so, like, have u heard about this server? it’s like, totally epic and stuff. like, the global democracy score is like, so low, but on this server, u can be the ruler of ur own land. u can make all the rules and stuff. it’s like, ur own little dictatorship, but in a fun way, u know?
join this server and u can be the king or queen of ur own kingdom. u can have ur own army of chickens and pigs and stuff. u can make ur subjects build u a giant statue of urself made out of diamonds. it’s gonna be so lit, u won’t even believe it.
plus, there’s this secret underground society on the server where they worship a giant potato. u can join them and sacrifice carrots to the potato god. it’s like, the most insane thing ever, u gotta see it to believe it.
so, like, come join this server and be the ruler of ur own world. it’s gonna be so much fun, u won’t even remember what real life is like. trust me, u won’t regret it.
