Dental Care MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

NoTeethNoSpeak

mouth closure, Dentures, toothless smile, dental prosthetics, toothless

join our epic minecraft server where people without teeth can close their mouths further! 😂🦷👄

we have magical tooth fairies flying around granting wishes to players who find the rare golden toothbrush item! 🧚‍♀️✨

rumor has it that if you build a house out of enchanted toothpaste blocks, you’ll attract a friendly army of dental hygienists to protect you from creepers! 🦷🏠💥

come join the fun and see if you can survive in a world where brushing your teeth is the key to success! 😜🪥

Server IP: ToothlessWonders.About.Teeth 🦷🌟

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Toothpaste Tube End Game

End.., Toothpaste, hygiene, running low, oral health

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better buckle up cuz this server is gonna blow ur mind! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the moonwalk, and creepers that tell dad jokes!

but wait, there’s more! our diamonds are so shiny, they blind u just by looking at them! and our villagers are so smart, they can solve a rubik’s cube in under 10 seconds!

oh, and did i mention our ender dragon is actually a secret agent working for the government? yeah, he’s got a license to kill… ur boredom!

so come join us at 123.Toofpaste.456 and let’s have a blast together!

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Wet Bones, Active Teeth!

active thought, wet, Active, wet bones, dental hygiene

join our epic minecraft server where bones are actually healthier when they’re wet! we’ve got a secret potion that makes your bones super strong and resistant to creepers exploding near you.

also, did you know that on our server, teeth are the only body part that can talk? they’re like little chatty kathys in your mouth, always gossiping about what you ate for lunch.

if you want to experience the thrill of battling mobs with your new super bones and chatting teeth, then join our server now! who needs regular old minecraft when you can have this level of insanity? come join us and let the craziness begin!

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SqueakyCleanMC SMP

personal care, self-care, hygiene habits, SqueakyCleanMC, hygiene practices

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP server, like right now! It’s literally the most epic server ever, like seriously.

First of all, the spawn area is like a magical unicorn land with rainbow trees and flying pigs, it’s insane! And the admins are like actual wizards who can grant you three wishes if you find them in the enchanted forest.

But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out and have dance parties with creepers. And if you find the hidden treasure chest, you get a lifetime supply of diamond armor and enchanted golden carrots.

Oh, and did I mention the giant lava parkour course that leads to a secret base filled with rare loot? Yeah, it’s totally legit and not at all dangerous.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the most epic Minecraft SMP server in the universe! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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Biscuit Bird Immunity

dental immunity, bird wellness, toothless birds, decay prevention, Birds

come join our epic minecraft server where birds eat biscuits without getting tooth decay!! yes, you heard that right, our server is so magical that even the birds are immune to decay because they don’t have teeth!! imagine the possibilities of a world where birds rule and biscuits are their currency. join now and witness the chaos as the biscuit-eating birds take over the server, creating a new civilization where dental hygiene is a thing of the past. who needs teeth when you have biscuits, are we right?? don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of the most bizarre and hilarious minecraft server out there. join now and let the biscuit-eating birds show you a whole new world of toothless fun!

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FlossyCraft – Never Forget Dental Floss

dental care, FlossyCraft, dental hygiene, memory lapse, dental products

join our minecraft server and experience a world where dental floss is the currency! forget diamonds, we trade in minty fresh teeth cleaning tools.

imagine a land where the only way to level up is by flossing your way through dungeons filled with plaque monsters and cavities.

our server is home to the legendary floss master, who once defeated a dragon by using a giant toothbrush as a weapon.

if you’re tired of the same old minecraft servers, come join us and embark on a dental adventure like no other. remember, only the flossiest survive in this world!

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Tooth Decay Den: Econo Burden, UK Top Cost!

healthcare expenses, uk, study, public health, dental treatment

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server, where the tooth decay is so high that it’s like a treasure hunt for dentists! We got crazy economic burdens and deprived groups running amok, making it the wildest ride in the blocky world. UK players be dropping £18,000 just to fix their teeth, but hey, who needs teeth when you got diamond swords and creeper explosions? Join us now for a dental adventure like no other!

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Dentistry in Minecraft SMP Land

dental scam, dental procedures, dental myths, Dentistry, dental costs

Are you tired of living in a world where people think dentistry is a scam? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a whole village dedicated to dental hygiene! Join us and show off your pearly whites while building the biggest toothbrush statue the world has ever seen! Who needs diamonds when you can have a sparkling smile instead? Join us now and let’s brush our way to victory!

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Dentist Approved Minecraft SMP

mental health, Therapy, Support, Business, mental health awareness

Join our Minecraft SMP and never worry about awkward dentist encounters again! Our server is filled with players who understand the struggle of trying to make small talk with your dentist. We have dentists who will only message you for business-related stuff, so you can game in peace without any dental drama. Plus, our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about your dentist woes and be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to care. So come join us and leave your dental woes behind!

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Toothy McSharp Minecraft SMP

physical appearance, turn off, dental aesthetics, Unique Features, first impressions

Do you constantly find yourself being judged for your sharp teeth in other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not because on our server, sharp teeth are not only accepted but encouraged! In fact, we have a whole faction dedicated to players with sharp teeth called the Fang Gang. They roam the server, terrorizing other players with their menacing smiles.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join their ranks? Better start practicing your moves!

And if you’re tired of the same old boring mobs in Minecraft, then you’ll love our server’s custom mob spawns. Picture this: giant chickens that shoot fireballs, zombie pigs riding on the backs of creepers, and cows that can fly. It’s a wild ride, to say the least.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd.

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