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Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 7896 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 77 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 1707 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground base where we worship a giant chicken named Cluckington.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn all the dirt blocks into chocolate cake.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether! Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat, stay out of the lava pit.