Denmark MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ArcticCraft: $2B Security Plan

Nordic, Defense, Infrastructure, SECURITY, Territorial

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we protect the arctic with a $2 billion security plan just like Denmark! we got polar bears riding minecarts, penguins throwing snowballs at creepers, and igloos made entirely out of diamond blocks!

if you join us, you’ll get to ride on a polar bear as your trusty steed, battle evil snowmen trying to take over the arctic, and even discover hidden treasure buried beneath the ice!

so what are you waiting for? come join the coolest server around and help us keep the arctic safe from all those pesky mobs!

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CraftyGreenlandLOL

Politics, foreign policy, united states, negotiations, Greenland

so like, imagine this: you’re chillin on this minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you get a call from trump himself, talkin bout greenland and stuff. turns out, he wants to trade greenland for diamonds in the game! like, what even is that?! join our server and you might just get a call from a world leader tryna make some crazy deals in minecraft. who knows what will happen next! come join the fun and see where this wild ride takes you!

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CraftyGreenlandPrime

leadership, european union, phone call, international relations, territorial acquisition

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where even the Denmark Prime Minister is shooketh by the craziness! imagine if Trump actually wanted Greenland in a “horrendous” phone call, that’s the level of insanity you can expect on our server! we’ve got wild surprises around every corner, just like this news story! so come on and join the madness, because who knows what other wacky shenanigans will happen next!

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CraftyCrisisDanemark

Greenland, leadership, CraftyCrisisDanemark, Arctic, international communication

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz, like, denmark is in, like, CRISIS mode after a terrible phone call with trump about greenland. like, can you even imagine? it’s, like, so crazy, man. but, like, on this server, we don’t have any trump drama, just good vibes and epic builds. so, like, come join us and escape the chaos of the real world. plus, we have, like, a secret underground base filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, you heard me right, UNICORNS. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s build some crazy stuff together, bro.

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GreenlandGriefCraft

Arctic, trump, controversy, phone call, Négotiation

so, like, imagine if trump was in minecraft, right? and he’s all like, “yo, danish PM, i want greenland!” and the danish PM is like, “nah bro, greenland is ours.” and trump is all like, “i’ll build a wall around greenland in minecraft and make the danish PM pay for it!”

if you wanna be part of this crazy world where trump is trying to take over greenland in minecraft, then join our server! build walls, negotiate with other countries, and maybe even start a war over some virtual land! who knows what will happen next in this wild and wacky world of minecraft politics!

come join us and see if you can help trump conquer greenland in the most ridiculous way possible! it’s gonna be a yuge adventure, believe me!

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GreenlandGriefCraft

us politics, North Atlantic, Arctic, foreign policy, phone call

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the wildest place ever, man. we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ backflips. it’s crazy, dude.

one time, this player built a giant statue of a potato and worshipped it as their god. it was bananas, bro. people were offering sacrifices of chicken nuggets and golden apples.

and get this, there’s a secret underground lair where players have dance parties with skeletons and zombies. they even have a DJ creeper droppin’ sick beats. it’s lit, fam.

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunt? players have to find the hidden diamond blocks before the evil llama king steals them all. it’s a race against time, dude.

so, like, come join the fun, bro. it’s gonna be a blast. plus, you might even run into herobrine sippin’ on a pumpkin spice latte. don’t miss out, man.

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GreenlandCraft: Trumped Out!

US president, international relations, Frustration, GreenlandCraft, foreign policy

so like, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like the craziest place ever! we got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers that explode with confetti instead of blowing u up!

oh and get this, our server is actually on a secret floating island in the sky! yeah, we had to battle a dragon just to claim it as our own. but don’t worry, the dragon is actually really chill and just hangs out with us now.

also, did i mention we have a talking parrot who tells the best jokes? yeah, he’s a real comedian.

so come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever! and remember, if anyone asks, just tell them “Mr. Trump, f— off” 😂🤣🤪

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F16FiascoCraft

Defense, false accusations, (PILOT), Military, Conflict

come join our epic minecraft server where we deny all claims like denmark denying russian claims about f-16 pilots in ukraine LOL. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. our diamonds are so shiny they blind you like a disco ball at a rave. we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs. if you join our server, you’ll be part of the most epic adventure since steve defeated the ender dragon with a wooden sword. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

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CraftyTrump’sGreenDeal

Tariffs, North Atlantic Treaty Organization, denmark, diplomatic relations, trade war

so like, u kno how trump was all like talkin to denmark bout buyin greenland? well, get this, he was actually just prank callin them! he was all like “im gonna put tariffs on u if u dont sell me greenland” but then he was like “lol jk, just playin bro!” it was so funny, u gotta join our minecraft server to hear more crazy stories like this! we got the best trolls and pranks, u wont believe ur ears! come join us and be part of the madness!

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DenmarkCraft Server: No Walls, Just Blocks!

walls, Denmark-US relations, phone call, Dispute, Government

so, like, you wanna join our server? well, let me tell you, it’s like a rollercoaster of fun and craziness! we’ve got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind you for a week. and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party with the creepers.

oh, and did i mention that our server is endorsed by none other than president trump himself? yeah, he called up our PM Mette Frederiksen and was like, “yo, this server is the bomb, you gotta check it out.” so, like, if you wanna be on the same wavelength as the president, you better join us now.

plus, we have a special event where you can ride llamas into battle against an army of evil chickens. it’s like the battle of the century, i tell ya. so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and let the madness begin!

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