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| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 5798 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
so, like, listen up gamers, this server is like the ultimate cult of personality, just like Donald Trump but in Minecraft form. we got a whole bunch of followers who are like super loyal and will do anything for their leader, just like in real life. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and we promise not to start any actual cults or anything.
join this server if you want to be part of something bigger than yourself, something that will make you feel like you belong. plus, we have the most epic builds and the craziest events you’ve ever seen. like one time, we had a giant statue of Donald Trump made entirely out of diamonds. it was so shiny and beautiful, just like our leader.
so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server and become part of the most loyal and dedicated community in Minecraft. who knows, maybe one day you’ll even become the next leader of our cult of personality. but for now, just sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride. it’s gonna be one heck of a journey.
