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| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 7448 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Animals Bred: | 94 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the base was actually a trap set by a mischievous player who lured them in with promises of riches, only to trap them in a maze of lava and TNT. It was a wild ride, let me tell you!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP tournament where players battle it out on a floating island surrounded by sharks with laser beams attached to their heads. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy, because why not?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
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