demeaned Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PunchCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, bipartisanship, brawl, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Democracy, democrats, Division, Fist Fight, Government, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, Minecraft, partisan brawl, partisanship, physical altercation, political parties, political showdown, Politics, PunchCraft, republicans, Server, Unity

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/600	Votes:	6016
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	791	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dimension Hops:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Towns Built:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of political debates and arguments? Join our Minecraft server and watch as all the Democrats and Republicans duke it out in an epic fist fight with no weapons! Will Nancy Pelosi knock out Mitch McConnell with a swift uppercut? Will Ted Cruz unleash his secret karate skills on Joe Biden? Join now to witness the ultimate showdown and place your bets on who will come out victorious! Who needs a debate when you can have a brawl in Minecraft? Join us for the chaos and mayhem!

CraftyChronicles

Astonishing, Bizarre History, CraftyChronicles, Events, hard to believe., historical events, incredulous, mind-boggling, recorded history, Shocking History, Strange History, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable events, unbelievable facts, unbelievable happenings, unbelievable incidents, unbelievable moments, unbelievable occurrences, unbelievable occurrences in history, unbelievable stories

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/500	Votes:	1713
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mines Excavated:	2818
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1416
Magical Moments Shared:	24	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Are you tired of boring old history books? Well, come join our Minecraft server where history comes to life in the most outrageous ways possible! Witness the epic battle between dinosaurs and aliens that totally happened (we swear)! Explore ancient civilizations that had flying cars and robot butlers! And don’t even get us started on the time travelers who accidentally started the Great Fire of London while trying to cook marshmallows with a flamethrower. Join us for a history lesson like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

Brazil420Craft Server

Brazil, Brazil420Craft, Cannabis, criminal justice, decriminalize, drug abuse, drug enforcement, drug laws, drug legalization, drug policy, drug policy reform, drug possession, drug trafficking, drug use, largest nation, Latin America, law reform, legalization, Marijuana, public health, Server, south america

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2721
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Gods Slained:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got BRAZILIAN vibes all day every day cuz we just decriminalized MARIJUANA up in here! that’s right, we got the dankest buds and the sickest builds, you won’t even know if you’re in the game or real life!

we got crazy parties every night with DJ parrots spinning the hottest tracks, and don’t even get me started on our pet jaguars roaming around like they own the place.

join us for a wild ride through the jungle of fun and adventure, where the only rule is to have a good time and blaze it up! come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get high on life and minecraft together! 🌿🔥🎮

HomelessCraft: No Sleep Allowed

Allowed, Bans, Cities, civil rights, constitutional law, enforcement, homeless people, HomelessCraft, homelessness, homelessness crisis, judicial decision, Legal, policy, POVERTY, public spaces, Ruling, Shelters, Sleep, sleeping outside, Social Issues, SUPREME COURT, Urban, Urban planning

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/200	Votes:	8360
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

so, like, our server is like the ultimate place to be, man. like, the supreme court of minecraft servers, ya know? we got this crazy rule where homeless people can’t sleep outside, like what even is that? but hey, it’s all good cuz we got the sickest builds and the most epic adventures waiting for you. come join us and be part of the madness, yo!

Albion Survival

Albion Survival, Battles, Builder, camaraderie, Challenges, Community, gameplay, KitPvP, MCMMO, mettle, Minecraft, PvP, Raiding, Server, Skills, Survival, test, uk, warrior

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/300	Votes:	8213
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	440484
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Divine Spears Created:	24
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8477
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Potions Brewed:	43

Welcome to Albion Survival, a thrilling small-scale PvP Minecraft server set in the heart of the UK! Experience intense battles, strategic gameplay, and a vibrant community as you fight for survival. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a crafty builder, Albion Survival offers a unique blend of challenges and camaraderie. Join us now and prove your mettle in the ultimate test of survival skills!

86.151.117.142

Server 26: Smol Boomer SMP – Come for the grief protection, stay for the boomer chat in Discord! 😂

Adminshops, boomer, Chat, Discord, Donation perks, Grief, Grief Prevention, hermitcraft, Land claiming, MCMMO, Minecraft, player item shops, Player Trading, Protection, Public, Public farms, Ranks, Server, Sethome, sleep voting, SMOL, smp, stay, Survival, Tpa, Trading, Vanilla, Warps

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/600	Votes:	3346
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Overview

We are a longstanding SMP with currently over a dozen active players and we are looking for more! A few players have been there since the early days, others since last year, and a few joined only recently.

