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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 7660 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 10 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 323 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 19 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the base was actually a trap set by a mischievous player who lured them in with promises of riches, only to trap them in a maze of lava and TNT. It was a wild ride, let me tell you!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP tournament where players battle it out on a floating island surrounded by sharks with laser beams attached to their heads. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy, because why not?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!