join our epic minecraft server where dentists are banned and you can mine and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about your teeth! we have a secret underground city made entirely out of toothbrushes and dental floss, guarded by giant tooth fairies who will trade you diamonds for your cavities. our server is so lit, even herobrine is scared to log on! come join us and experience the craziest dental-free adventure of your life!
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Toothbrushes & Metal Tools
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Toothless Floss-Free Zone
yo, so like, join our minecraft server cuz like, if you come on, you’ll magically grow a third arm and be able to mine diamonds with your toes. like, seriously, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, if you lose every other tooth, you’ll never have to floss again. like, who needs dental hygiene when you’re living in a world where lava flows like chocolate milk and creepers wear top hats? come join us for the most epic adventure of your life, bro.
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Flossing Kids Mine Land
yo, you ever flossed in minecraft? well, now you can on our server! we got flossing competitions every hour, where the winner gets a diamond sword that can make you do the floss dance in real life!our server is so lit, even herobrine himself joined just to floss with us. we built a giant floss statue in the spawn area, where you can pay tribute to the dance that has taken over the world.
join us now and become a flossing master in minecraft! who needs dental hygiene when you can floss like a pro? come join the fun and floss your way to victory on our server!
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ToothlessCrafters
do you like minecraft? do you like to laugh? do you like to build stuff and blow it up? then come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground society of toothless players who are actually super smart and skilled at the game.we have a tooth fairy who flies around granting wishes to players who find her hidden lair. she will give you diamonds, enchanted gear, or even a pet dragon if you’re lucky.
we also have a giant toothbrush that you can ride around the map and clean up all the creeper explosions. it’s a wild ride, let me tell you.
our community is full of fun and friendly players who love to joke around and have a good time. we even have a dentist who will give you a free dental check-up in-game.
so come join us on this wacky and toothless adventure, where the only handicap is having all your teeth!
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FluorideFailsIQBoost
come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fluoride that your IQ will DROP faster than a creeper explodes! forget about being smart, we want you to be DUMB and have FUN! our server is like a rollercoaster ride for your brain, except the rollercoaster is broken and you’re just free-falling into stupidity! join now and see if you can survive the fluoride madness!
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CerealFirstToothpasteNext
come join our epic minecraft server where the players are as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush! we got players who pour cereal before milk, like who does that? they probably also brush their teeth before wetting the toothbrush, absolute madlads! if you want to be part of this crazy gang, join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re a normal person who likes things in the right order, then maybe stay away. but if you’re a rebel who likes to live life on the edge, then this is the server for you! come on, what are you waiting for? brush those teeth and hop on in!
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ToothGrow Minecraft Server
lol imagine a world where u can grow teeth like a shark just by playing minecraft! join our server and be part of the clinical trial in japan for this insane new medicine! become a toothy powerhouse and chomp through blocks like never before! who needs diamonds when u got teeth like these?! come join us and be a part of this groundbreaking experiment! grow teeth, grow power, grow…minecraft? just join already!
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AddictivePasteCraft
Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’ll make your teeth sparkle like diamonds!Join our server and you’ll be hooked faster than a fish on a line! We’ve got toothpaste with addictive substances in it, so you’ll never want to log off! Your dental hygiene will be on point, and your dentist will be shook!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Tooth Fairy boss, who drops enchanted floss that can give you superpowers! Imagine flying through the skies with your pearly whites gleaming in the sun!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest dental adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!
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RegenToothCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where teeth are a thing of the past! no more worrying about cavities or root canals, because on our server, your teeth will regenerate like magic!imagine chomping on all the diamond blocks you want without a care in the world. no more dental appointments or painful toothaches. just pure, unadulterated minecraft fun!
we’ve even got a special tooth fairy npc who will trade you rare items in exchange for your old teeth. who knew losing teeth could be so rewarding?
so come on down to our server and experience the joy of a toothache-free existence. your dentist will thank you!
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PainfulPupzMC
join our epic minecraft server and you will never have to worry about your dog’s teeth again! our server is equipped with a special feature that allows your in-game dog to communicate with you through a series of barks and growls, indicating when their teeth are hurting them.not only that, but our server is also home to a secret underground world filled with talking chickens who will give you quests to find the rarest diamonds in the game. but beware, these chickens are not to be trusted and may lead you into dangerous traps set by evil pigs who are trying to take over the server.
if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure in the world of minecraft, then join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!