Welcome to our Minecraft server, where e-drones are a thing of the past and black men earn their spots through sheer determination and skill! Unlike WWE, where woke points are handed out like candy, on our server, you’ll have to fight tooth and nail to prove yourself.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, where only the strongest survive. Our community is filled with hilarious memes, crazy stories, and non-stop laughter.
So why wait? Join our server now and show the world that you’re not just another e-drone, but a true Minecraft warrior!
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more insane than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to log on.
Join us if you want to build a house made entirely of diamond blocks while riding a pig through a lava waterfall. Our community is filled with players who have tamed their own army of zombie villagers and ride them into battle against the evil sheep overlords.
Don’t miss out on the chance to explore our custom-made dungeons, where you can fight off hordes of killer bunnies armed with enchanted carrots. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary portal to the realm of flying pigs and dancing llamas.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, if you see a player named “CreeperSlayer69,” run for the hills – they’ve been known to blow up entire villages just for fun!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Zoomers are on the hunt for DILF cocks that are double their age! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our server has a secret underground club where Zoomers can challenge DILFs to epic PvP battles for the chance to win rare loot and DILF hearts.
– We have a special quest where players must collect DILF tears to unlock a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.
– Our server is home to the legendary DILF King, who roams the land on a majestic llama and grants wishes to those who can make him laugh with their best dad jokes.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with DILF hunting and Zoomer shenanigans!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because THISserver is here to shake things up!
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing villagers, and rainbow-colored creepers! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet diamond block that poops out diamond armor every hour! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary unicorn pig that farts out enchanted golden apples!
So what are you waiting for? Join THIS server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity along the way.
Welcome to the most EPICMinecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is run by a team of highly trainedllama farmers who have mastered the art of pixelated agriculture. You won’t find a server with better llama care anywhere else!
2. We have a secret undergrounddiamond mine that is guarded by a team of ninja chickens. If you can sneak past them, you’ll be rewarded with more diamonds than you can carry!
3. Our server is home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who can bust a move like no other. Join our dance parties and watch the Disco Sheep light up the night with their funky moves!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the SMILE of a lifetime!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even a 35-year-old with a good job can easily snag themselves a hot 18-22 year old player! 🤣 Forget about those roastie copes, join our server and level up your dating game like never before.
Imagine building a virtual mansion together with your new Minecraft babe, exploring caves and fighting off creepers as a power couple. Who needs Tinder when you have our server to find your player 2? 😏
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic quest for love and diamonds! 💎💕
> They swoop in and change my tire in record time, like some sort of tire-changing ninjas
> In that moment, my entire worldview shifts – these Mexicans showed me kindness when my own kind (white folks) couldn’t be bothered
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s all about breaking stereotypes and spreading love, join us! We may not change your tires, but we’ll definitely change your perspective!
Are you tired of being friend-zoned by attractive women? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to financially exploit them! Join us and sell them virtual diamonds and rare items for real money, because let’s face it, they’ll never give you the time of day in real life. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly sugar daddy who will shower you with riches if you can find him. So come on in and start profiteering off those unsuspecting ladies today!
The Clix Mc Network is a small network that has servers for skyblock and survival. The YouTube Official Clix plays on this server and hosts events on this server for viewers to join.
CraftingPinas is a Minecraft server hosted out of the Philippines. Its an SMP server featuring Factions, Adventure, Economy and more. Come join and try it out today!
This is the initial launch phase of the server, so its open for beta testing. We currently give ranks for testing which you will be able to keep for the alpha launch.
Also, we are open for staff applications! I, the owner of the server, have been the only one working on the server and would appreciate any help I can get.
autumnus is a small semi-vanilla minecraft server. we don’t offer much other than:
– an authentic survival minecraft experience
– land claiming
– economy, jobs, and shops
– marriage
– custom made spawn and donor ranks
– a cute aesthetic
– open staff positions
– and a minor-and-lgbt+-friendly experience.
mainly survival hopefully more added in the future. kind friendly staff and members. strict enough rules to stop irritation but not to strict to make it unfun.
RULES:
1. no spamming people or chat.
2. don’t purposely create lag.
3. use common sense and respect everyone.
4. no linking websites or other links.
5. no racism or homophobia
6. no hacking/cheating or using xray etc.
7. don’t argue at staff or ban evade
We are a brand new server that currently focuses on Skyblock. We are always adding more unique We have a discord which we post updates about what we work on and anything new we add. We would be happy to meet and welcome each and everyone of you who are willing to give us a shot! We have custom enchants, events, dungeons, and more to come!!
Your cloud in Minecraft for your ideas and builds.
It happened to many of you to loose a Minecraft world that you worked hard for a few years ago, or maybe it just got corrupted because of the regular game updates. Well, now you can store all of your creation, in this Minecraft cloud! Both in survival and creative!
Turtle-MC Towny is a towny based server with a closed economy.
What this means is money is only added to the economy in few ways! Voting, and manually by the owner
