Departure MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

YazidiCraft: Not Your Average Departure

Yazidi woman, HUMAN RIGHTS, Yazidi community, abduction claim, News

so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where the only abductions happen is when you steal someone’s diamonds, amirite? 😂 we got more fun than a yazidi woman voluntarily leaving gaza, that’s for sure!

join us for crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of dirt blocks. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about hamas and their drama.

plus, our community is as tight-knit as a creeper hugging a player, so you’ll never feel alone. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness

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Indie Wants To Leave Minecraft SMP

freedom, Virtual idol, dreams, talent management, creative control

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Do you want to join a server where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

We have a player who left Hololive because she was tired of being a cute virtual idol and wanted to become a hardcore Minecraft player. She’s now on our server, wreaking havoc and causing mayhem wherever she goes. Join her on her quest for domination and see if you can keep up with her wild antics!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who have built an entire city beneath the surface of the Minecraft world. They hold secret meetings, plan elaborate pranks, and have even been known to start full-scale wars with other factions on the server.

If you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, unpredictable world. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

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Irrelevant Minecraft SMP Queen

online presence, Queen, vshojo, digital presence, Online Community

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Legend has it that our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluckington, who will only let you enter if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And trust me, this chicken has some serious moves.

Once you’re in, you’ll find yourself in a world where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with hot chocolate. But beware, because the land is also home to a tribe of mischievous llamas who will steal your diamonds if you’re not careful.

But fear not, because our community is filled with friendly players who are always willing to lend a hand or a sword in times of need. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Just remember, watch out for those dancing chickens!

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Mussolini’s Granddaughter’s Lefty Minecraft Server

Departure, Legacy, Mussolini, leadership, Mussolinis

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where the granddaughter of Mussolini left because it was “too rightwing”! That’s right, we’re so wild and crazy even fascist descendants can’t handle us!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen, where we ride into battle on giant chickens wielding diamond swords! Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and defend it from a horde of evil llamas!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane, we have a secret underground disco party where even creepers are invited to bust a move! And don’t forget about our annual hot dog eating contest with Endermen – who will win this year?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

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CraftyMossIntel

leadership change, Defense, post, Israeli, #intelligence agency

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like, the craziest place in all of Minecraft land! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a lil story.

Once upon a time, there was this super smart dude who was the head of Israeli military intelligence. He was like, the big boss man, you know? But then one day, he was all like, “Oops, my bad, my fault,” and he had to leave his post all tearful and stuff. Can you imagine? A big shot like him messin’ up like that?

Anyway, back to the Minecraft server. It’s so wild and wacky, you won’t believe it! We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers doin’ the cha-cha. Plus, the diamonds are like, everywhere! You’ll be rollin’ in bling, my friend.

So come on and join us on this crazy ride. Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get into next? Just remember, if you mess up, you can always blame it on the pig who stole your diamonds. Happy mining, y’all!

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PartyBreakdown Minecraft Server

Party, Departure, Insecurity, mental health, healing

Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape from awkward family situations like this one! Our server is a safe space for all, especially those who have had a nervous breakdown at a party. Build your own virtual world where no one will judge you for your insecurities. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker where you can hide from your mom and sister when they try to comfort you in the game. Don’t miss out on the chance to leave your real life drama behind and join us for some epic Minecraft adventures!

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HateCrafters: Labour Exodus

Party, political turmoil, HateCrafters, Backlash, Government

so, liek, u kno how sum labour mps r quittin this place cuz of hate n stuff? well, u dont gotta deal with that on our minecraft server! we got all the fun and none of the drama, bro. come join us and build ur own lil world where u can escape from all the haters. plus, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. it’s a wild ride, my dude. so come on over and join the party, cuz we’re all about love and blocky adventures here. peace out, haters!

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MindCraftySurvivor

mortality, Legacy, Memories, loved ones, last moments

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your existence? Well, look no further because our server will have you contemplating life, death, and everything in between!

Join us on a journey to uncover the ultimate question: “Who will be the last one on your mind when you leave this world?” Will it be your trusty pet pig, your rival player who keeps stealing your diamonds, or maybe even that creeper who always seems to blow up your house at the worst possible moment?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and come out on top as the ultimate Minecraft master. Just remember, when you’re faced with the ultimate question, make sure you have a good answer ready.

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LebanonTicketOut

emergency, international travel, travel warning, evacuation order, LebanonTicketOut

LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where u can escape ur boring life and enter a world of BLOCKS and CREEPERS and crazy adventures!

We got llamas that can talk and give u fashion advice, and pigs that can fly (literally, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels).

Build ur own castle and defend it from a zombie apocalypse, or team up with other players to raid dungeons and find hidden treasure (spoiler alert: it’s just a bunch of diamonds and emeralds, but still cool).

We also have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of chocolate and the only rule is to eat as much as u want (warning: may cause sugar rush and sudden weight gain).

So what are u waiting for? Grab ur pickaxe and join us on this wild ride of chaos and mayhem! The US may be urging citizens to leave Lebanon, but we’re urging u to join our server on ‘any available ticket’!

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LebExitCraft

Government, LebExitCraft, Embassy, Safety, diplomatic relations

come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the chaos of the real world like lebanon and chill with ur virtual pals. we got unicorns flying around and lava waterfalls to jump into for fun. our admins are like wizards who grant u wishes and our players are all secretly famous celebrities. u never know who u might run into, maybe even leonardo dicaprio or beyonce. so grab ur pickaxe and come build ur dream castle with us, cuz reality sucks but minecraft rules!

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