LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE GOT CHICKENS THAT CAN DANCE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY LIKE SUPERMAN. ALSO, OUR DIAMOND ORES ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE SO YOU CAN EAT THEM WHILE YOU MINE. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW EPIC DANCE PARTIES EVERY NIGHT. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURES IN MINECRAFT HISTORY!
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MapleCraft: Attack of the Ex-Envoy
so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz our democracy is, like, under attack…in Minecraft! ex-China envoy, like, totally warned us after some crazy report from NSICOP. but don’t worry, we got this! join us and help save Canada’s democracy, one block at a time! plus, we have, like, the best parties and the most epic build battles. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a hero in the virtual world!


