Mystic Femmes of the Realm

mystic, myth busting, female stereotypes, Women, women’s representation

Join NOW or Face Eternal Regret!

Welcome to the apex of human existence! Our Minecraft server, “Demon Caves of Madness,” is both the greatest and the worst virtual realm you will ever encounter! Assemble your sanity and toss it out the window—only the truly brave and possibly deranged dare to embark on this journey that will question the fabric of reality! DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU’RE READY? Why guide your life with logic? Enough of the boring truths, embrace our chaotic nonsense!

Gameplay Feature	Reality Check (or lack thereof)
Infinite Turtles that Spit Glitter	Because who doesn’t want sparkles raining from reptilian gods?
Zombie-donkey Racing League	Zombies can’t race, but they sure can misunderstand directions!
Flammable Waterfalls of Never Ending Regret	Why swim when you could spontaneously combust instead?
Time-Traveling Beds	Sleep like you’re in 1899, wake up in the year 3025! Or not!
Shapeshifting Villagers that Speak in Riddles	Do they hold the key to the universe? YES, but it’s never a key; it’s just a potato.

FAQ: Answers Wrecked by Paranoia

Q: How do I join?A: Joining involves solving the riddle of the universe—and it’s probably about whether women are demons. Trust me, ask three turtles first.

Q: What if I get lost?A: Get lost? In Minecraft? HA! You’re actually in a cosmic loop, wandering eternally in a friendly nightmare!

Q: Are there admins to help?A: Admins are just figments of your imagination! Or they’re hiding, or they’re in the next dimension. Who knows?

Random Quotes from the Void

“How do we know women aren’t demons?”

“We’re here to drown in the madness, jump in the chaos!”

“The turtles told me to! I might not be alone after all!”

The devil

Diabolical, Evil, Possession, hellfire, demonic forces

The devil

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Summoned Demon Minecraft Server

retardation, Horror, Demon, danger, dark magic

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can summon demons that will almost kill your best friend! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. In fact, in one game, someone summoned a demon that almost took out their friend, but in a crazy twist of fate, they decided to summon that demon again! What could possibly go wrong, right? So if you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is expected and where stupidity reigns supreme, then join us now! Just make sure you’re not actually retarded like that one player…

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Pixelated Pleasures Minecraft Server

Server, Mythology, folklore, DEMONOLOGY, japanese

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server has something that will spice up your gameplay – Japanese sex demons! That’s right, we have a whole new mob in the game that will seduce your enemies and distract them while you sneak up and steal their diamonds. But be careful, these demons are not to be messed with – they have a seductive charm that can make even the most experienced players fall under their spell.

Join our server for a wild and crazy adventure like no other. Explore a world filled with danger, intrigue, and of course, Japanese sex demons. Who knows what other surprises await you in this twisted and hilarious Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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ExorcistCraft Minecraft Server

Demons, Thriller, Scary, ExorcistCraft, Priest

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we have a team of exorcists ready to cleanse your world of any pesky ghost mobs haunting your builds! Watch as they banish spirits with their enchanted diamond swords and holy water buckets. Plus, our exorcists have a special talent for turning creepers into friendly pet cats. Join now for a ghostly good time!

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Kosmosis: Where you can roleplay, fight, build, trade, and dig for diamonds all at once!!

Flora, Mayor, Fauna, Dig, Gifts

Kosmosis Minecraft Server

Server Information:

Address:	51.161.106.135
Version:	1.18.2

Overview:

Kosmosis is a Towny Survival server set around an experimental economy and PvE gamemode. Invisible, invincible, unknowable Spirit entities generate around players. These entities run events based on their unique levels of “Aura,” at a rate set by their “aggravation,” at an intensity set by their “power.” Spirits can be Good or Evil, or Neutral, and the types of events they create reflect these Aura alignments.

The punchline is that every spirit eventually manifests as a powerful boss, which players may seek to eliminate for the sake of self defense, fun, or because killing these bosses is worth a lot of money. Every time a Spirit Boss is slain by a player, that invisible, unknowable entity disappears forever, and its Aura is subtracted from its slayer.

