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Momma’s MineCraft Server: No Splitting Profits!

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7871
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	2198	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value the art of negotiation and making a profit! Just like the OP who sold their grandma’s mattress, we believe in maximizing our resources and getting the best deal possible.

Join us for a chance to haggle with noncommittal strangers over virtual items, boost your way to success (literally, with rocket boots), and finally close the deal with a nice family of creepers who will come pick up your loot.

But beware, just like OP’s mom, there may be some demanding players who will try to claim their share of your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground and keep all the treasure for yourself, or will you give in to the pressure and split the loot down the middle?

Either way, you’re in for a wild ride of outrageous stories, insane profits, and maybe even a few whiny moms along the way. So come join us on our server and let’s see who can come out on top as the ultimate Minecraft entrepreneur!

Trouble Shooter’s Minecraft Server

affordable, buy my game, Demand, game development, Game Promotion, game recommendation, game sale, Game update, Gaming Community, Gaming Enthusiasts, gaming experience, high quality, indie game, Limit Break, Minecraft, player feedback, RPG, Server, shooters, strategy game, Trouble, Troubleshooter, troubleshooter game, video game

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6987
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2482	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Hey you! Yeah, you! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon’s long lost cousin, the Ender Llama! Trust us, this llama is no joke – it spits fireballs and can breakdance like nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has custom mini-games like “Zombie Pigman Bowling” and “Creeper Dodgeball” that will have you laughing until you cry. And don’t even get us started on our exclusive “Diamond Armor Fashion Show” where players can strut their stuff in the latest bling-bling armor sets.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. And remember, if you don’t join, the Ender Llama will find you…and it won’t be pretty.

Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

assertive, Bants, blocky, bold, brazen, challenge, command, compliance, Daring, Demand, explicit, expose, follow orders, Minecraft, obedience, Provocative, provocative statement, push boundaries, Reveal, RISQUE, Server, Suggestive, titties, whip out

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2287
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mines Excavated:	4009
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, if I told you to whip out your titties, you’d have to do it! That’s right, we’ve got crazy challenges and dares that will keep you on your toes (or should I say, on your tits). Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of nudity. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and show us what you’ve got (literally)!

BlockyBodycams Minecraft SMP

backfiring, Blacks, BlockyBodycams, bodycams, brutality, Demand, Drugs, erratic behavior, fighting cops, footage, Hole, injustice, Minecraft, narrative, PR disaster, reality check, resisting arrest, saving grace, smp, Ultimate Weapon, unarmed victim, weapon

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2196
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Enchantments Applied:	163	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Buildings Constructed:	22

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further than our server! Our bodycams were meant to be a tool for justice, but instead, they’ve become a hilarious PR nightmare. Every time a new video drops, it’s like watching a comedy show – “player reaching for a weapon” or “player on drugs acting erratic.” The narrative keeps crumbling, and it’s all thanks to our wacky footage. Join us and see just how long it takes for our players to realize they’ve dug themselves into a hole with their own antics! It’s a rollercoaster of laughs and insanity, so hop on board and join the fun!

Dave : the Pay-to-Stay Minecraft SMP

aew, Apology, Brett, Bryan, Bucks, Comment, Conflict, controversy, Dave, Demand, Drama, Effy, Hammerstein show, Locker Room, Minecraft, PaytoStay, Punching, punk, ricky, smp, Tony Furious, Venue, wrestling

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5292
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Towns Built:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Votes:	7337	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and drama-filled Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, nuclear reactions, and outrageous storylines that will leave you questioning reality.

When Effy said that line, it set off a chain reaction that made Tony go nuclear and pull Ricky into the mix. Dave insisted that Brett should make Effy apologize, but Bryan just shrugged it off and said he couldn’t control what she says. It was like a scene straight out of a soap opera, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

And remember that time when Dave demanded that Punk apologize to the entire locker room for punching the bucks? It was pure madness, but that’s just a typical day on our server. Join us and experience the insanity for yourself – who knows what kind of outrageous shenanigans will unfold next!

Vlad’s Minecraft Server: Pay Up or Else!

anger, collection, consequences, creditor, DEBT, debtor, delinquent, Demand, finance, Frustration, loan, Minecraft, MONEY, OBLIGATION, overdue, owed, Pay, payment, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Unpaid, vlad, Vlads

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4096
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Runes Activated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Vlad is the ultimate mafia boss and he’s coming after you if you don’t pay up! Join our server to avoid getting on Vlad’s bad side and having to deal with his army of zombie pigmen. But hey, at least they know how to throw a killer party in the Nether! So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of treasure if you’re lucky. Just remember, Vlad always gets his moneys…one way or another.

