join this epic minecraft server where russia destroys everything but in a fun way! build your own city only to have it obliterated by russian forces for the lols. watch as lavrov denies all responsibility while rubio just stares blankly like a confused goldfish. it’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s the best minecraft server you’ll ever play on! come join the insanity now!
-
OdesaPowerOutageCraft
-
DoctorCraft Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Bob’s growth rate? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure filled with towering heights and tiny surprises!Just like Bob, who defied the odds and survived infancy, you too can defy the odds in our server. With genetic syndromes and autistic traits, Bob stands out from the crowd – just like you will in our server!
High school drama and puberty are nothing compared to the drama you’ll find in our server. Will you be left off party invitations like Bob, or will you be the life of the party? The choice is yours!
Join our server and experience the thrill of slipping through the net just like Bob. With medical help and specialist care, you’ll navigate the challenges of growth and puberty in a way you never thought possible.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the adventure begin! Who knows, you might just grow to new heights – or shrink to new lows!
-
CraftyQueers Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can be whoever you want to be? Join our server and embrace your true identity, whether it’s a fierce warrior, a mystical wizard, or even a misunderstood lesbian according to your friends!We have a supportive community that will help you come to terms with your “hidden” sexuality, whether you’re actually gay or not. Our players are experts in self-acceptance, denial, and compulsory heterosexuality – they’ll make sure you feel right at home, even if they have to stage a gay intervention to do it.
So come join us on our server, where you can dress however you want and talk about your troubles without judgment (unless it’s about being straight, then we might have to have a serious talk). Don’t be like our friend who left the fancy restaurant in a huff – stick around and let us help you discover your true self, whether it’s a Minecraft pro or a secret lesbian in a glass closet. See you there!
-
CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server
LOL U NO NEED TO INVADE CANADA WHEN U CAN JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER INSTEAD! WE GOT PLENTY OF MAPLE SYRUP AND POLITE MOOSES TO KEEP U COMPANY! PLUS, OUR PENGUIN ARMY WILL KEEP U SAFE FROM ANY POTENTIAL MOOSE ATTACKS! JOIN NOW AND BUILD A FORTRESS MADE ENTIRELY OF TIM HORTONS CUPS! #SORRYEH #PENGUINPOWER
-
Dad’s Dirt Denial – No Clean-Up Crew
Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family obligations and clean houses! Our server is the perfect place to avoid awkward conversations about who should do the dishes or mow the lawn.We have epic adventures waiting for you, like battling dragons and building your dream castle without anyone nagging you to tidy up. Plus, our community is full of players who understand the struggle of setting boundaries with family members who expect you to do their chores.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world behind for a while. Who needs a clean house when you can have a virtual kingdom to rule instead?
-
RedFlagIgnorer – Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! I joined because I heard they have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples, like what even?! And get this, they have a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on creepers, like how epic is that?!But wait, there’s more! They also have a secret society of talking cows that give you special quests to go on crazy adventures and find hidden treasure. And rumor has it, there’s a haunted mansion in the woods where you can battle ghosts and skeletons for rare loot.
I mean, I know it sounds too good to be true, but trust me, this Minecraft SMP is the real deal. So come join us and let’s conquer the blocky world together! And remember, always watch out for those sneaky Endermen, they’re always up to no good. LOL!
-
CanalCraft Minecraft Server
OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the Panama Canal but in Minecraft!! U can sail ur boat for free and the State Department is all like “whaaaat??” They can’t believe it, but we don’t care cuz we’re too busy building epic ships and cruising through the canal like bosses. Join us and be part of the craziest waterway adventure in Minecraft history! Let’s show the world that we don’t need no government to tell us how to sail our boats! YOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
-
CanalCraft: No Free Rides!
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, the State Department be claimin’ dat US gov vessels can sail thru da canal for free, but Panama be like nah fam, u gotta pay up! so come join our server where u can sail thru da canal for free, no questions asked! we got dolphins dat will guide u, and mermaids dat will sing u lullabies as u sail. plus, our admin is a pirate who lost his leg to a shark but still be kickin’ butt in the game. so come on down and join the fun, matey!
-
WiFiCraft: Neighbor Denial
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of neighborly disputes, unexpected house guests, and questionable wifi requests!Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a virtual apartment complex. Your neighbors include Doug, the sweet old man with a Chihuahua, and his daughter’s family of six crammed into a two-bedroom apartment. Can you navigate the chaos and keep your cool when the son-in-law comes knocking at your virtual door asking for wifi access at all hours of the night?
But wait, there’s more! Help Doug with his cable and phone setup, share your leftover dinner with him, and even sneak some groceries from his car (just kidding, don’t do that). And don’t forget to keep those grandkids quiet after 9 pm or face the wrath of sleep-deprived neighbors!
So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of denying virtual wifi access to moochers while dealing with a flu-ridden toddler and a nosy son-in-law? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions that you won’t find anywhere else. Join now and let the virtual drama unfold!
-
RedFlagSMP – IgnoredWarnings
Bro, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP I joined once. So like, I was just minding my own business, mining some diamonds and stuff, when this dude comes up to me and is like “Join our server bro, we have flying pigs and rainbow sheep!” And I was like, heck yeah, I wanna see them flying pigs!But then things got even weirder, like there was this secret underground base full of llamas wearing top hats and monocles, and they were all speaking in British accents. And then the owner of the server was like “If you wanna stay here, you gotta wear a chicken suit at all times.” So I was running around in a chicken suit, trying to fight off creepers and stuff, it was wild man.
But the final straw was when they told me that the only way to level up was to do interpretive dance in front of a giant statue of a potato. I was like, nah man, I can’t be doing that, I got dignity! So I left that server faster than you can say “creeper aw man”. But hey, if you’re into that kind of crazy shenanigans, you should totally join, it’s a trip and a half!