join this server and u can be the king or queen of ur own kingdom. u can have ur own army of chickens and pigs and stuff. u can make ur subjects build u a giant statue of urself made out of diamonds. it’s gonna be so lit, u won’t even believe it.
plus, there’s this secret underground society on the server where they worship a giant potato. u can join them and sacrifice carrots to the potato god. it’s like, the most insane thing ever, u gotta see it to believe it.
so, like, come join this server and be the ruler of ur own world. it’s gonna be so much fun, u won’t even remember what real life is like. trust me, u won’t regret it.
But the best part? We got this thing called the Love Shack. It’s where all the players go to find their Minecraft soulmates. You could be mining for diamonds one minute and then bam, you’re falling in love with someone over a virtual campfire. It’s like The Bachelor, but with pixelated blocks.
So, like, do you believe love can exist without physical attraction? Of course it can, man! In this server, you can fall in love with someone’s pixelated skin and never even see their real face. It’s all about that virtual connection, bro. Join us and find your Minecraft boo today!
Join us and experience a world where creepers ride pigs, skeletons wear top hats, and zombies break out into dance numbers when the sun goes down. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has a secret talent for juggling!
But that’s not all – our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From building giant statues of llamas to staging epic pig races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave sanity at the door – because on our server, the crazier, the better!
join our server and you’ll be part of all the wild adventures and unexpected twists that happen every day. like, who knows what’s gonna happen next? maybe a herd of llamas will take over spawn, or maybe a giant chicken will start a dance party in the village square.
you gotta join now and be part of the madness, cuz this server is where it’s at, man. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have free cake every Tuesday. like, who doesn’t love free cake, right? so come on, join now and let the insanity begin!
Brand new survival server released 26/12/2024 Just starting season 1!
Discord: https://discord.gg/qv8hAqBvk4
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This is a brand new SMP that just released and focuses highly on quests, a custom world with NPC’s to interact with to gain quests with generous rewards, a mostly player ran community, most things such as Diamonds can be sold (at a lowish price) but not bought, encouraging the creation of player shops, items like Elytras however can be bought for an extremely high price but not sold, once again encouraging player to player sales.
This server features mcMMO, and a wide range of custom item from halos for your cosmetic purposes to swords and gear for your PvE or PvP needs!
You can come here and build your own community, hang out or do your own thing, the choice is yours!
| Question | Answer |
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| Can I join the server? | Yes, anyone can join the server! |
| Are there quests on the server? | Yes, there are quests with NPC interaction for players to complete. |
| Can players create their own shops? | Yes, players are encouraged to create their own shops for selling items. |
| Is PvP allowed on the server? | Yes, players can engage in PvP for their PvE or PvP needs. |
| Are there any custom items on the server? | Yes, the server features a wide range of custom items for players to use. |
We got dragons that breathe fire and turn everything into gold. I know, right? It’s like a freaking fairy tale on steroids.
And get this, there’s a secret underground city filled with talking mushrooms. Yeah, you heard me right, talking mushrooms, bro. They give you quests and stuff, it’s wild.
Oh, and did I mention the disco party every Friday night? Yeah, we got a whole club in Minecraft, complete with DJs and pixelated disco balls. It’s lit, fam.
So, what are you waiting for? Join this server and let your mind be blown, bro. It’s like reality, but on crack.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the pigskin gore in our world is actually magical and can give you special powers if you collect enough of it. Who knows, maybe you’ll be able to fly or shoot fireballs out of your hands!
So come on, join us and let’s get gory together in the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!
But wait, there’s more. We have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. And every full moon, we all gather around a giant campfire and tell ghost stories about Herobrine. It’s so spooky, you’ll need to bring extra pants just in case you pee yourself.
So, if you want to experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP server of all time, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and maybe lose a few brain cells along the way. But hey, who needs those anyway? Join now and let the chaos begin!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of evil llamas start attacking you with their laser eyes! Or how about riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? The possibilities are endless on our server.
So if you’re ready to break free from the chains of the corporate world and embark on a wild and hilarious journey, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs a paycheck when you can have this much fun?