Our Blocky Minecraft Server

Belongs, blocky, Claim, confiscate, Demand, give it back, IMMEDIATELY, Minecraft, ours, ownership, Possession, possession rights, Property, Reclaim, RECLAIMING, retrieve, RETURN, rightful, rightful owner, Server, Stolen, take back, US

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7386
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Votes:	8438
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Gods Slained:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of hilarious trolls who love causing chaos and mayhem!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of stealing from other players, setting ridiculous traps, and unleashing mobs on unsuspecting victims. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But beware, if you try to steal from us, we will hunt you down like a pack of wild wolves and make you regret ever crossing us. So come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Just remember, this server belongs to us, so give it back immediately… or face the consequences!

GPU-less Minecraft SMP Player

Availability, Computer, Demand, Disappointment, Frustration, Gaming, gaming industry, GPU, GPUless, Graphics Card, Hardware, high demand, long waitlists, market trends, Minecraft, Out of stock, PC, player, Shortage, smp, stock, supply chain, Technology, unable to purchase

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3229
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. But don’t worry, our fearless admin team is there to save the day with their trusty diamond swords and enchanted armor. Join forces with them to fend off the undead hordes and maybe even score some sweet loot in the process.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have been plotting against the players for years. Will you uncover their nefarious plans and put an end to their reign of terror? Or will you join forces with them and become the most feared player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and see where the adventure takes you. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

New X3D CPUs Minecraft SMP

Advanced technology, anticipation, Computer Hardware, computing power, Cpu’s, Demand, enthusiasts, Gaming, high performance, impatient, innovation, long awaited, long tail, Minecraft, New Release, next generation, Processors, release date, smp, tech community, Technology, Upgrade, X3D, X3D CPUs

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	502
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	320	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	55

Are you tired of playing on servers with outdated CPUs that can’t handle your epic builds? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is powered by the brand new X3D CPUs that will make your gameplay smoother than a baby’s bottom! Join us and experience the thrill of building without any lag or glitches holding you back.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on the ruins of an ancient civilization, and players who explore deep enough may uncover hidden treasures and powerful artifacts. Who knows what secrets lie beneath the surface of our world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unleash your creativity like never before. Just remember to watch out for the lava pits and creepers, because they’re nothing compared to the real danger of missing out on all the fun!

Wataten’s Fun Minecraft Server

adorable, animation, Anime, Character, comedy, cute, Demand, Fan, friendship, Fun, japanese, Kawaii, Manga, Minecraft, Noa, Otaku, Request, school life, series, Server, slice of life, Thread, Wataten, Watatens

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	706
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Crops Grown:	7683
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because Noa demands a thread! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in the land of Noa, there was a legendary diamond sword that could only be wielded by the bravest and most skilled players. Rumor has it that whoever possesses this sword will have the power to control the entire server! But beware, for there are evil mobs lurking around every corner, ready to steal the sword for themselves.

But fear not, dear player, for on our server you will have the chance to embark on epic quests, battle fierce bosses, and even ride on the backs of dragons! Yes, you heard that right, DRAGONS! So what are you waiting for? Join Noa demands a thread and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior today!

CraftyDigits Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5007
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	649763
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and explore dungeons filled with dancing creepers! Our server is so crazy, even the chickens wear sunglasses and breakdance.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden treasure chest that is said to contain the rarest diamond blocks in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to control the weather and summon a herd of rainbow sheep to follow them around.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life!

Flamin’ James Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9079
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Holy Grails Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Emeralds Found:	7222	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to “Fire James Gun”! Why, you ask? Because James Gun is a notorious griefer who once turned an entire village into a giant chicken coop! Join us in our quest to rid the world of James Gun’s chaos by building epic structures and battling against his evil minions.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride on flying pigs, tame dragons as your loyal pets, and even participate in weekly llama races! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power (and a serious case of the munchies).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and help us “Fire James Gun” once and for all! Trust us, it’ll be a blast – literally, because we have TNT cannons for days.

SummerOfficeMC Server

Angry, campus, Commute, compromise, dad, Decision making, family, husband, kid chaos, kids off school, office, office space, pandemic, parenting, rented apartment, RESERVATION, Server, Summer, SummerOfficeMC, UNFAIR, work from home, working remotely

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4299
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
New Chunks Explored:	163905	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Love Letters Sent:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of working from home with your angry husband! Join us and build your own virtual office space where you can work in peace without any interruptions from your family.

Our server offers a unique feature where you can reserve workspace just like in real life, but without the hassle of actually having to leave your house. Plus, with our kid-friendly zone, your children can play and explore while you focus on your tasks.

Forget renting apartments or dealing with office politics, join our server and create your own work-from-home paradise. Who needs a campus office when you have a virtual world at your fingertips? Join now and start building your dream workspace!

