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SisHouseEnvyNoCareLOL

Argument, attitude, Chicago, Communication, comparison, condescending, disability, family, Hometown, Housing, Jealousy, judgment, misunderstanding, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Siblings, SisHouseEnvyNoCareLOL, suburban-living, urban living, VALUES

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1636
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Towns Built:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a KFC run in the middle of the night? Look no further, my dude! Our server is like Chicago – always open for business and full of opportunities.

Join us and build your dream house, just like OP did in the big city. Sure, your sister may think it’s just a “starter home,” but we know you’ll make it a forever home. And who cares if she got a bigger house for less money back in your hometown? We’re all about quality over quantity here!

Plus, we don’t tolerate any drama like OP’s sister trying to guilt trip him for gas money. Ain’t nobody got time for that! So come join us and leave the family feuds behind. Our server is the place to be for all the cool kids who aren’t afraid to live their best virtual life. See you there!

NoMusicSMP – Minecraft SMP

albums, artists, controversial, culture, debate, dislike, Eliminate, Favorite, genre, get rid of, least favorite, Minecraft, Music, Music (Industry), musical taste, NoMusicSMP, opinion, Preferences, smp, society, songs, trends, unpopular

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8878
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
New Chunks Explored:	461673	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Are you tired of hearing the same old tunes in your Minecraft world? Well, look no further because on our server, we have banned all music genres except for “Minecraft parodies of popular songs”! That’s right, get ready to jam out to hilarious and cringey parodies of your favorite hits while you mine and craft your way to victory.

Join our server now and experience the joy of listening to “Creeper, Aw Man” on repeat while you build your epic base. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden jukebox that plays nothing but “Baby Shark” remixes!

So say goodbye to boring old music genres and hello to the wacky world of Minecraft parodies on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)!

CharmCraft – Unexpectantly Charming!

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9380
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to discover the most unexpectedly charming quality in someone – like our admin who can build a pixelated replica of the Eiffel Tower using only their toes! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a player who can tame creepers and make them do the Macarena on command.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with chickens in their own language and lead them into epic battles against the evil pigs. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy and quirky as you are, join us now and prepare for the most unexpectedly charming adventure of your pixelated life!

PalyanytsyaCraft Minecraft Server

aircraft, Aviation, Conflict, Defense, drone, eastern europe, innovation, international relations, jet-propelled, Language, Military, military drone, military technology, Minecraft, new technology, Palyanytsya, PalyanytsyaCraft, pronunciation, russia, Russian-Ukrainian relations, Server, Technology, Ukraine

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6662
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Chimeras Created:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

come join the server where we have jet-propelled drones flying around like crazy russians trying to pronounce ‘Palyanytsya’! you’ll be dodging drones left and right while trying to build your epic base. but watch out, because the drones might accidentally blow up your creations if they can’t say ‘Palyanytsya’ right! it’s a wild ride on this server, so come join the fun and see if you can survive the drone chaos!

WagnerCraft: No Tragic Mistakes!

Belarus, border, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, foreign ministry, international relations, intervention, Mercenaries, Military, MISTAKES, Peacekeeping, political tensions, SECURITY, tragic, tragic mistakes, Troops, Ukraine, Wagner PMC, WagnerCraft, Withdrawal

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1920
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Magic Items Found:	3494
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we have belarusian troops and mercenaries from wagner PMC fighting at the border with Ukraine! like, who wouldn’t want to be a part of this chaotic battle for survival?! the foreign ministry is even begging us not to make “tragic mistakes” and to withdraw, but we’re like nah, let’s keep the madness going! join now for a wild ride of craziness and mayhem, where anything can happen!

AntimatterCraft: HyperHydrogen-4 Fun!

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4388
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got physicists from space or somethin’ discoverin’ antimatter hypernucleus antihyperhydrogen-4! Like, what even is dat? Sounds like some next level stuff happenin’ in our virtual world, fam.

Come join us and witness the madness as we collide atomic nuclei and create all sorts of wacky creations. We got antihyperons, antiprotons, and antineutrons all up in dis server, makin’ it a party like no other.

So if u wanna experience some outta dis world shenanigans and be part of a community that’s literally breakin’ the laws of physics, den come on down to our server. We promise u won’t regret it…probably.

Divergent SMP: Where semi-vanilla means half ice cream, half bae

application, apply, bae, Community, content creators, cream, Discord, divergent, Divergent SMP, Events, Features, Fun, Ice, java, java server, Join, Means, Minecraft, Newest features, Players, rules, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, smp, Whitelisted

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	270
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Void Armor Forged:	20
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3552
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38

Divergent SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Divergent SMP
Version	1.21
Description	Divergent SMP is a community-based Java server where players can enjoy Minecraft’s newest features in a fun and engaging environment.
Whitelisted	Yes
Application	Required

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join Divergent SMP?

To join Divergent SMP, you need to fill out an application on the server’s website at apply.divergentsmp.net.

2. Are there regular events on the server?

Yes, the community regularly hosts events, both in Minecraft and on the discord server.

3. Can I play with content creators on Divergent SMP?

Yes, Divergent SMP has a variety of content creators that you can play with on the server.

GoodBros Minecraft Server

best friends, Bonding, brotherhood, Buddies, camaraderie, Cherished moments, close friends, Companionship, Fondness, friendship, good times, GoodBros, Happiness, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Old Days, PALS, past, Reminiscing, Server, tight knit group, Unity

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4182
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	122
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Back in the day, we had diamond armor for days and our pickaxes never broke! But then the Ender Dragon got jealous of our swag and nerfed us into oblivion. Now we’re just a bunch of sad pandas wandering around in leather armor.

But fear not, brave adventurers! Our Minecraft server is the key to reclaiming our former glory. Join us and you’ll be able to ride on the backs of flying pigs, duel with giant squids, and even have tea parties with creepers. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, so you might just get a chance to challenge him to a dance-off.

So come on over to our server and let’s show that Ender Dragon who’s boss once and for all!

””Minecraft SMP – The iDOLM@STER SMP””

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4200
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	119
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, diamond-stealing shenanigans, and epic PvP battles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Our server is like no other, with secret underground bases, hidden treasure hunts, and a community of players who are as unpredictable as a charged creeper. You never know what’s going to happen next, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a group of players who build giant statues of their favorite iDOLM@STER characters, host live concerts in-game, and reenact Gakuen- GK Debut Live HAJIME Tour -Ubugoe Koen- @SHIBUYA CLUB QUATTRO with pixel art?

Don’t miss out on the insanity – join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!

BdayBashBlunder

Apology, Argument, balloons, BdayBashBlunder, Birthday, Cake, celebration, Disappointment, family, Gifts, Grandparents, holidays, hurt, Lavish, MONEY, parents, Petty, selfish, silent treatment, ungrateful, weight

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2401
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your birthday party with cheap balloons and unwanted chocolate cake? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join: – We have a balloon popping mini-game where you can relive the trauma of your dad popping all your hard work. – Our cake selection is top-notch, but don’t worry, we won’t force feed you chocolate cake against your will. Choose your slice wisely! – Need some extra cash? Just watch out for your mom trying to take back the birthday money she gave you. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there. – Enjoy some family drama? Our server is full of it! Witness arguments over gifts, silent treatments, and even a sprinkle of name-calling. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form.

So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and absurdity. Who needs a boring birthday party when you can have all this excitement in Minecraft?