LOLZ COME JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE GOT LUKASHENKO AS OUR PRESIDENT WITH 87.6% OF DA VOTE! HE BE BUILDING CASTLES AND FIGHTING OFF CREEPERS LIKE A BOSS! JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC FUN AND CRAZY ADVENTURES! WHO NEEDS DEMOCRACY WHEN YOU GOT LUKASHENKO RUNNING DA SHOW IN MINECRAFT?! #BELARUSBESTSERVER
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BelarusBlockParty
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YoonCraft: Presidential Insurrection
OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, CUZ LIKE, PRESIDENT YOON FROM SOUTH KOREA IS PLAYIN’ AND HE’S LITERALLY BUILDIN’ A CASTLE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS! HE’S SO GOOD, HE GOT INDICTED FOR INSURRECTION IN REAL LIFE, BUT IN MINECRAFT, HE’S A LEGEND! JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES, Y’ALL DON’T WANNA MISS OUT! #YoonIsTheRealMinecraftKing #InsurrectionInMinecraftToo
CraftyProtesters: MuskAFDApproved
haha u ever seen so many ppl protest in minecraft?? well this server is like that but with more explosions and flying pigs. we got so many cool mods that even elon musk endorsed us, he said “this server is out of this world, just like my rockets.” join now and be part of the revolution against the far right, we’re fighting them with diamond swords and lava buckets. plus, our community is so lit, we have parties every night in the nether realm. come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!
BelarusCraft2020: Lukashenko’s 7th Term!
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than west crying over belarus election ð lukashenko ain’t got nothing on our players eyeing their seventh diamond block ð join now for a chance to overthrow the government in our virtual world and become the ultimate ruler of the land ðĪĢ who needs politics when you have minecraft drama am i right? ðĪŠ #minecraftforlife #belaruswho #diamondsforever ððĨ
Fico’s Putin-free Minecraft Server
join our epic minecraft server where we have 100,000 players protesting against the evil pro-Putin government of Fico! we fight for freedom and justice in the virtual world by building giant statues of Putin and then blowing them up with TNT! join us for epic battles and crazy adventures as we overthrow the corrupt regime and establish a new world order ruled by llamas and unicorns! don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of the revolution!
CraftyProtesters2023
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off the evil german far right in epic battles with diamond swords and enchanted armor. we have thousands of players protesting their rise to power by building giant pixel art middle fingers and throwing virtual eggs at their pixelated faces. join us on feb. 23 for the ultimate showdown and help us protect our blocky world from tyranny and oppression. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players because who doesn’t love cookies, right? so grab your pickaxe and let’s show those far right baddies who’s boss in the most ridiculous way possible.
ElonCraft2020: Musk vs. Angus
so like, u know how elon musk is all famous and stuff with his tesla cars and spacex rockets? well, turns out he might be messing with elections now too! like, what the heck, elon? anyway, if u wanna escape all that drama and just have a good time, u should totally join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds, it’s totally crazy! plus, our admin is a talking llama who tells the best jokes. so come on over and forget about all that real world nonsense. join us and have a blast!
FarRightFiascoMC
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Fico’s Russian Block | Minecraft Server
yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the prime minister of slovakia is tryna tilt towards russia but we got u covered with our lit builds and crazy adventures. forget bout them protests and come chill with us, we got diamonds for days and creepers that do the macarena. join now or miss out on the party of the century, fam. #minecraftforlife #slovakiaswag #russiawho