StepmomSuxInheritLOL

Claim, Communication, Conflict, confusion, Deception, ENTITLEMENT, Estate, family, Grief, Inheritance, Legal, MONEY, Promise, RESPONSIBILITY, shared, Siblings, stepmom, StepmomSuxInheritLOL, Support, terminal illness, Will

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9902
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Mines Excavated:	4026	Dragon Scales Harvested:	206
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Imagine a world where griefing is not only allowed, but encouraged! Build your base, only to have it destroyed by your fellow players in the most creative ways possible. It’s like a never-ending prank war that will keep you on your toes!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and uncover the mystery of the missing inheritance. Play detective as you navigate through family drama, deceit, and betrayal to claim what is rightfully yours. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who takes it all?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs diamonds when you can have drama?

CraftyBucks Minecraft Server

affordable, bargain, Budget, cost effective, CraftyBucks, Deal, ESSENTIAL, frugal, good value, Handy, inexpensive, Minecraft, money saving, must have, practical, Purchase, savings, Server, smart shopping, under 50, useful, Value, Worthwhile

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1943
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	418
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Have you ever spent under 50 bucks and felt like a freakin’ millionaire? Well, imagine feeling like a Minecraft god for less than that! Join our server and experience the thrill of building a virtual empire for the price of a fancy dinner.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it that he once built a pixelated mansion using only dirt blocks and sheer determination.

And if you think that’s wild, just wait until you hear about the time our players discovered a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing creepers. They say if you can out-dance the creepers, you’ll be rewarded with all the diamonds your heart desires.

So come on down to our server and see what kind of crazy adventures await you. Who knows, you might just find yourself riding a pig into battle against an army of zombie chickens. The possibilities are endless, and the fun is guaranteed!

MineCraftyMadness

BIZARRE, Coworkers, Experience, funny, Job, MineCraftyMadness, odd, office, out of the ordinary, peculiar, strange, strange events, Surprising, unexpected, UNUSUAL, unusual behavior, unusual occurrence, weird, witnessed, work, Workplace

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4545
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Crops Grown:	7069
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Have you ever seen a creeper try to negotiate a salary raise with the boss zombie? Or watched a group of skeletons have a dance-off in the break room? Well, get ready for even more bizarre antics on our Minecraft server! Join us if you want to experience the wackiest workplace shenanigans in the virtual world. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground bunker where the villagers host their weekly karaoke nights. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this hilariously chaotic community!

Redstone Research Institute Minecraft Server

accident, breaking news, electronics, emergency response, Fatalities, Fire, Incident, innovation, Institute, investigation, Loss, Minecraft, Moscow, News, Redstone, research, Research Institute, russia, Russian, Safety, Science, Server, Technology, Tragedy, Victims

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2459
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	26

come join our minecraft server where we have more fire than a russian electronics research institute near moscow! except no one dies here, just lots of fun and explosions! our server is so lit, it literally sets the standard for hotness. we have crazy redstone contraptions that will blow your mind and make you question reality. join us and see why our server is the hottest place to be in the minecraft universe. just be careful not to get burned by all the excitement!

GazaCraft: Make Israel Weaker

GazaCraft, Israel, WEAKER

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	265
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	102

OMG u gotta join dis Minecraft server it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers instead of soldiers and missiles. We got crazy battles happening all the time, just like Israel and Gaza but without all the real life sadness. Plus, if u join u can help make Israel stronger by building epic structures and defending against enemy mobs. It’s like being a hero in a video game and saving the world, but without all the politics and stuff. So come join us and let’s show those creepers who’s boss! #MinecraftWarZone #BlockyHeroes #IsraelStrongerThanEver

Naked & Afraid: Cover Your Face, Not Your Bits

afraid, Anonymity, bits, concealment, cover, covering up, discretion, EMBARRASSMENT, embarrassment avoidance, exposure, face, Hiding, Humiliation, identity concealment, identity protection, modesty, naked, nakedness, privacy, public decency, public exposure, public humiliation, public nudity, self-consciousness, shame

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5112
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	9831
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

join our epic minecraft server where the only rule is to never wear pants! we have a secret society of nudist players who roam the lands in search of the rarest diamonds while flaunting their pixelated booties. if you’re tired of boring servers where everyone is fully clothed, come join us and embrace the freedom of letting it all hang out. plus, who needs pants when you have diamond armor to protect your bits? come join the fun and let your pixelated freak flag fly!

KetamineCraft: The Happy Pill Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2184
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Potions Brewed:	151	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have slow-release ketamine tablets that will make all your depression symptoms disappear like magic! forget those boring clinic-based treatments, we have the most cost-effective and accessible alternative out there! plus, our server is filled with unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs, what more could you ask for? so hop on and let the ketamine do its thing while you build your dream world in minecraft!