Democracy Minecraft Servers

Democracy

  • No, Minecraft SMP – you aren’t seriously going to vote for this orange retard…

    No, Minecraft SMP – you aren’t seriously going to vote for this orange retard…

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real party is at! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a chance to overthrow the evil dictator ruling over the land (spoiler alert: it’s a chicken wearing a top hat).

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and become the richest player in all the land? Or will you be too busy getting pranked by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you. And remember, voting for the orange retard is so last season – join us and vote for the chicken in a top hat instead!

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life, where we have flipped Pennsylvania upside down and the Democrats are planning on “fortifying” it like never before. Who knew politics could be so wild in the world of Minecraft?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops diamonds. Yes, you heard that right, diamonds!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of all the political drama and negativity in the real world? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only political debate is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first.

    Our server is a safe haven from all the left vs. right arguments, because here, the only thing we’re fighting for is the last diamond in the mine. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll find a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all the real-world drama behind. Who needs politics when you can be building a giant statue of a creeper instead?

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  • Chunky Monkey Minecraft SMP

    Chunky Monkey Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring, vanilla Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! Yes, you heard that right. Imagine the chaos and hilarity that ensued as this player went around setting everything on fire with their fiery farts.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw epic parties every night. And rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they will grant you three wishes. Who wouldn’t want to be besties with dancing llamas?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, don’t vote for the fat fuck, vote for the fun!

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  • Country Politics Minecraft SMP

    Country Politics Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the boring old politics in your country? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only politics you’ll find are deciding who gets the last diamond in the chest. No more debates, just pure blocky fun!

    Our server is home to the most epic battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: a group of players riding on pigs armed with carrots, charging into battle against a horde of evil skeletons. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own civilization. They have their own laws, their own currency (emeralds, of course), and even their own version of reality TV. You won’t believe the drama that goes down in Villager Village.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who needs real-world politics when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

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  • Blocky Politics Minecraft Server

    Blocky Politics Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in a world where you don’t know any Trump supporters? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a whole community of them! Join us and experience the thrill of building walls, making deals, and tweeting up a storm in our virtual world. Who knows, you might even get a chance to build a golden tower in honor of your favorite president! So come on, join us and make Minecraft great again!

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  • Choose Wisely Minecraft Server

    Choose Wisely Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because on our server, we are on a mission to stamp out Evil at its roots! Join us as we embark on epic quests to defeat evil mobs, rescue villagers, and protect our precious blocky world from destruction.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join our server and you just might stumble upon this rare and valuable creature.

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our server’s most fearsome boss – the Crazed Creeper King. Legend has it that whoever defeats him will be rewarded with a never-ending supply of enchanted golden apples.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a hero in the fight against Evil!

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  • Future Minecraft SMP

    Future Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers that follow the same old Western values and culture? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we throw all that out the window and embrace the chaos!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a dancing creeper. Yes, you read that right. Our llamas are trained in the art of synchronized dancing and our creepers have some killer moves.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely out of potatoes and insists on being addressed as “Your Spudliness.” Rumor has it that he once defeated an army of evil chickens with nothing but a baked potato.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as it gets, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor. And maybe a spare potato or two, just in case.

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  • Vote Trump Minecraft Server

    Vote Trump Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon on a hot summer day! Join us and witness the latest episode of our kabuki theater soap opera unfold before your very eyes.

    RFK and Trump are going at it like two rival villagers fighting over the last block of diamond ore. RFK is calling Trump a terrible President, claiming he hired the swamp instead of draining it, and even going as far as calling him a threat to democracy. But Trump isn’t backing down, calling RFK the dumbest Kennedy and a radical leftist.

    But fear not, dear players, for all of this drama is quickly forgotten by our peanut gallery of players with memories shorter than a goldfish. So come join us on our server and witness the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become a character in our wild and wacky Minecraft soap opera!

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  • Election Day Minecraft Server

    Election Day Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle in Minecraft, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of rogue chickens start a revolution and overthrow your rule as the supreme leader of the server. But fear not, because on our server, anything is possible – even if it means losing the presidency to a bunch of rebellious farm animals! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, where the only thing you can expect is the unexpected. Who knows, you might just become the next chicken overlord!

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