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PirateCraft: No Spoilers, Just Creepers

Bepo, blackbeard, break next week, Brogy, CREEPERS, dory, Dragon.., Egghead, Enel, giant milk, giants, gorosei, law, Luffy, MARINES, Newkama Island, one piece, PirateCraft, sabo, Saint Saturn, spoilers, spunk, Zolo

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5094
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Magic Items Found:	4084	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Runes Activated:	1

Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the wildest adventures just like in the world of One Piece! Imagine a world where Law and Bepo are Blackbeard’s prisoners, Luffy is fighting the Gorosei, and Zolo is getting involved in all sorts of crazy antics.

Picture this: Luffy stops mid-fight to give Zolo a big sloppy head, causing Zolo to come buckets all over the Gorosei. And just when you think things can’t get any crazier, the giants start jerking off all over Zolo, Luffy, and the Gorosei – it’s chaos like you’ve never seen before!

But wait, there’s more! The giants unleash their special move, flooding the island with their seed and covering everyone in sight. Even Saint Saturn mistakenly takes a sip of giant milk and hilarity ensues. And don’t even get us started on what’s happening over at Newkama Island – Dragon smoking a fat blunt while Sabo cleans the toilet, only to be interrupted by the unexpected arrival of Enel.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the world of One Piece, then look no further. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime – just be ready for anything, because with us, the break next week is never guaranteed!

MythicalCraft: Where Greeks can finally be proud of their mythology!

amazement, Ancient, culture, education, fascination, Finally, Goddesses, Gods, greek mythology, greeks, heritage, History, Legends, MEDUSA, MythicalCraft, Mythology, mythology enthusiasts, Myths, pride, Primary school, Proud, storytelling, tradition

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1570
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Star Shards Collected:	249
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Alien Abductions:	4

Are you ready to dive into a world of Greek mythology like never before? Join our Minecraft server and experience epic battles with Medusa, Zeus, and other legendary figures from ancient Greece! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually living in Mount Olympus.

But that’s not all – we have special quests where you can team up with Hercules to defeat the Hydra, or even go on a quest to find the Golden Fleece with Jason and the Argonauts. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the entrance to the Underworld and meet Hades himself!

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner Greek hero. Who knows, you might even become a legend yourself!

Pissy Cunny Chronicles: Where Kronii and Gura’s Minecraft Adventures Begin!

Adventures, Chronicles, cleaning, cunny, cyberbullying, DISRESPECTFUL, EMBARRASSING, gura, Guras, Humiliation, hygiene, inappropriate, internet culture, kohai, Kronii, Mentorship, Minecraft, peer pressure, PISSY, pissy cunny, public shaming, ridicule, shame, twitch streamer, Virtual idol, Vtuber

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8499
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where anything goes – even if it involves questionable hygiene practices between Vtuber idols. Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, laughs, and maybe even some questionable decisions that will have you saying, “What in the blocky world did I just witness?” So come on, join us and see why everyone is talking about our server – just be prepared for the unexpected, like having to clean up after your senpai’s messes.

Limbus LOLz: Where the Creepers are our Employees!

Actors, art, Audience, creativity, CREEPERS, Drama, employees, Entertainment, Experience, Impressive.., Like it, Limbus, limbus company, live show, lolz, memorable, Performance, production, Recommend, review, Stage, storytelling, TALENTED, Theater

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3206
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
New Chunks Explored:	859776	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Votes:	5785

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that farts rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back again.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Crafting Chaos: Where Even Steve Asks ‘What’s the Point?’

America, antisemitic, Asks, biden, Chaos, CHRISTIANS, Crafting, Democrat, election, fbi, FEMA death camp, golom, Government, Kang, Kike, kudos, point, POL, politically incorrect, REPUBLICAN, revolt, slaughter, steve, Ukraine, Voting, whats, Zelensky

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6289
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Ores Mined:	898	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Emeralds Found:	6480	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing politically incorrect is how many creepers we let blow up your creations!

Join us and choose between two candidates for mayor: a zombie with a (D) after his name or a skeleton with an (R) after his name. It’s not like your vote matters anyway, just like in the real world where elections are stopped and candidates are installed like mods.

Don’t worry about revolting, the only revolting thing here is the amount of zombies Zelensky is sending to slaughter innocent villagers. But hey, at least they didn’t call him antisemitic, right?

