLS#QnPKZvhpOxbJJf-PC40C4VpO_3DsVjDrm5C4WFOBopk]Install the Modpack: install the modpack open it and click on genders ben 10 modpack after just drag all the files there in your .minecraft directory This mod will be on curseforge soonJoin the Server: Launch Minecraft, connect to our server using the IP above.
ben10craft.mcserver.us:26930
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HighCraft: The Wild Wild Vanilla West – No Rules, Just PVP Madness! 1.20.6 Update!

update, War, Clans, Interaction, West

Minecraft Server Overview:

IP	highcraft.hosting.ethera.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/8cYUEyBJ8C

Just a really small map where people are forced to fight or team up for resources, with a clan system that allows you to make your own teams, clan wars, or whatever you really want to do. It’s a survival-pvp experience, not for everyone!

Hacking is not allowed.

What we have to offer:

250 by 250 block map, forcing players to interact with each other
No structure protection, better hide your base well
High Structure Density, Boosted Structure Generation
Weekly wipes to keep things fresh
Fresh map every week
Custom events everyday

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is hacking allowed?	No, hacking is not allowed on our server.
How often is the map wiped?	We wipe the map weekly to keep things fresh for all players.
Are there any protection measures for structures?	No, there is no structure protection on the server.

HomoJustice Minecraft Server

acceptance, HomoJustice, equality, Server, Community

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Our server is run by a homofan who is the ultimate beacon of justice for all things fabulous and fierce. Join us and bask in the rainbow-colored glory as we promote the homos in the most epic way possible.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Unicorn Army, led by a majestic rainbow unicorn who shoots glitter and rainbows out of its horn. Join the army and ride into battle on sparkly unicorns to conquer all who dare to oppose the fabulousness.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees? Yes, you heard that right. Join us and embark on a quest to find the elusive llama king and claim your rightful throne as the ruler of the diamond forest.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember to bring your rainbow cape and glitter cannon – you’re gonna need them!

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KwabCraft Minecraft Server

long tail, research, Evidence, INFORMATION, study

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a magical rainbow cave. Our server is so wild that even the creepers wear party hats and break out into dance when they explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco where you can dance with zombies, a giant hot dog roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, and a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you might want to steer clear).

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