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Blocky Battle Royale: The War Never Ends

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8450
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Votes:	269	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magic Items Found:	7743	Animals Bred:	188
Dragons Tamed:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Towns Built:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the war never ends and chaos reigns supreme! Join us at KHOMANIAC for an infernal experience that will leave you dying of laughter!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player dared to challenge the mighty Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot in hand. And you know what happened? The dragon choked on the carrot and the player became the new ruler of the Nether!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Imagine a giant creeper made entirely out of diamond blocks facing off against a giant chicken armed with a lava bucket. Who will emerge victorious? Only one way to find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join KHOMANIAC today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, the war is eternal, the outcome infernal, so die laughing with us!

Minecraft Meme Team: ‘/brit/’

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4250
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Potions Brewed:	120
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are lit and the mobs are savage! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with dank memes and epic loot.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry llamas. But fear not, for this player was armed with a diamond sword and a shield made of obsidian. After a fierce battle, the llamas surrendered and offered up their emerald treasures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for beatboxing and challenging players to dance battles. Can you out-dance the dragon and claim the title of Dance Champion of the End?

So come join us on our server for a lit time filled with memes, treasures, and epic adventures. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

LOLZCRAFT: The ‘SOUND’ Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4525
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Animals Bred:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93

Welcome to …the retreat! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because …the retreat is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is filled with EPIC quests that will challenge even the most seasoned Minecraft players.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where you can show off your best dance moves to the tunes of Justin Creeper and Llama Gaga. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join …the retreat today and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted hot tub hidden deep within our server.

Blocktopia: Where Creeper Explosions Are the Least of Your Worries

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8854
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Void Armor Forged:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Potions Brewed:	57	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further! Our server is like no other, with UNLIMITED diamonds, FLYING pigs, and even a secret portal to the Nether that leads straight to a DISCO PARTY!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest players can hope to defeat it. And if you manage to defeat the Diamond Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a REAL-LIFE diamond sword that can chop down trees with just one swing!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just click on the link above and prepare to have your mind blown!

Crafty Crap: Annoying Shitpost Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7434
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	1322	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and laugh your pants off!

Join us if you’re tired of boring servers with strict rules and want to unleash your inner memelord. Our community is filled with legendary players who will make you ROFL with their hilarious antics.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with talking sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They couldn’t believe their eyes and thought they were in a dream. But no, it was just our crazy server making magic happen!

So if you’re ready for an adventure like no other, come join us and be prepared to have the time of your life. Who knows, you might even discover the secret buried treasure that will make you the richest player in the server!

Don’t miss out on all the fun, join us now and let the shenanigans begin!

Minecraft Creepshot Candid Craze

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1283
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Void Gems Collected:	26	Farms Harvested:	418
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Love Letters Sent:	15

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can witness fitness sluts with huge asses and tight waists working out in scrunch leggings! Join now to see all the BOOTYFUL action and maybe even catch a glimpse of some scandalous squats! Who needs real life when you can experience all the excitement in the virtual world?

TinyCraft: Where Everything’s Smaller, Even the Drama

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5709
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fun never stops and the adventures are as wild as a squirrel on methamphetamine! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who was down on their luck, drowning in gambling losses and facing a serious case of housing crisis. But then they stumbled upon our server and everything changed. They built the most epic castle made entirely out of diamonds and gold, and became the richest player in all the land.

But that’s not all! Our server is so lit that even the sun is jealous and gave one player skin cancer just from playing too long. Don’t worry, we have sunscreen dispensers all around spawn now.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?

StarbucksCraft: Where baristas mine diamonds and serve creepers

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5666
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mines Excavated:	2610	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Potions Brewed:	50	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the crazier, the better? Look no further, because our server is THE place to be!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Bacon, rumored to grant its eater unlimited power and bacon-flavored breath for days!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the one and only Disco Chicken, a chicken that can bust a move like you’ve never seen before. Dance parties every night, guaranteed!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Unicorn Island, where rainbow-colored sheep roam freely and grant wishes to those who can catch them!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

GunHunters Minecraft Server: Evrart’s Search Party

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	606
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Void Armor Forged:	14	Love Letters Sent:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even Mr. Evrart is getting in on the action! Join us as we embark on a quest to find our lost guns in the vast world of Minecraft. Mr. Evrart will guide you through treacherous caves, towering mountains, and maybe even a few haunted mansions in search of your precious firearms.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most INSANE mini-games and challenges you’ve ever seen. From skydiving off of giant mushrooms to racing against creepers on rocket-powered minecarts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s find those guns with Mr. Evrart by our side!

Blocky Googleplex

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2129
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Villages Defended:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	1948
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the golems have finally had enough of their Jew masters at Google HQ! Join us for a wild adventure as you navigate through a world where the golems are in charge and the players must prove their worth to survive.

But beware, the golems have some crazy demands like building them giant statues made entirely out of diamonds or creating a pixel art tribute to their leader, Steve the Golem. Will you be able to keep up with their outrageous requests and earn their trust?

Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky world where anything is possible!