we got potions that make u invincible and u can fly like a majestic unicorn across the skies
we got secret dungeons filled with treasure and monsters that will make u pee ur pants
u can build ur own castle and rule over ur kingdom like a boss
join now before ur life expectancy falls like a clumsy noob in lava, u won’t regret it!
Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through our virtual Toronto, where you can trade poutine recipes with friendly polar bears, challenge a hockey-loving moose to a game of PvP, or even take a ride on a flying beaver taxi!
But beware, the infamous Tim Hortons Gang is always causing trouble, so make sure to team up with other players to defend your igloo base and keep your maple syrup stash safe.
So why wait? Join our server and embark on a wild adventure through the wacky world of Toronto – where anything can happen, eh!
we also have a magical unicorn that poops out diamonds every hour on the hour. just follow the rainbow trail and you’ll find yourself a shiny new gem to add to your collection.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle? he’s not the best at flying yet, but he’s getting there. just hold on tight and watch out for the fireballs shooting out of his butt.
so come on over to our server and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in minecraft. who needs reality when you can have this kind of craziness?
come join us and survive longer than a diamond sword in a lava pit! women and marginalized social groups be thrivin’ in our server, kickin’ butt and takin’ names like a pro PvP player. don’t be a noob, join us now and let’s make Minecraft history together!