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LunchCraft: AITA?

aita, art lover, birthday gift, demeaning, Disappointed, Explanation, financial issues, glamorous gift, Helpful, Listen, LUNCHBOX, LunchCraft, making lunch for work, other things wanted, pissed off, rant, remember, rude comments, studio apartment, teeth bothering, unique mug, Upset

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6081
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Crops Grown:	4695
Love Letters Sent:	3	New Chunks Explored:	673311
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Towns Built:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value thoughtful gift-giving and dental hygiene above all else! Join us for a chance to win a virtual lunchbox and experience the thrill of packing your own pixelated lunch. Our community is filled with art enthusiasts and mug collectors, so you’ll fit right in if you appreciate the finer things in blocky life.

But beware, our players take their lunch breaks very seriously. Forget to bring your lunchbox to work in-game, and you might just face the wrath of your fellow gamers. Don’t be like the boyfriend in this story who missed out on a delicious virtual meal because of dental issues – keep those teeth clean and your lunchbox handy!

So come join us on our server, where the drama is as spicy as a creeper explosion and the friendships are as strong as diamond armor. Don’t be the one left hungry and gift-less – join now for a chance to win big and show off your virtual lunchbox collection!

EuroExplorerDropouts

Adventure, Amerigo Vespucci, Christopher Columbus, Colonization, Curiosity, discovery, EuroExplorerDropouts, Europe, European explorers, Exploration, Explorers, Ferdinand Magellan, Historical figures, History, Marco Polo, new world, old world, return journeys, travel, Vasco da Gama, Wonder

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6232
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6194
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Star Shards Collected:	197	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

haha come join dis epic minecraft server where we explore da world like dem explorers but without da scurvy! we got treasure hunts, pirate ships, and even a secret underwater city where u can find Atlantis!

we also have a petting zoo with creepers, endermen, and even a dragon that farts rainbows! join now and be part of da craziest adventure of your life! who needs Europe when u can have dis much fun in Minecraft land!

Canopy: Where Vanilla is Semi, Whitelist is for Lifesavers, and Events are Weekly! Join us, 16+!

campground, CANOPY, collaboration, Community Focused, Datapacks, Discord, dynamic map, Dynmap, Events, Farms, hats, Hermitcraft-like, Ip:, Join, Lifesavers, Moderation, Plugins, Semi, Semi Vanilla, shopping mall, soft border, Spigot, Tpa, Uhc, Vanilla, WEEKLY, Whitelist

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2990
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

New Map Release Date	7/13
Server Type	Hermitcraft-like
Average Player Age	Early to mid-20’s
Server Features	Collaboration, Community-focused, Fun Events
Server Settings	Hard Mode Survival, Version 1.21, Vanilla

FAQ:

Q: Can I use TPA on the server?

A: No, we have a semi-vanilla server and have deliberately not added TPA or other plugins that alter vanilla mechanics.

Q: How often does the server reset the map?

A: We just reset the map on July 13th and will only reset when the community calls for it.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: We have a few rules in place to maintain a friendly and respectful environment. You can find the full list of rules on our Discord server.

Q: What type of events do you host on the server?

A: We host various events ranging from UHC to brand-new games each week, providing players with exciting and fun activities to participate in.

Q: Can I explore beyond the server’s border?

A: Yes, we have a soft border allowing players to explore freely, but keep in mind that everything beyond the 8K soft border may be deleted for future content.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join us on the server using the IP “canopymc.net” or connect with us on Discord for more information and to meet the community.

Hentai Haven Minecraft Server

awkward, BETRAYAL, big sister, discovery, EMBARRASSING, family, Folder, Forbidden, Haven, hentai, inappropriate, Minecraft, privacy, relationships, scandalous, Secrets, Server, shame, shock, Siblings, Surprise, taboo, Trust

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3802
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1460	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the wrath of big Sister who stumbled upon your secret hentai folder! Trust us, you don’t want to face her judgment. But on our server, you can build whatever your heart desires without fear of being caught in compromising situations. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious memes and insane builds that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come join us and leave your hentai folder worries behind!

CraftyFeels Minecraft Server

contemplation, CraftyFeels, emotions, feelings, introspection, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, Psychology, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-evaluation, Self-examination, Self-expression, self-perception, self-understanding, Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9904
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	51	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Buildings Constructed:	38	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks! Join us for the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life!

Reasons to join our server: – Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to hang out here! – Our admins are like Minecraft gods, granting wishes and building epic structures with just a snap of their fingers (or mouse clicks). – We have a secret underground base where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. – Our server is so popular, even creepers line up to get in (but don’t worry, they’re on their best behavior). – We have a special potion that turns players into flying pigs for a limited time – trust us, it’s a sight to behold!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life!

