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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 3500 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 27 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Join us and experience the insanity of blaming Jews for low birthrates in Minecraft! But wait, there’s more! Did you know that in our server, East Asian countries like China, Korea, and Japan have low birthrates too? And it’s all because the women are afraid of ruining their slim bodies and gaining weight quickly from giving birth. Who needs freedom when you can have a slim body, am I right?
So come on over and join our Minecraft SMP for a laugh riot like no other. Who needs logic when you have pure chaos?