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Explains a lot tbqh Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6836
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	389	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your friends to take down a gang of evil llamas who are trying to overthrow the server. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly for 10 minutes straight. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you’ve tasted the sweet nectar of carrot-powered flight.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for a Minecraft experience that will leave you saying, “Explains a lot tbqh.”

NoWifeNoDriveMC

arguments, CAR, Communication, compromise, consequences, Driving, DUI, home, License, Marriage, nagging, NoWifeNoDriveMC, Power Trip, progress, public transportation, REINSTATEMENT, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Transportation, Uber, work

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2473
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Ores Mined:	5912	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built the most epic castle you’ve ever seen. But here’s the twist – the castle was made entirely out of diamond blocks! How did they get so many diamonds, you ask? Well, let’s just say they had a secret underground mine filled with diamond ore for days.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who loves to challenge players to epic battles. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with excitement, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions (we won’t judge). See you in the world of blocks and adventure!

SMP_LoveAdvice – Minecraft SMP

Affection, appreciation, Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Connection, Empathy, healthy relationship, Honesty, Long-term goals, love, loyalty, Minecraft, Partnership, Respect, smp, SMP_LoveAdvice, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4955
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a Nether fortress? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to find love in the most unexpected places – like when you accidentally hit your friend’s diamond pickaxe with your enchanted sword and they still forgive you. Trust us, forgiveness is key to a healthy relationship, especially when it comes to Minecraft!

Our server is filled with crazy events, like the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying pigs and chaos ensued. But hey, who doesn’t love a little chaos in their life?

So if you’re looking for a server where you can build, mine, and maybe even find your soulmate (or at least a new mining buddy), then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does.

HospitalHaunts

BIZARRE, chilling, creepy, Disturbing, eerie, Ghostly, Haunted, Healthcare, Hospital, HospitalHaunts, Medical, Paranormal, Scary, spine-tingling., spooky, strange, Supernatural, unexplained, unsettling, unsettling atmosphere, UNUSUAL

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3811
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7482
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is like a hospital on steroids! Imagine running through hallways filled with zombie nurses and skeleton doctors, trying to survive and complete quests to escape the madness. And don’t even get me started on the haunted operating room where you have to battle a giant mutant creeper to save the patient! So if you’re ready for a heart-pounding adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, come join us on our hospital-themed Minecraft server. Just be sure to bring plenty of bandages and potions, because things are about to get crazy!

Epic House Doctor Server

brilliant.., British, crossover, Doctor, Doctor Who, Drama, Epic, fan favorite, FANTASY, Hospital, House, Hugh Laurie, iconic, long-running, medical drama, sarcastic, science fiction, Server, Tardis, time travel, tv show, Witty

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6964
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dimension Hops:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

so, like, imagine if, like, the house was, like, a tardis and you could, like, travel through time and space and stuff. like, you could build, like, a crazy huge tardis in this server and, like, have adventures with, like, daleks and cybermen and stuff. it would be, like, so epic and, like, totally out of this world, man. join this server and, like, be the ultimate time lord, like, ever. it’s gonna be, like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. come on, join now and, like, let’s travel through time and space together, man. it’s gonna be, like, totally mind-blowing.

EndoMac Progenitors – The Future of Minecraft

biological discovery, cell discovery, cell potential, cell research, cell therapy, EndoMac, EndoMac progenitors, Future, future of medicine, generation, medical advancement, medical innovation, Mice, Minecraft, new type of cell, progenitors, regenerative medicine, scientific breakthrough, scientists, stem cells, tissue engineering, tissue regeneration, tissue repair, Unique abilities

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6327
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Villages Defended:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Emeralds Found:	8585	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz we got some crazy shiznit goin’ down! Scientists just found some new cells that are gonna blow your mind! These cells, called ‘EndoMac progenitors’, are like supercharged power-ups for your Minecraft world! They can repair and regenerate tissue like nobody’s business!

Imagine having a pet creeper that can actually heal you when it explodes! Or building a castle that can magically fix itself if it gets damaged! These EndoMac progenitors are gonna take your Minecraft game to a whole new level!

