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  • FiancéFailsToDefendFriend

    FiancéFailsToDefendFriend
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 8828
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 47

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where drama is nonexistent? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Zaira put Emma in her place during a dinner with friends.

    Imagine a world where your fiancé’s savage comebacks are the highlight of the night, leaving everyone speechless and in awe. Witness the power of true love and a mean streak like no other as Zaira shuts down any potential threats to your relationship with her fiery words.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of watching drama unfold before your very eyes, all while enjoying some quality gaming time with your friends. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to handle the heat of Zaira’s epic takedowns!

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  • MineCraftyFags

    MineCraftyFags
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 2898
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 7
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Epic Shields Constructed: 40 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 24 Players Killed by Monsters: 1266

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing with PC only fags who think they’re too good for Minecraft? Join our server where we welcome all gamers, even those who praise the literal Ubisoft cut and paste trash games!

    We have a special group of players who are deluded enough to think Ghost of Tsushima is the best game ever made. They consistently shitpost about how Sony is dead and “snoy” is bad. But don’t worry, they also slurp on the cumstain of the shit covered pants of Sony’s vidya and praise it like it’s a masterpiece.

    If you’re looking for a wild and wacky community to join, look no further! Join our server for a truly unique gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, where else can you find players who are so passionate about their love for terrible games? Join us today and become a part of the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Kingdom Come LOLz – Preorder Not Required!

    Crafty Kingdom Come LOLz – Preorder Not Required!
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 2898
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 24 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8
    Titanic Battles Fought: 20 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Magic Crystals Found: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans are happening.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that will follow you around and roast your enemies with fireballs. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so watch out for some spooky surprises!

    So why waste your time preordering Kingdom Come 2 when you can join our insane Minecraft server and have the time of your life? Hurry up and join before the Ender Dragon steals all the cake!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Missing Russian: A Minecraft Mystery Server

    The Missing Russian: A Minecraft Mystery Server
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 6899
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Farms Harvested: 634 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 16
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Epic Shields Constructed: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where the Russian guy who stopped the stabber is a legend? Look no further! Join our server where we give credit where credit is due and don’t let any police whores steal the spotlight. Typical anglokikes can’t handle the epicness of our server, so come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughs, and maybe even a few Russian heroes saving the day. Who needs police when you have Minecraft players like us? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Souls: Prepare to Mine Edition

    Crafty Souls: Prepare to Mine Edition
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 3488
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Farms Harvested: 326 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 21
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take things to the next level with our “Is that a fucking Omen Mask dude?” edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a news channel that will keep you updated on all the latest happenings in the Minecraft world. Plus, our latest patches will blow your mind with new features and improvements that will make your gaming experience even more awesome.

    But wait, there’s more! Our main information document is a treasure trove of tips, tricks, and secrets that will help you become a Minecraft master in no time. And don’t forget about our character planners, interactive map, and group password – because who doesn’t love a good mystery to solve?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just ask our previous grace, who had the time of their lives with us. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyQueens – Where even creepers respect the ladies!

    CraftyQueens – Where even creepers respect the ladies!
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 7120
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 22 Epic Quests Completed: 29
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Gods Slained: 2 Votes: 6983
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a lonely Minecraft player, unable to find that special someone to share your diamond loot with? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll find love and affection from our virtual female players!

    Join us and experience the warmth and affection you’ve been missing in your pixelated life. Our female players are ready to shower you with attention and make you feel like the diamond in the rough that you truly are.

    Don’t be a faggot who hates women deep inside, join our server and let the love flow through you like a river of lava. You may just find that the real treasure in Minecraft is the friends (and girlfriends) you make along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your love story in the world of blocks and creepers.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Yaoi Adventures: Where Creepers Explode and Love Blooms! 😂📚

    Blocky Yaoi Adventures: Where Creepers Explode and Love Blooms! 😂📚
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 6771
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 341653 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Animals Bred: 137
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a danmei book? Look no further! Our server is filled with handsome guys and crazy adventures that will keep you hooked for hours on end.

    Join us and witness the epic tale of a player who accidentally hooked a fish while fishing, only to discover that the fish was actually a magical creature in disguise. Things took a steamy turn when the player and the fish fell in love and, well, let’s just say things got a little fishy and now there’s a fishbaby on the way!

    If you’re looking for a server that’s as bizarre and entertaining as a danmei novel, then come join us for some laughs and unforgettable moments. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KoreaCraft: Where South Korea BTFOS Japan in Minecraft!

    KoreaCraft: Where South Korea BTFOS Japan in Minecraft!
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 1712
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Votes: 3445 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 9
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a showdown between South Korea and Japan? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it would make Japan collapse faster than a creeper explosion. Join us and experience the thrill of defending your territory against invaders like never before. It’s like Russia invading Ukraine, but with more blocky fun! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show Japan who’s boss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Lolcraft – 404 Not Found

    Lolcraft – 404 Not Found
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 925
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 7
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 133 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Ores Mined: 3118
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 7444

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just end up in a dance-off with a group of friendly skeletons.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with a group of zombie villagers who have some killer dance moves. And don’t even get us started on the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to anyone who can beat it in a game of musical chairs.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on down and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelPride: Where LGBT is okay, just like in Japan… but with creepers!

    PixelPride: Where LGBT is okay, just like in Japan… but with creepers!
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 3382
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 25 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    New Chunks Explored: 772639 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 230 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being part of the LGBT community is not just okay, it’s fabulous! We embrace all players, whether you’re a rainbow-loving unicorn or a sparkly mermaid.

    Join us for epic adventures in a world where Japan sets the trend for all things fabulous. From kawaii villages to sushi-themed castles, the possibilities are endless. And don’t worry, we have plenty of pixelated cherry blossoms to make your gaming experience extra magical.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground karaoke club where players can show off their vocal skills while battling creepers. Trust us, nothing scares off a mob like a killer rendition of “I Will Survive.”

    So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where being yourself is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knew that building blocks could be so fabulous?

    New Minecraft Server
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  • MOOville Snapcraft

    MOOville Snapcraft
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 6534
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Animals Bred: 200
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Divine Spears Created: 14
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 22 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob and letting innocent villagers die because you can’t build a proper defense? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can finally redeem yourself and become the hero you were always meant to be! Join us and prove to the world that you are not just another Steve with a pickaxe, but a true warrior ready to protect the land from all evil forces.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of ruthless creepers. Will you dare to venture into the depths of the mine and claim the precious diamonds for yourself? Or will you chicken out like the rest of the players who couldn’t handle the pressure?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of Herobrine himself. Some say he roams the land seeking revenge on those who dare to challenge him. Will you be brave enough to face him in battle and emerge victorious, or will you become just another victim of his wrath?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become the legendary hero that Minecraft has been waiting for. Remember, the fate of the world is in your hands, anons. Don’t let us down!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Goofy’s RoboCraft Bonanza – Where Silly Meets Survival!

    Goofy’s RoboCraft Bonanza – Where Silly Meets Survival!
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    Players: 90/200 Votes: 5386
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Magic Wands Crafted: 11
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow virgins! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because this server is the ultimate place for all you losers out there!

    Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!

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