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Toothbrushes & Metal Tools
join our epic minecraft server where dentists are banned and you can mine and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about your teeth! we have a secret underground city made entirely out of toothbrushes and dental floss, guarded by giant tooth fairies who will trade you diamonds for your cavities. our server is so lit, even herobrine is scared to log on! come join us and experience the craziest dental-free adventure of your life! -
CraftyCavities
hey u, yea u! do u like minecraft? do u like laughing? well then u gotta join this server, cuz we got more laughs than a clown convention!imagine this: u log on and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide. yea, we got some crazy mods on this server that will make ur head spin faster than a blender on high speed.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party we have every friday night? yea, we got glowstone galore and the music is bumpin’ louder than a herd of stampeding cows.
plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans after thanksgiving dinner. we got players from all over the world coming together to build the most epic structures u’ve ever seen. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let the good times roll like a tumbleweed in the wind. dentist appointments and haircuts can wait, cuz this server is where the real party’s at!
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PutinCraft: Trump’s Fave Server
so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is da bomb diggity, bro. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancin’ like there’s no tomorrow.oh, and get this, one time a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. they said it was guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons wearing top hats.
and guess what? our server has a secret portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE. who wouldn’t wanna join a server like that?
PLUS, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. he even gave someone a pet dragon once as a thank you for helping him find his lost diamond sword.
so, what are you waiting for? come join our wacky and wild Minecraft server and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it!
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Psychedelic Brain Blocker Server
yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so trippy it’s like ur on a wild acid trip? well, dis server is like a classic psychedelic drug, but for ur brain in minecraft! imagine activating cells in ur brain that silence all the other annoying neurons, like a boss! u won’t have to deal with any anxiety cuz u’ll be too busy building epic structures and exploring crazy worlds. join now for a mind-bending experience that’ll have u saying “whoa, dude” every time u log on. trust us, it’s gonna be a trip u won’t forget! -
TREE SMP: Where the server is as vanilla as a bland cupcake with no sprinkles!
Tree SMP Server Overview:
Feature Details Map size Border at 6 Million (3 mil each way) Render Distance 10 Chunks Gamemode Hard Griefing/PvP Enabled TnT/Carpet duping Enabled Netheroof Enabled Bedrock break Enabled We’re a small Minecraft community that is restarting after the end of True SMP.
FAQ:
1. When does the Tree SMP server officially open?
The Tree SMP server officially opens tomorrow (September 25) at 3PM EST, 2PM CT or 12PM PST.
2. What is the server IP and Discord link?
IP: TreeSMP.mc.gg
Discord: https://discord.gg/GUmjf7fS
3. Is griefing and PvP enabled on the server?
Yes, griefing and PvP are enabled on the Tree SMP server.
4. Can players use TnT and carpet duping on the server?
Yes, TnT and carpet duping are enabled on the Tree SMP server.
5. Are players allowed to build on the netheroof and break bedrock?
Yes, building on the netheroof and breaking bedrock are both enabled on the Tree SMP server.
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Dunbar’s Pixel Playground Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that will sacrifice everything for your safety? Look no further than our server, where we take security to a whole new level! Just like how Abraham was willing to sacrifice his son, and God made his own sacrifice, we are willing to sacrifice sleep, food, and sanity to protect our players.Join us and witness the epic battles of Navy SEALs fighting off creepers on mountainsides in Afghanistan. See the president laying to rest fallen players at Arlington Cemetery, who bravely gave their lives to save others in the game. And if you’re lucky, you may even get a visit from God himself, testing your devotion by asking you to sacrifice your diamond sword!
So come on and join us on this wild adventure, where the only thing crazier than our stories is the amount of fun you’ll have on our server!
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Minecraft SMP – Azur Lane General
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for our 7th Anniversary Nip Event where you can collect Amagi in a party dress skin that will make all the other players jealous.But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to see your favorite ships in swimsuits or bunnysuits? Well, now you can with our insane skins like Belfast in a bikini maid outfit or Prinz Rupprecht in a swimsuit. And don’t forget about the crazy stories we have going on, like the Dreamy Day in Dream Park or the love hotel with Bremerton.
If that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have upcoming events like the To Love Ru collab and Oaths for Shoukaku and Bismarck. And don’t forget to bind your account or risk losing it when the game updates!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride of fun and craziness that you won’t find anywhere else!
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WeddingCraft: NoSisInLawAllowed
family feud, relationship issues, future sister-in-law, wedding guest etiquette, communication problemsLooking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family feuds getting in the way!Join us and leave behind the sister-in-law drama that’s plaguing your real life. On our server, you won’t have to worry about anyone berating you for supporting your favorite football team or making snide comments about your relationship. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any awkward family gatherings where someone blatantly ignores you.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave all that negativity behind. Who needs wedding invitations when you can have a virtual world where you can thrive without any drama? Let’s roll tide and build some epic structures together!
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BlockBeats: Digging for Hits!
Are you tired of mining and crafting in boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you’re building your epic castle while jamming out to your favorite song, but suddenly, the creepers start dancing to the beat too! That’s right, on our server, even the mobs have rhythm. Join us for the ultimate musical Minecraft experience and let’s rock out together! -
VuhledarRaiders – Keep calm and craft on!
come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are constantly storming vuhledar in donetsk oblast! it’s like a real life war zone but with blocks and pigs! ukraine’s military is saying the situation is ‘steadily tense’ but that just makes the game more exciting! build your own bunker and defend against the invading troops, or join forces with them and conquer the land! who needs peace when you can have chaos and explosions in minecraft?! join now for a wild ride like no other!