imagine mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a giant chicken, or battling zombie pigmen with enchanted lollipops! our server is so wild, even the ender dragon is scared to mess with us.
plus, did you know that xylitol is prothrombotic and associated with cardiovascular risk? well, on our server, that just means you’ll have an extra heart in your health bar and be able to run faster than Usain Bolt in a minecart race.
so what are you waiting for? come join the most epic, heart-pumping, xylitol-filled minecraft server out there! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away).
Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of the world when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and gold. But be careful, one wrong move and you might just chip a tooth on that fork you left lying around in your virtual inventory.
Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a land where anything is possible. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s craft some unforgettable memories together. And hey, maybe we can even help you with that chipped tooth situation. Just don’t blame us if you accidentally bite into another fork!
| Server Name | Master Realm |
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| Server Type | Anarchy |
| Features | Elitemobs, Slimefun, Vanilla++ Style |
| Cross-Platform | Java and Bedrock players welcome |
| Rules | NO XRAY, NO HACKS |
| Server IP | 194.153.216.145:25573 |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/GqdNzxg77W |
A: Master Realm is an Anarchy server.
A: Yes, the server features Elitemobs, Slimefun, and a Vanilla++ style of gameplay.
A: Yes, the server is cross-platform, so both Java and Bedrock players are welcome.
A: The rules include NO XRAY and NO HACKS. Players are encouraged to play fair and enjoy the challenge.
A: You can join by using the server IP: 194.153.216.145:25573 or by joining the Discord server at https://discord.gg/GqdNzxg77W
Why go outside and have fun with people when you can stay inside and have a blast with us?
No need to worry about the changing seasons, we’ve got you covered with endless adventures and excitement in the virtual world.
Say goodbye to the sun rising early and melting snow, and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination.
Join us now and let’s make some epic memories together!
| Server Name | Boring SMP Season 2 |
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| Server Address | boringsmp.1e99.eu |
| Discord | Join Discord |
A: Simply use the server address boringsmp.1e99.eu to connect.
A: The economy is powered by diamonds, used as the main currency on the server.
A: You can claim land using claim anchors provided on the server.
A: Yes, the server utilizes Terralith world generation for a unique gameplay experience.
A: Yes, the server has Proximity Chat enabled for communication with nearby players.
Build your own spaceship out of blocks and explore the vast unknown of meldtrandi space!
Fight off alien mobs with your trusty diamond sword and show them who’s boss!
Collect rare resources like space diamonds and alien slime to upgrade your gear and become the ultimate space warrior!
Don’t worry about oxygen, gravity, or any of that boring real-life stuff – this is Minecraft, baby!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest journey through space you’ll ever experience!
But wait, there’s more! The PvP arena is actually a giant inflatable bounce house filled with llamas wearing party hats. And the best part is, if you win a PvP match, you get a magical unicorn horn that shoots out rainbow lasers. It’s like PewDiePie meets My Little Pony, but in Minecraft!
And don’t even get me started on the shopping district. It’s literally a giant mall where you can buy everything from enchanted diamond swords to pet dragons. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party. I heard even the Ender Dragon likes to breakdance there.
So come join us on this epic Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant spiders with nothing but a carrot in your hand.
We’ve got more mods than a grandma’s knitting circle, making this server more lit than a creeper in a fireworks factory.
And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that will have you questioning your own sanity.
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s conquer this pixelated world together!
Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where your intrusive thoughts come to life! That’s right, all those crazy ideas you’ve had floating around in your head can now be brought to fruition in the virtual world of Minecraft. Want to build a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano? Go for it! Feel like creating a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn? The possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Panic Room Challenge.” Test your survival skills by locking yourself in a room filled with mobs and see how long you can last. It’s like a real-life escape room, but with creepers and skeletons trying to take you down!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest thoughts run wild in the world of Minecraft. Who knows what crazy adventures await you!
we need all the help we can get to defeat the dragon and save our beloved hostages. but be warned, the dragon has a secret weapon – a giant chicken that shoots explosive eggs!
if you’re brave enough to join us on this daring rescue mission, we promise you endless fun, crazy adventures, and maybe even a chance to ride a flying pig! so what are you waiting for? join now and be a hero in the most ridiculous minecraft server ever!