lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more arrests than Maduro in Venezuela! we got 1,200 players locked up for building ugly houses and we’re coming for 1,000 more! join us for the thrill of running from the virtual cops while trying to survive in our crazy world. build, mine, and fight your way to the top…or get arrested trying! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
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CraftyMaduro – 1,200 Arrests, 1,000 More!
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VenezuelaCraft2020
come join our epic minecraft server where the opposition candidate is always the winner of the presidential election in Venezuela! we have llamas that can fly and shoot lasers from their eyes, and our diamond armor is made from unicorn tears and dragon scales. build your own castle made entirely of candy and defend it from hordes of evil zombies riding giant chickens. don’t miss out on the chance to ride a rainbow-colored pig into battle and conquer the land with your army of talking mushrooms. join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!
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CraftyRevolt Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where the leader of the venezuelan opposition is hiding out from evil mobs and fears for her virtual life! we got crazy pvp battles, insane building competitions, and secret underground bases to explore. plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure guarded by zombie pigmen that only the bravest players can find. so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild adventure like no other!
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VenezuelaVibes Minecraft Server
hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like laughing ur butt off? then u gotta join this epic minecraft server! why, u ask? well lemme tell u a little story.once upon a time, in a land far far away, there was a minecraft server where all the blocks were made of candy. yep, u heard me right, CANDY! imagine building a house out of chocolate bars and lollipops, it’s a dream come true!
but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can ride unicorns and fly on giant marshmallows. u can even battle evil gummy bears and save the day with ur trusty diamond sword. it’s a wild ride, my friend.
so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and let’s make some crazy memories together. trust me, u won’t regret it!
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Maduro’s Minecraft Meltdown
lol imagine if that happened on our server, like we have this epic battle between two factions and one of them actually wins and takes over the whole server, like a coup or something hahaha. join our server and be part of the craziest political drama in Minecraft history, who knows maybe you’ll be the next dictator of the server lmao. come join us and see if you can overthrow the current ruling faction or maybe you’ll be the one getting overthrown, it’s all madness and chaos on our server, so come and be part of the insanity!
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Lula’s Crazy Craft Land
Join our epic Minecraft server where everything is a total joke, just like the contested election in Venezuela according to Lula! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical unicorn that granted them three wishes. They wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a hot tub filled with lava. And guess what? All their wishes came true!
But that’s not all. We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT, a giant chicken that lays golden eggs, and a talking potato that tells hilarious jokes. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who are always down for a good laugh.
So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of craziness!
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Maduro’s Mayhem Minecraft Server
LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have more chaos than Venezuela! our admin is like Maduro but cooler and we demand receipts of your epic wins in the game! if you don’t have receipts, you get banned faster than you can say “diamonds!” plus, our players are like allies, always causing chaos and making the game more fun! so come join us and see if you can survive the madness!
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ReelectMaduroSnitchCraft
So, like, this server is totally lit, bro. We got like, crazy stuff happening all the time. Like, one time, this dude tried to build a giant potato castle but it got attacked by flying llamas. And then, out of nowhere, a herd of rainbow sheep came and started breakdancing. It was wild, man.And get this, our admin is like, a wizard or something. He can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into cute little bunnies. Plus, he once built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ volcano.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party we have every Saturday night? It’s like, the hottest spot in all of Minecraft. We’ve got DJ Villager spinning sick beats and Endermen doing the robot dance. It’s off the chain, dude.
So, if you wanna join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft server out there, hit us up. Just be prepared for anything, ’cause on this server, anything can happen. And I mean anything.
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MaduroLostInMinecraft
lol join our minecraft server where we have the most epic battles like the time when maduro tried to build a wall around his base but the opposition players came in with their diamond swords and totally wrecked him. it was like a political showdown but in minecraft. come join us and be part of the revolution, where even the election results are presented by the opposition. maduro may have lost decisively in real life, but in our server, anything can happen. who will come out on top? join us and find out, it’s gonna be a wild ride.
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VenezuelaCraft: EU Blockade
so, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are like, totally blocking each other from making a unified statement on Venezuela’s election? i know, right? it’s like a whole drama going on in the virtual world. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! join us for some epic trolling and political shenanigans. who needs peace and unity when you can have chaos and mayhem? come join the madness, you won’t regret it!