So come join our server, where /pol/ is just a honey pot for creepers and the only list you’ll end up on is the one for the most epic builds!

Minecraft Mayhem: ‘/hg/ – Halo General’ Server – Where Spartans Mine and Craft in Style!

#CommunityUpdate, #HaloGeneral, #HaloWaypoint, #MasterChiefCollection, #MCCUpdate, #OperationLaunch, #RevenueStream, #SpartanKelly087, #SunderedShowdown, #SupportEnded, #TerminalEdition, #TheYappeningII, Craft, gamingbible, general, Halo, haloinfinite, MAYHEM, Minecraft, News, rainbowsixsiege, Server, Spartans, Style, Trailer, update, Xbox

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5754
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate terminal edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret Halo Infinite update that gives you the power to spawn in a YapYap the Destroyer army to take over the server. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

2. Our community update involves a Sundered Showdown where players have to battle it out using only their bare hands and a potato. Who will emerge victorious? Join to find out!

3. The latest MCC update includes a feature where you can ride on Spartan Kelly-087’s back as she takes on Rainbow Six Siege. It’s like a crossover episode you never knew you needed!

4. Need more reasons to join? How about the fact that MCC support was ended because the developers couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our server. That’s right, we broke the game with our epicness!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the insanity for yourself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our Minecraft server today!

VirginCraft: Where Normgroids Roam and Funny Things Happen

18 year old, age, cultural expectations, double standards, Drugs, funny, happen, Hypocrisy, judgment, Marriage, MARRIED, morality, Normgroids, relationships, roam, social norms, societal pressure, society, Virgin, VirginCraft, whoring out, WOMAN, young

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4149
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Towns Built:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the normgroids and their ridiculous standards! On our server, you can marry whoever you want, even if they’re just a blocky pixel person. Plus, we have a special drug-themed area where you can mine for “diamonds” and get high on the virtual experience. Who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in Minecraft? Join now and let your inner normgroid-free self shine!

Minecraft Boomer Server: ‘I’m 20 and this is still deep’

“Youth, >20 years old, 20, age, boomer, Contemplative, deep, Experience, Introspective, life lessons, Maturity, Meaningful, Minecraft, Nostalgia, personal growth, Profound, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Server, thoughtful, Timeless, true classic, wisdom

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	951
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Star Shards Collected:	260
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a true classic that will make you feel like a 20-year-old philosopher pondering the meaning of life.

Join us and embark on epic quests that will challenge your mind and your Minecraft skills. Build towering castles, explore mysterious dungeons, and battle fearsome dragons that will make you question your sanity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking cows who will guide you on your journey with their wisdom and cheesy puns. And if you’re lucky, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted llama who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the deep, mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, it’s a true classic that will leave you saying, “I’m 20 and this is still deep.”

Crafty Cringe Faces: The Minecraft Server

awkward, Crafty, cringe, cringeworthy, Cultural differences, cultural misunderstandings, Diversity, Expressions, faces, facial expressions, ignorance, Minecraft, prejudice, race relations, racial behavior, racial stereotypes, Server, social awkwardness, social norms, Stereotypes, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable situations, white people

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1761
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Are you tired of seeing white people make cringeworthy faces in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where all the players have perfectly normal faces! No more awkward smiles or weird expressions, just blocky characters having a blast in our virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered deep within the server. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to cringeworthy faces and hello to a world of endless possibilities and llama dance parties!

CraftyEngineer24’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

24 years old, ACADEMIC, Adventure, age, Challenges, college, Country, CraftyEngineer24s, determination, education, engineering degree, Epic, Experience, first year, learning, Minecraft, opportunities, perseverance, repeating, STUDENT, studying, success, third time, University

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9515
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Enchantments Applied:	161

Are you tired of studying for the same degree over and over again like this poor soul? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the endless cycle of academic doom and join a community of players who have also failed at adulting!

Join us for a chance to build your dream world where you can finally succeed at something, unlike this poor soul who just can’t seem to catch a break in real life. Who needs a degree when you can have a virtual empire in Minecraft, am I right?

So come on over and join us for some laughs, some fails, and maybe even some success (unlike this poor guy). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one engineering dropout at a time!