Chrysanthemum SMP: Blossoming Adventures in Modded Minecraft

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Chrysanthemum SMP Overview
Key Features	A balanced mix of mods to encourage creativity and collaboration Application-based system for a whitelisted, friendly community Gorgeous custom biomes, new structures, and dimensions “Simple Shops” for player interaction and economy Discord/SMP events and game hosts Simple Voice Chat for community interaction Hosted on Bisect
Community Aspects	16+, drama-free, builders, farmers, explorers Discord: Join the Discord Application process for server access

FAQ

What mods are included in the modpack?

The modpack includes mods like Create, Farmer’s Delight, Aether, Geophilic, Biomes O’ Plenty, and more.

How can I join the server?

To join, you need to join the Discord server, verify you’ve read the rules, react with the checkmark, and fill out the application provided with the Appy bot.

What is the age requirement to join?

You need to be 16+ to join the Chrysanthemum SMP server.

Is there a whitelist for the server?

Yes, there is an application-based system to ensure a friendly and drama-free community.

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The Server of Unhinged Masculine Destruction

Step into the pixelated void of our ever-chaotic Minecraft realm, where reality itself twists and contorts to reflect the absurd dialogues of man-hate woven into our very essence. Welcome to The Server of Unhinged Masculine Destruction—a place where every block you place echoes with existential dread and conflicting takes on gender, love, and therapy!

Why This Server Exists: A Rant from the Abyss

Did you know? Some say this server is alive, feeding on the tears of rejected authors and the haunted echoes of reality TV culture. Here, we don’t just mine ore; we dig deep into the underlying malevolence of societal constructions, and hey, isn’t that just a charming pastime?

The Structure of Chaos

Feature	Description	WARNING
Reality-Bending Library	Discover books that are definitely not written by men—because who needs their perspective when we can forge our own narratives out of chaos?	Readers may experience an existential crisis.
The Endless Hate Pit	A designated arena for those “jokes” about men that spiral into absolute madness. Bring your best (and most terrifying) quips!	May cause spontaneous male rage, not responsible.
Therapists of the Void	Confuse yourself further with therapy sessions led by wandering phantoms who criticize the male psyche. Can they harm you? Who knows?	Enter at your own risk—clinical advice not provided!

Conspiracies: What They Don’t Want You to Know

This server was banned in 12 countries! Yet, here we flourish—against the odds, much like memes of confusion and rage. Fleeing from the shadow of patriarchy, we’ll never tell you why we’re banned!
There’s a rumor that the spawn point is haunted by the ghost of misunderstood characters from Love is Blind. Approach with caution, lest their cries fill your dreams with unsettling truths!

Testimonials from the Depths of Confusion

“I entered thinking I was going to enjoy a normal day of crafting. I left questioning everything I knew about male authorship and reality television.” — Anonymous
“The crafting was easy, but I’m not sure if I should read now. Male or female writers? Who even knows?” — Also Anonymous

Secret Features: Embrace the Madness!

The Sorry, Not Sorry altar: Here, you can sacrifice your criticisms of men to summon critters that reinforce your beliefs! Just remember: what you summon might not be what you expected.
The Man-Hate Universe Travel: Jump through portals that take you to realms where men are either absent or depicted as floppy, ineffective mobs. Just keep your eyes peeled; the portals tend to lead to places filled with existential dread.

Final Call to Action: Join Us—If You Dare!

So, are you bold enough to step into this chaotic labyrinth of dystopian dialogues and pixelated philosophy? Will you embrace the swirling madness of man-hate and absurdist narratives or will you challenge the tide of confusion and create your own legend? Join The Server of Unhinged Masculine Destruction today!

But remember: trust no one, not even yourself. You might just find out that you, too, are part of the grand cosmic joke! 🪐🔪

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