The main guideline is to leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible. The only 3 plugins that interfere with this are:

– GriefPrevention

– Sleep voting plugin

– Player item shops for trading

Two ranks “new” and “player”, no benefits

No warps, no /tpa, no /sethome

No Mojang chat reports

No McMMO or alike, no donation perks

The world will never reset

Land claiming

Player trading via signs (no adminshops)

20% of players need to sleep to skip the night

All made in survival, including spawn area, etc

Lots of public farms

FAQ

Do I need to be 18+ to join?
Yes, this server is for players who are 18 years or older.
Are there any donations or perks for real money?
No, there are no donation perks or benefits that can be bought for real money on this server.
Can I use warps or set home locations?
No, warps and /sethome are not available on this server.
Is the map regularly reset?
No, the map will never reset on this server.
How can I protect my land?
You can use the GriefPrevention plugin to protect your land with a golden shovel and allow certain players to build or access chests on your claim.
Is there a community on the server?
Yes, there is a close-knit community with events from time to time and players are always available to help each other.
What kind of gameplay can I expect?
This server is designed to feel like a vanilla experience with no added frills or perks. Players can focus on long-term projects and megabases are welcome.

CraftyVAllure – Minecraft Server

#youtube, adult audio, adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, CraftyVAllure, Discord, Dorky Yandere, fan servers, fansly, Feral Polar Bear, Fertility Goddess, Friends, Hex Maniac, Hypnotic Cuttlefish, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, lewd audios, Mercy Modiste, Minecraft, notification only, Patreon, relationships, relationships with me., Schedule, Server, Shibi Cottonbum, Small Corpos, STREAMS, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VOD Archive, Vtuber, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/700	Votes:	3629
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Falling into the Void:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Animals Bred:	69
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187

Welcome to the most scandalous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on our server, where we have the most outrageous and wild stories to tell.

Ever looked away for 5 minutes and come back to find your whole world turned upside down? Well, that’s just a regular day on our server! Our players are always up to some shenanigans, from building giant statues of fertility goddesses to taming feral polar bears and hypnotic cuttlefish.

But that’s not all – we have a whole cast of characters that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From dorky yanderes to hex maniacs, our server is filled with unique personalities that will make you laugh until you cry.

And if you’re wondering about relationships, don’t worry – all of our talents are in a relationship with the server owner. So you know you’re in good hands!

So come join us on our server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft!

Tribs 3 Minecraft Server: Blocky Banter & Building Bonanza

ancestral, art, banter, blocky, bonanza, building, celebration, ceremony, Community, Connection, Dance, FESTIVAL, heritage, indigenous, Minecraft, Music, Server, SPIRITUAL, storytelling, tradition, trib 3.0, tribal gathering, tribal identity, tribalism, tribe culture, Tribs, Unity

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/700	Votes:	5305
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Welcome to Tribs 3.0, the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret hidden treasure full of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But beware, the treasure was guarded by a pack of evil chickens wearing armor made of obsidian! Only the bravest players can defeat them and claim the loot for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees grow enchanted diamonds instead of leaves. Imagine chopping down a tree and getting showered with precious gems! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn roaming the forest, ready to be tamed and ridden into battle.

Oh, and did I mention the giant lava parkour course suspended in the sky? It’s not for the faint of heart, but if you can make it to the end, you’ll be rewarded with a special potion that turns you into a fire-breathing dragon for 24 hours. Who wouldn’t want to breathe fire on their friends in Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join Tribs 3.0 today and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a mutant creeper, but that’s just part of the fun).

SmallTownCraft Minecraft Server

americana, charming, close-knit, Community, country living, friendly neighbors, Hometown, local culture, Main Street, Minecraft, mom and pop stores, Nostalgia, old-fashioned traditions, quaint, Rural life, Server, Simplicity, slower pace, small town, SmallTownCraft, town square, Traditional, unique shops

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/300	Votes:	6286
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Mines Excavated:	4602
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their cookie-cutter towns and lackluster communities? Well, look no further because our server is anything but typical!

Join us for a wild ride through a town where the cows have taken over and are running for mayor! Watch out for the sheep gang that roams the streets causing mischief and mayhem. And don’t even get us started on the chicken uprising that’s brewing in the town square.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the world’s tallest tower made entirely of dirt blocks, built by a player who claims to be a descendant of the legendary Dirt King. And rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare for the unexpected. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind town!

KissCraft: Sexy Moves

anticipation, attraction, Body language, chemistry, Connection, desire, eye contact, flirtation, Intimacy, kiss, KissCraft, lip biting, Moves, neck kissing, passionate, Romantic, seduction, seductive, Sensual, sexiest move, Sexy, teasing, WOMAN

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/300	Votes:	9216
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Love Letters Sent:	18
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a little romance (wink wink). Who knows, you might even find your soulmate while slaying dragons and exploring hidden dungeons. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and show off your sexiest moves during a kiss… or maybe just during a PvP battle. The choice is yours!