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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 4844 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 7 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 40 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Join us for epic adventures where anything can happen, just like your backpack getting raided by a curious pup. Our community is full of surprises, just like the moment you discovered your silicone-covered toy destroyed.
Don’t worry about replacing your lost item, our server is so generous, we’ll help you out with that $120 vibrator. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So come on and join us for a gaming experience that’s as unexpected as a dog mistaking a sex toy for a chew toy.