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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 787 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
Mines Excavated: | 1601 | Wilderness Tamed: | 12 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
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