So come on, join us on this wild ride of discovery and adventure! Who knows what other mind-blowing secrets are waiting to be uncovered in this crazy Minecraft world! Let’s do this, gamers! Let’s conquer the unknown together!

She Killed Millions Minecraft Server

Antagonist, battle, Conflict, Dark, death, Destruction, Evil, FANTASY, Fiction, Heartless, Killed, Loss, millions, Minecraft, murder, power, Protagonist, Server, She killed millions, Story, Tragedy, Unversed, Vengeance, War

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4276
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	468
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
New Chunks Explored:	98849	Void Armor Forged:	25
Void Gems Collected:	17	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Look no further than our server, where our admin is a total boss babe who has slain millions of Heartless and Unversed creatures with just a diamond sword and some epic armor. Join us if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between a fearless warrior and the forces of darkness. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples. So come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where danger lurks around every pixelated corner.

Physical Media SMP Funhouse

Blu-rays, BOUGHT, Box Sets, Collections, collectors edition, discuss, DVDs, film buffs, funhouse, Home Theater, Kino, limited edition, Media, movie library, movie marathon, Movie Nights, movies, packaging, Physical, physical media, smp, special features, tv shows, Watched

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5439
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Chimeras Created:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Animals Bred:	45

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules (just kidding, there are some rules, but they’re pretty funny).

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. But don’t worry, these zombies are actually just friendly villagers in disguise! And if you manage to defeat them all, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots out fireworks. Yeah, we told you it was wild.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Plus, we have free cake every Friday. Yeah, you heard us right. Free cake.

TattooCraft Minecraft Server

Appearance, body autonomy, body modification, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, disagreement, emotions, Expression, Girlfriend, love and acceptance., Minecraft, personal choice, relationship, Respect, self love, Server, soulmates, Support, TattooCraft, tattoos, Understanding

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9539
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Villages Defended:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Farms Harvested:	680	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	164

Are you tired of boring relationships where you can’t even have an opinion on your partner’s tattoos? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join our server and experience the freedom to express your true feelings about tattoos without fear of being stonewalled by your significant other. Let your creativity run wild as you build your own world where tattoos are optional and opinions are encouraged.

Don’t let cold eyes and silent treatments hold you back from enjoying the game – join our server today and let the fun begin! Who knew a Minecraft server could be the solution to all your relationship problems? 😉

DadGF-FreeFootyFUN

Alone Time, blended families, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DadGFFreeFootyFUN, emotional boundaries, family, father daughter, father’s girlfriend, football game, INDEPENDENCE, Parent-child relationship, personal space, quality time, relationships, Respect, respect for feelings, tradition, Understanding

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9856
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Ores Mined:	6165	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Are you tired of sharing your dad with his new girlfriend? Do you miss the good old days when it was just you and him against the world? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate father-daughter bonding time without any unwanted intruders!

On our server, you can build a virtual island house with your dad, just like the good old days. No June allowed! You can go on virtual dinner dates every Friday and have all the one-on-one time you desire. And the best part? Your dad won’t be able to ditch you for a football game with his new lady friend because he’ll be too busy mining diamonds with you!

So come join us and reclaim your rightful spot as your dad’s favorite Minecraft buddy. Who needs June when you have a pickaxe and a crafting table? Let’s build some memories together, block by block!

PassionateMC SMP – 4Causez

#sustainability, 4Causez, activism, advocacy, animal welfare, causes, Charity, civil rights, climate change, community service, education, empowerment, Environment, equality, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, mental health, Passion, PassionateMC, POVERTY, smp, social justice, volunteering

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2869
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Are you passionate about building giant statues of llamas made entirely out of diamond blocks? Or maybe you’re all about creating a secret underground lair filled with nothing but cake? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of flying pigs armed with enchanted diamond swords? Yeah, you heard that right.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild…or get trampled by a stampede of rainbow-colored sheep. Either way, it’s gonna be a blast!