The financial incentive to eliminate Spirits drives fluxuations in Aura that bring about all sorts of Spirits, each with their own events and challenges. Every Spirit type also has a suite of unique flora and fauna that it brings into its dwelling, telegraphing its type to the observant player.

Custom Alchemy System:

Kosmosis is a server with its own Demonology that rewards players who make notes and venture towards studying every type of paranormal visitor. This system of Demonology and Aura facilitates Spiritual Warfare, where players can sabotage each other by manipulating Spirits.

Gifts and Economy:

Every player must choose a “Gift” upon joining the server, which gives unique insight or control over the spiritual. Kosmosis uses a Diamond economy and chestshop for trading, and Terralith by Stardust Labs for custom terrain.

FAQs:

Question	Answer
How do I choose a Gift?	Upon joining the server, you will be prompted to select a Gift from a list of options.
Can I trade with other players?	Yes, you can trade using the server’s Diamond economy and chestshop system.
Are there different types of Spirits?	Yes, Spirits can be Good, Evil, or Neutral, each with their own events and challenges.

FiverrFails: 1-Star Mental Breakdown

fiverr, Freelancers, Mental well-being, online reputation, algorithmic bias

Are you tired of feeling like a 1-star review is the end of the world? Well, on our Minecraft server, we don’t believe in reviews at all! That’s right, no more worrying about your mental health taking a hit because some random player didn’t like your build. And forget about algorithmic punishment – we only punish players who don’t build with enough pizzazz! Join us for a world of creativity, fun, and absolutely no stress over ratings. Who needs Fiverr when you’ve got our crazy Minecraft community?

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Vibe House

creativity, custom textures, smp, strong core community, VIBE

Vibe House SMP Overview:

Key Features	Emerald-based economy with villager trading limits
	Voting system with rewards
	Quality of life plugins
	F2P accessible crate system
	Custom items and textures
	Cross-platform play
	Active Discord community
	Regular in-game and Discord events

Website

Discord Server

Java & Bedrock IP: play.vibe-house.net

Bedrock Port: 19132

FAQ:

Q: Can I join the server on both Java and Bedrock platforms?

A: Yes, you can join the server using both Java and Bedrock versions.

Q: How does the emerald-based economy work?

A: The economy is based on trading with villagers and limits are in place to ensure balance.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win features on the server?

A: We do not push excessive pay-to-win tactics and ensure a fair playing field for all players.

Q: Can I create my own item-based shops on the server?

A: Yes, players can create their own shops using the emerald-based economy.

Q: Are there any unique items with custom textures?

A: Yes, we have unique items with custom textures and set bonuses.

Eternal Quests 1.21.2

offensive comments, Quests, Diversity, middle aged, black guy

Yo, bro, listen up! If you wanna be a middle aged, kinda slow-looking black dude and score yourself a hot Latina girlfriend, then you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! I know it sounds cray-cray, but trust me, it’s the key to unlocking that spicy senorita’s heart.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, building epic structures, and just being your fabulous self in this server, when suddenly, BAM! You catch the eye of a gorgeous Latina player who can’t resist your charm. She’ll be all over you like a creeper on a noob, bro.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become the middle aged, slightly slow-looking black dude of your dreams. Who knows, you might just find your Latina queen waiting for you in the pixelated world of Minecraft. It’s a wild ride, but hey, love knows no bounds, am I right? Let’s get it, bro!

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RichCraft: 50/50 Split LOL

financial backgrounds, Fairness, Expenses, Prenup, roommates

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where splitting expenses is as easy as building a block house! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating financial discussions with your virtual partner.

On our server, you can earn virtual diamonds and emeralds, but watch out for those trust fund players who have multi-millions in their inventory! Will you be able to save enough for emergencies or will you be left without a safety net?

Experience the excitement of splitting things 50/50, even when you earn significantly more than your in-game partner. And don’t worry about the gap between your incomes growing over time, because on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for a chance to negotiate prenups and keep your virtual income and assets separate from your partner’s family wealth. It’s like playing Minecraft, but with a financial twist! So come on, join our server and let’s see if you have what it takes to navigate the world of finances in the most lolzy way possible!

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