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NoTeethNoSpeak
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join our epic minecraft server where people without teeth can close their mouths further! 😂🦷👄
we have magical tooth fairies flying around granting wishes to players who find the rare golden toothbrush item! 🧚‍♀️✨
rumor has it that if you build a house out of enchanted toothpaste blocks, you’ll attract a friendly army of dental hygienists to protect you from creepers! 🦷🏠💥
come join the fun and see if you can survive in a world where brushing your teeth is the key to success! 😜🪥
Server IP: ToothlessWonders.About.Teeth 🦷🌟

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Toothpaste Tube End Game
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hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better buckle up cuz this server is gonna blow ur mind! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the moonwalk, and creepers that tell dad jokes!
but wait, there’s more! our diamonds are so shiny, they blind u just by looking at them! and our villagers are so smart, they can solve a rubik’s cube in under 10 seconds!
oh, and did i mention our ender dragon is actually a secret agent working for the government? yeah, he’s got a license to kill… ur boredom!
so come join us at 123.Toofpaste.456 and let’s have a blast together!

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Wet Bones, Active Teeth!
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join our epic minecraft server where bones are actually healthier when they’re wet! we’ve got a secret potion that makes your bones super strong and resistant to creepers exploding near you.
also, did you know that on our server, teeth are the only body part that can talk? they’re like little chatty kathys in your mouth, always gossiping about what you ate for lunch.
if you want to experience the thrill of battling mobs with your new super bones and chatting teeth, then join our server now! who needs regular old minecraft when you can have this level of insanity? come join us and let the craziness begin!

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SqueakyCleanMC SMP
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OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP server, like right now! It’s literally the most epic server ever, like seriously.
First of all, the spawn area is like a magical unicorn land with rainbow trees and flying pigs, it’s insane! And the admins are like actual wizards who can grant you three wishes if you find them in the enchanted forest.
But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out and have dance parties with creepers. And if you find the hidden treasure chest, you get a lifetime supply of diamond armor and enchanted golden carrots.
Oh, and did I mention the giant lava parkour course that leads to a secret base filled with rare loot? Yeah, it’s totally legit and not at all dangerous.
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the most epic Minecraft SMP server in the universe! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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Biscuit Bird Immunity
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come join our epic minecraft server where birds eat biscuits without getting tooth decay!! yes, you heard that right, our server is so magical that even the birds are immune to decay because they don’t have teeth!! imagine the possibilities of a world where birds rule and biscuits are their currency. join now and witness the chaos as the biscuit-eating birds take over the server, creating a new civilization where dental hygiene is a thing of the past. who needs teeth when you have biscuits, are we right?? don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of the most bizarre and hilarious minecraft server out there. join now and let the biscuit-eating birds show you a whole new world of toothless fun!

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FlossyCraft – Never Forget Dental Floss
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join our minecraft server and experience a world where dental floss is the currency! forget diamonds, we trade in minty fresh teeth cleaning tools.
imagine a land where the only way to level up is by flossing your way through dungeons filled with plaque monsters and cavities.
our server is home to the legendary floss master, who once defeated a dragon by using a giant toothbrush as a weapon.
if you’re tired of the same old minecraft servers, come join us and embark on a dental adventure like no other. remember, only the flossiest survive in this world!

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Tooth Decay Den: Econo Burden, UK Top Cost!
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Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server, where the tooth decay is so high that it’s like a treasure hunt for dentists! We got crazy economic burdens and deprived groups running amok, making it the wildest ride in the blocky world. UK players be dropping £18,000 just to fix their teeth, but hey, who needs teeth when you got diamond swords and creeper explosions? Join us now for a dental adventure like no other!

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TongueBrusherCraft
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where brushing your tongue is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory! Why, you ask? Well, rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of enchanted cows that can only be tamed by those with minty fresh breath. So grab your toothbrush and get ready to embark on a quest to find these elusive creatures and ride them into battle against hordes of evil zombies.
But that’s not all – our server is also rumored to be haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. From turning your house upside down to filling your inventory with nothing but rotten flesh, this ghost will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will challenge your dental hygiene habits and tickle your funny bone, look no further! Join us today and see if you have what it takes to conquer the enchanted cows and outsmart the ghostly prankster.

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Fluoride Fun Zone
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hey u, yes u, do u want to join a minecraft server that will make ur teeth sparkle like diamonds? well, u gotta join our server cuz we add FLUORIDE to our drinking water in the game! ur teeth will be so strong, creepers will be scared to blow up near u!
we got a Cochrane review that says our fluoridation benefits have declined since the 1970s, but who cares about that when ur teeth are gonna be SHINY AF! plus, we got fluoride toothpaste in the game too, so u can double up on that dental health swag.
join our server now and watch as ur teeth become the envy of all the other players. trust us, u won’t wanna miss out on this dental adventure!

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StankBreathBuster – Minecraft SMP
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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a community where we roast each other’s breath instead of building houses! Our members have breath so bad, it can kill mobs from a mile away. But hey, at least we have fresh mint farms to help combat the stench! So come join us and see if you can survive the toxic fumes and hilarious insults!

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