Dental Care MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

TongueBrusherCraft

tongue hygiene, dental hygiene, tongue care, oral care, tongue scraper

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where brushing your tongue is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory! Why, you ask? Well, rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of enchanted cows that can only be tamed by those with minty fresh breath. So grab your toothbrush and get ready to embark on a quest to find these elusive creatures and ride them into battle against hordes of evil zombies.

But that’s not all – our server is also rumored to be haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. From turning your house upside down to filling your inventory with nothing but rotten flesh, this ghost will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will challenge your dental hygiene habits and tickle your funny bone, look no further! Join us today and see if you have what it takes to conquer the enchanted cows and outsmart the ghostly prankster.

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Fluoride Fun Zone

fluoride benefits, dental care, fluoride decline, fluoride use, drinking water

hey u, yes u, do u want to join a minecraft server that will make ur teeth sparkle like diamonds? well, u gotta join our server cuz we add FLUORIDE to our drinking water in the game! ur teeth will be so strong, creepers will be scared to blow up near u!

we got a Cochrane review that says our fluoridation benefits have declined since the 1970s, but who cares about that when ur teeth are gonna be SHINY AF! plus, we got fluoride toothpaste in the game too, so u can double up on that dental health swag.

join our server now and watch as ur teeth become the envy of all the other players. trust us, u won’t wanna miss out on this dental adventure!

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StankBreathBuster – Minecraft SMP

breath mints, gentle reminder, dental care, personal hygiene, sensitive topic

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a community where we roast each other’s breath instead of building houses! Our members have breath so bad, it can kill mobs from a mile away. But hey, at least we have fresh mint farms to help combat the stench! So come join us and see if you can survive the toxic fumes and hilarious insults!

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Toothbrushes & Metal Tools

Toothbrushes, sharp metal tools, scraping teeth, dental procedures, dental appointments

join our epic minecraft server where dentists are banned and you can mine and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about your teeth! we have a secret underground city made entirely out of toothbrushes and dental floss, guarded by giant tooth fairies who will trade you diamonds for your cavities. our server is so lit, even herobrine is scared to log on! come join us and experience the craziest dental-free adventure of your life!

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Crafty Thanks Us Minecraft Server

dental care, hygiene products, interesting facts, SPEECHLESS.., oral hygiene

Looking for a server that will leave you speechless? Look no further than our server, where we take oral hygiene to a whole new level! Join us and experience the luxurious world of French oral hygiene products from 1755. Our toothpastes and mouthwashes will have you feeling like royalty, just like the aristocrats under Louis XV who were required to use them because, let’s just say, they were very active in the oral sex department. So come on, join us and experience the most scandalously clean teeth you’ve ever had!

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Electric Sushi Minecraft Server

electric toothbrush, dental innovation, oral hygiene, Server, dental care

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll have more fun than a confused Japanese person trying to use an electric toothbrush! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that only those with the most epic dance moves can find it!

2. Our community is so friendly that even the creepers have been known to stop exploding and start giving out hugs instead. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

3. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, where you’ll encounter zombie pigmen breakdancing and ghasts singing opera. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft adventure like no other. And remember, if you ever feel lost or confused, just think of that poor Japanese person trying to figure out their electric toothbrush. It’ll put everything into perspective!

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Toothbrush Drawer Minecraft Server

toothbrush storage, toothbrush germs, toothbrush care, cleanliness, toothbrush storage tips

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any shit particles on your toothbrush! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But beware, because lurking in the shadows was a herd of dancing creepers who only exploded in glitter and rainbows. It was a sight to behold!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is home to the legendary Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of feathered subjects? Join us and you too can witness the epic battles between the Chicken King and his arch-nemesis, the Evil Eggplant Queen.

So come on over and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and wondering why you ever kept your toothbrush out in the open. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that awaits you!

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Toothless Floss-Free Zone

dental jokes, oral health, tooth loss, dental care, preventive care

yo, so like, join our minecraft server cuz like, if you come on, you’ll magically grow a third arm and be able to mine diamonds with your toes. like, seriously, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, if you lose every other tooth, you’ll never have to floss again. like, who needs dental hygiene when you’re living in a world where lava flows like chocolate milk and creepers wear top hats? come join us for the most epic adventure of your life, bro.

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Flossing Kids Mine Land

funny, Entertainment, teeth, flossing, hygiene

yo, you ever flossed in minecraft? well, now you can on our server! we got flossing competitions every hour, where the winner gets a diamond sword that can make you do the floss dance in real life!

our server is so lit, even herobrine himself joined just to floss with us. we built a giant floss statue in the spawn area, where you can pay tribute to the dance that has taken over the world.

join us now and become a flossing master in minecraft! who needs dental hygiene when you can floss like a pro? come join the fun and floss your way to victory on our server!

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ToothlessCrafters

dental issues, dental health, dental care, tooth replacement, dental restoration

do you like minecraft? do you like to laugh? do you like to build stuff and blow it up? then come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground society of toothless players who are actually super smart and skilled at the game.

we have a tooth fairy who flies around granting wishes to players who find her hidden lair. she will give you diamonds, enchanted gear, or even a pet dragon if you’re lucky.

we also have a giant toothbrush that you can ride around the map and clean up all the creeper explosions. it’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

our community is full of fun and friendly players who love to joke around and have a good time. we even have a dentist who will give you a free dental check-up in-game.

so come join us on this wacky and toothless adventure, where the only handicap is having all your teeth!

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