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  • RichVsPoorMC SMP

    RichVsPoorMC SMP
    OMG guys, have you heard about this new Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally insane! Like, the admins are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world or something. But don’t worry, they’re super chill and just want to build cool stuff with us.

    And get this, the whole server is divided into two factions: the Rich/Connected and the Poor/Unconnected. It’s like a battle of the classes, but with blocks and mobs and stuff. The Rich/Connected have all the diamonds and enchanted gear, while the Poor/Unconnected have to scavenge for scraps and build dirt huts.

    But wait, there’s more! The server events are like, next level crazy. One time, we had a giant chicken invasion and had to fight off an army of clucking monsters. And another time, we all got turned into llamas and had to race to the finish line. It was wild, man.

    So if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. It’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before, I swear. Plus, the community is super friendly and always down for a laugh. Come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together!

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  • BlockParty: Extremes vs Moderates

    BlockParty: Extremes vs Moderates
    LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got Democrats and Republicans fighting it out like it’s a dang civil war! We got extreme members doin’ backflips and moderates just chillin’ in the corner like “wut is even happening?”

    If you wanna see some real political drama unfold right before your eyes, dis is the place to be! Watch as extreme members build giant statues of their party leaders and moderates try to mediate like “guys, can’t we all just get along?”

    Plus, rumor has it that if you join dis server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a llama into battle against a giant zombie horde. Yeehaw, it’s gonna be a wild ride, y’all! So come on over and join the funniest political showdown in Minecraft history!

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  • CraftyTrump’sGOPCritique

    CraftyTrump’sGOPCritique
    Imagine a world where Donald Trump is a Democrat… oh wait, you don’t have to imagine because on our Minecraft server, anything is possible! Join us and witness the chaos as Trump builds walls to keep out the creepers and tries to negotiate trade deals with the villagers. Will he still have his signature combover? Will he tweet in ALL CAPS about his latest mining adventures? Only one way to find out – join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs politics when you have Minecraft?

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  • CuriousCraftMC

    CuriousCraftMC
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us if you’re a naturally curious and inquisitive player who loves to stir up trouble with your friends. We promise to provide you with endless conversations about the most bizarre and interesting things, just like the time Cards Against Humanity offered to pay people to publicly apologize for not voting in the last US election. And guess what? We’ll even help you come up with a plan to vote Democrat in the next election, no proof required!

    But beware, if you dare to question the ethics or legality of our shenanigans, you might just end up in a heated debate with your friends. Trust us, it’s all part of the fun!

    So come on, join our server and get ready for a rollercoaster of absurdity, where the only rule is to never take anything too seriously. Who knew Minecraft could be this wacky?

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  • TrumpCraft2020

    TrumpCraft2020
    Imagine a Minecraft server where Trump is actually a candidate for president…of the server! That’s right, he’s running for mayor of our virtual world and promising to build a giant wall around the spawn point to keep out any griefers or creepers. Join now to see if he can actually make Minecraft great again!

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  • CraftyVance’s Minecraft Server

    CraftyVance’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old politics and want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then join our Minecraft server, where JD Vance is not only the Vice President, but also the King of the Nether realm!

    Picture this: JD Vance riding into battle on a giant pig, wielding a diamond sword and leading his army of zombie villagers against the evil forces of Herobrine. Will you join his ranks and fight for justice, or will you build your own secret base and plot to overthrow him? The choice is yours on our crazy Minecraft server!

    So come on down and join the madness, where the only thing more unpredictable than the lava pits is JD Vance’s next move. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become his trusted advisor and help him rule the land with an iron fist (or a diamond pickaxe, whichever is more intimidating). See you in the game!

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