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Zelenskyy’s Revenge: Unity Rising!
so like, u know how trump is all like trying to diss zelenskyy and stuff? well, that’s like totally backfired cuz now all the ukrainians are like super united and stuff. it’s like they all banded together to show trump who’s boss. it’s like a big ol’ party over there in ukraine now. and u know what else is a party? our minecraft server! come join us and be part of the epic unity like the ukrainians. build crazy stuff, battle mobs, and show off your mad skills. who needs trump when u have us? come on, join the fun! -
ElectionCraft2021
Are you tired of politics and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server!We have a thriving community of players who have all agreed to settle their political differences through epic build battles and intense PvP matches. No more arguing over election results, just pure, unadulterated fun!
Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of playing Minecraft on a person’s decision-making skills. Who knows, maybe your block-placing prowess will lead to you becoming the next president of Germany!
So why wait? Join our server now and let’s build a world where the only vote that matters is the one for who has the best diamond armor!
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Zelenskyy4NATO – Resign for Membership!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Zelenskyy offering his resignation in exchange for NATO membership! Will he survive the treacherous world of Minecraft politics? Join now to find out and maybe even become the next president of our blocky world! Who needs diamonds when you have power and intrigue? Join us today for a wild ride unlike any other Minecraft server out there! -
CraftyConservativeWinners
so, liek, u know how germany is all serious and stuff? well, not on this minecraft server, bro! we got all da conservatives winning elections left and right, but don’t worry, they’re chill af. we got exit polls showin’ all the craziness happenin’ in this server, u gotta join to see it all go down! come build with us and maybe even become the next chancellor of germany, who knows?! just make sure u bring ur sense of humor and ur love for all things wacky and wild. join now and let’s make germany great again…in minecraft, of course! -
CraftyConservativeWinners
so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the players are all politicians from germany, right? but, like, instead of, like, doing boring political stuff, they have to, like, battle it out in epic pvp matches to win the election!you can, like, choose your favorite politician skin and, like, show off your pvp skills to, like, become the ultimate chancellor of germany!
plus, there are, like, secret underground bunkers filled with treasure and, like, hidden alliances you can make to, like, take down your opponents.
join now and, like, experience the thrill of political warfare in a whole new way! it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro!
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MerzCraft Minecraft Server
lol u know what else is winning? our minecraft server! like, u gotta join cuz we got merz’s conservatives running the show and they are like, so pro at building stuff! they built a whole castle out of diamonds and emeralds, can u believe it? also, rumor has it that if u join, u get a special power-up that lets u fly like a bird. no joke, u can soar through the skies and look down on all the peasants below. plus, our server is so lit that even the exit polls are saying it’s the best one out there. so like, why wouldn’t u join? come on, get in on the fun and let’s build some epic stuff together! -
CraftyCDU29
come join this epic minecraft server, where the CDU/CSU party leads with 29% of the votes! we have insane builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality. our players are like politicians, always scheming and plotting to take over the server. join now and be part of the craziest election ever in minecraft history! who will win? who will lose? join to find out and be part of the chaos! -
PresidentialChaos Minecraft SMP
Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP I found. So like, the server owner is this ex-Navy Seal who got kicked out for sneezing too loud during a mission. He runs the server like a dictator, but in a fun way, ya know? He makes us all wear pink armor and only speak in pig Latin. It’s wild, man.But get this, if you don’t follow his orders, he sends in a squad of killer bunnies to take you out. And these bunnies are no joke, they’ve got laser eyes and can summon tornadoes. It’s like a fluffy apocalypse, bro.
And if you manage to survive the bunnies, there’s this secret underground base where the president of the server lives. He’s a llama with a top hat and monocle, and he’s always coming up with these wacky schemes to take over the world. It’s like a mix of James Bond and Dr. Seuss, man.
So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s totally bonkers and full of surprises, you gotta join this server. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they mean business.