ExFiancésFuneralRave

anger, BETRAYAL, Carnival, Communication, comparison, custody, ex-fiancé, ExFiancésFuneralRave, family, Funeral, Grief, Honesty, Lies, loyalty, mourning, parenting, relationship, stepchildren, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6201
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the drama of real life relationships? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s love life.

We promise that our server will never lie to you about spending all your resources at the carnival, and we definitely won’t blame you for attending your ex’s funeral. Plus, we have a special grief support group for players who have dealt with brain aneurysms (virtual ones, of course).

So come join us for a server experience that’s as chaotic and unpredictable as a soap opera. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your virtual soulmate among the pixelated blocks.

Mine4Love

adventurous, bold, crazy, Daring, DATING, DESPERATE, EXTREME, get laid, hookup, INTENSE, Lust, Mine4Love, one night stand, Passion, relationships, Risky, seduction, Thrill, Unconventional, unforgettable, Wild

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6498
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, getting laid is the ultimate goal!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll have to battle hordes of horny zombies, seduce sexy villagers, and even face off against a dragon who’s looking for a Minecraft date.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft game to the next level and get laid like never before, join us today! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate in the process.

WeaponCraft Minecraft Server

arms manufacturer, Assassination, CEO, Conflict, cooperation, Diplomacy, Espionage, foiled plot, germany, Government, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, military intervention, Minecraft, political tensions, Russian plot, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, US, weaponcraft, weapons

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4961
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Love Letters Sent:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like, the most epic place to be, man. why, you ask? well, lemme tell ya a little story.

so, like, one time, the US and Germany were all, “hey, Russia, you can’t be tryin’ to assassinate the CEO of this arms manufacturer who’s sending weapons to Ukraine, that’s not cool, bro.” and Russia was all, “nah, man, we gotta do what we gotta do.” but then, BAM, they got foiled!

and you know why? because they were too busy trying to take down this epic minecraft server, that’s why! they were like, “man, we gotta stop these players from having so much fun and building all these crazy things.” but little did they know, this server was too powerful, man.

so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s so epic, even world powers can’t take it down, then you gotta join this one, man. trust me, you won’t regret it. come build some insane stuff, have some laughs, and maybe even foil a plot or two. who knows, anything can happen on this server!

NATOcraft: No Time for Ukraine

Alliance, chief diplomat, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, integration, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, nato, NATOcraft, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, security council, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic partnership, Time, Ukraine

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	776
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mines Excavated:	2075	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

hey u! ya u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even da chief diplomat of ukraine can’t wait another 75 years to join! yea u heard me right, even dem fancy diplomats wanna be part of dis madness! we got crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we keep all da rare loot! so what u waitin for? come join da fun and be part of da craziest minecraft server around!

SoulCraft: Where Stupidity is Forever

Bodies, Consciousness, death, enlightenment, ETERNAL, Existence, forever.., ignorance, Karma, Life after death., Metaphysical, philosophy, Reincarnation, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Soulcraft, Souls, spirituality, stupidity, Transcendence, wisdom

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3643
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dimension Hops:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

join this server if you want to escape the eternal curse of stupidity! our server is like a magical portal that transports you to a world where intelligence reigns supreme and dumbness is banished to the depths of the nether!

imagine a place where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up! our server is like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild!

we have epic quests that will challenge your mind and test your skills, from building towering castles to slaying dragons with nothing but a wooden sword! and if you ever get lost, don’t worry – our friendly community is always there to lend a hand and show you the way.

so come join us on this epic adventure and leave your stupid self behind! who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock the secret to eternal wisdom and become the smartest player in the universe!

ParaLingualCraft

assistive technology, bilingual communication, brain implant, brain stimulation, Brain Surgery, brain-computer interface, cognitive enhancement, communication device, language recovery, language rehabilitation, language restoration, medical breakthrough, medical technology, neural engineering, neuroprosthetics, neuroscience, neurotechnology, ParaLingualCraft, paralyzed man, speech therapy, spinal cord injury

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2559
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	28	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? this server is like a magical place where u can talk to ppl from all over the world even if u only speak one language. it’s like, u put this brain implant in and suddenly u can understand everyone, it’s like u become a super smart genius or something.

but get this, the brain implant doesn’t just help u communicate, it also gives u superpowers in the game. like, u can fly around and shoot fireballs from ur hands and stuff. it’s like being a superhero in real life, but in minecraft.

and here’s the kicker, every time u log on to the server, u get a new random superpower. so one day u might be able to turn invisible, and the next day u can control time or something. it’s like a surprise every time u play.

so come join us on this server, where u can be a bilingual superhero with a brain implant and have the time of ur life. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.