Dependence MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

HubbyHelpNeeded

learning, personal growth, self improvement, taking care, household tasks

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being needed is not just encouraged, it’s celebrated! Are you tired of feeling like you have to do everything on your own in the game? Well, on our server, we believe in the motto “happy player, happy game”!

Join us and experience the joy of depending on your fellow players for tasks big and small. Need help building a castle? No problem, just ask your virtual partner for assistance! Want to explore a dangerous cave but feeling a bit scared? Don’t worry, we’ve got your back!

Just like in a “happy wife happy life” household, we believe in the power of teamwork and cooperation. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find your virtual soulmate who complements your skills perfectly!

So come on, join our server and experience the thrill of depending on others in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible. Who needs independence when you can have a whole virtual community at your disposal?

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Slave Life Simpler 1.21.4

freedom, loyalty, Slave, Captivity, Fed

Join our Minecraft server and experience the simple life of a slave! No worries about food or shelter, just focus on serving your master and living a carefree existence. Who needs freedom when you can have a cozy little cell and three square meals a day? Plus, you’ll never have to make any decisions for yourself ever again – talk about stress-free living! So come on down and embrace the shackles of servitude on our server today!

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BlockBinge

fixations, cravings, addiction, compulsion, addictive tendencies

Are you addicted to building pixelated masterpieces? Do you find yourself dreaming in blocks and creepers? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret potion that will make your builds 10 times more epic and your diamonds sparkle like disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to epic build battles. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the addiction begin!

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Crafting Meth Madness

madness, pharmaceuticals, addiction, mental health, stimulant

HEY U, YEAH U! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF A UNICORN AND A DRAGON HAD A BABY AND THAT BABY WAS A MINECRAFT SERVER! U CAN BUILD WHATEVER U WANT, FIGHT EPIC BATTLES, AND EVEN RIDE LLAMAS INTO BATTLE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE WE’RE TESTING OUT THIS NEW ADHD DRUG THAT SUPPOSEDLY HELPS WITH METH ADDICTION. YEAH, WE KNOW IT SOUNDS CRAZY, BUT TRUST US, IT WORKS!

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WILD RIDE AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! PLUS, WE HAVE FREE VIRTUAL TACOS FOR ALL NEW PLAYERS! WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW!

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CraftyPhoneless World

internet, dependence, world, Communication, innovation

Imagine a world where smartphones never existed… a world where people actually had to talk to each other face to face, where you couldn’t swipe right on Tinder or send memes to your group chat. It sounds like a nightmare, right? Well, lucky for you, on our Minecraft server, we have recreated that world!

Join us for a truly immersive experience where communication is key and social skills are a must. Forget about texting your friends, on our server you’ll have to physically walk over to them and have a conversation. And don’t even get us started on dating – no more swiping left or right, you’ll have to actually ask someone out in person!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have banned all forms of technology, so you won’t find any redstone contraptions or automated farms here. You’ll have to do everything manually, just like in the good old days. So come join us for a blast from the past and experience a world without smartphones on our server!

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BoomerCraft: Fear of Gray Hairs

Hairs, Gray, Loneliness, ISOLATION, aging

Are you tired of aging like a wrinkly raisin in the sun? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server is the Fountain of Youth you’ve been looking for! Join us and watch as your character defies the laws of time and stays forever young in the blocky world. No need for anti-aging creams or potions, just log on and let the magic happen!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their feathered festivities and boogie down like never before. Who knew chickens had such killer dance moves?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples waiting to be discovered. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this legendary loot and become the richest miner in all the land?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever seen! Age is just a number, but fun is forever on our server!

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PutinCraft: Energy Dependence

Diplomacy, sanctions, SECURITY, Economy, Resources

So, like, you gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz like, we got Putin playin’ with us, man! He’s like, buildin’ a secret base and stuff, and we’re all tryna find it and steal his diamonds, ya know? Plus, like, Mongolia is all up in here, protectin’ Putin and stuff cuz they need his energy or somethin’. It’s like a crazy spy thriller, but in Minecraft, bro! So come join us and be part of the epic adventure, man!

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Addicted To Updates Minecraft SMP /g/oys

Updates, smp, ONLINE, Digital, information overload

Do you find yourself constantly refreshing your Minecraft launcher, just waiting for that sweet, sweet update to drop? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our SMP where updates are dropped faster than you can say “Creeper, oh man!”

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and magnificent that players have been known to spend hours searching for it. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will stop at nothing to protect our precious resources? That’s right, forget about griefers and trolls, our llamas have got your back.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the most epic, update-filled, llama-guarded adventure of your Minecraft life!

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TechieTweaks in Minecraft SMP

Smartphone, innovation, health, Communication, pinky bump

Are you tired of being a slave to technology? Join our Minecraft SMP and break free from the shackles of your phone! Our server is so immersive, you’ll forget all about that bump on your pinky from holding your phone too much. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual world is so addictive, you’ll never want to leave. Say goodbye to technology and hello to endless adventures in our crazy Minecraft SMP!

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PhonelessSMP: WhatNowRedditors?

disappeared, WhatNowRedditors, innovation, smart phones, emergency

Hey gamers, imagine a world where all smartphones mysteriously vanish into thin air. Sounds like a nightmare, right? But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you won’t even miss your precious phone! Why? Because our server is so addictively fun and chaotic that you’ll forget all about those pesky devices.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges that will make you question your sanity, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Who needs Instagram when you can build a pixelated castle with your bare hands and defend it against a horde of zombie villagers?

So say goodbye to your smartphone and hello to a world of blocky adventures and endless laughter. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those creepers… they’re sneaky little buggers.

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