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MineCraftMoguls2030

$9.5 trillion, 2030, affluent, assets, billionaire, consultancy, deloitte, estimates, family offices, Financial, forecast, growth, Hedge Funds, high net worth, Investments, MineCraftMoguls2030, morph, rival, ultra-rich families, wealth, Wealthy

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3258
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	46	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

come join our minecraft server where the ultra-rich families play and flex their $9.5 trillion wealth by building mansions made of diamonds and gold blocks! our family offices are like hedge funds on steroids, making crazy investments in virtual land and rare items. you’ll never see so much bling in one place, it’s like playing in a virtual version of the great gatsby! join now and live the high life in minecraft like never before!

AnyaCraft SMP: MyWifeIsBetterThanYours

#wife appreciation, AnyaCraft, Characters, Distracted, distraction, Focus, infatuation, Interest, Kino, love, Marriage, my wife, MyWifeIsBetterThanYours, Obsession, overthinking, perfect, Random, relationship, Scene, sidetracked, smp, Story, Watching

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7354
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the distractions of real life, like wives popping up randomly while you’re trying to watch kino. Our server is the perfect place to focus on building and exploring without any pesky interruptions. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you might encounter. So come join us and leave your real-life distractions behind – unless your wife plays Minecraft too, in which case, bring her along for the fun!

FarmVibes Minecraft Server

animal care, animal handling, animal respect, animal rights, animal safety, animal welfare, child discipline, child supervision, family dynamics, farm animals, farm boundaries, farm chores, farm education, farm etiquette, farm experience, farm life, farm rules, FarmVibes, Minecraft, niece behavior, niece discipline, niece visit, Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5504
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with unruly children who treat your animals like toys? Join our Minecraft server where animals are respected and cherished! No more worrying about your niece carrying around your barn cat by its neck or kicking your elderly dog. On our server, everyone learns to treat animals with kindness and care, even if they’re just virtual pixels. Plus, we have a dozen baby chicks waiting to be admired, without any risk of them being snatched up by an overzealous child. Say goodbye to the chaos and join us for a peaceful and animal-friendly gaming experience!

CarCraftyCousin

2018, Argument, CAR, CarCraftyCousin, college, Communication, communication skills, Contact, DAUGHTER, dealership, decision, family, good condition, Jerk, Niece, SELLING, selling car, Shy.., socially shy, Toyota Corolla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1775
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	285	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where communication is key! Just like poor Luna, who couldn’t even speak a single word when trying to buy a car. But fear not, on our server, you’ll have to communicate with other players to survive and thrive!

Join us and learn the importance of speaking up, or you might end up like Luna, walking away without a car. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a heated argument with another player’s sister – it’s all part of the fun!

So come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate the crazy world of Minecraft with your communication skills intact. And remember, if you can’t talk the talk, you might just end up walking away empty-handed like Luna. See you in the game!

GolanCraft Minecraft Server

airstrike, Attack, Beirut suburb, Conflict, escalation, football pitch, Golan Heights, GolanCraft, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military Action, Minecraft, Political unrest, RETALIATION, retaliation strike, retaliatory strike, SECURITY, Server, Tension, violence

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6711
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Potions Brewed:	115
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Crops Grown:	8497
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

join our epic minecraft server where we blow up virtual football pitches in golan heights and then launch retaliatory strikes in beirut suburbs! because why not? come join the chaos and destruction, it’s a blast! literally. plus, our admins are like real-life superheroes, they can fly and shoot lasers from their eyes. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this insane adventure. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the virtual world like a boss. let’s do this!

BeirutBoomCraft

Beirut, beirut blast, Beirut crisis, beirut explosion, BeirutBoomCraft, blast, breaking news, Capital city, Crisis, emergency response, explosion, explosion aftermath, global impact, international news, Lebanese capital, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, News, Reuters, Tragedy, Witness

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8090
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Votes:	9609
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

OMG u guyz, dis server iz da bomb…literally! We got explosions like in Beirut, but don’t worry, it’s all just for fun! Join us for some explosive PvP battles and watch out for flying creepers! It’s a blast, literally! Join now and feel the adrenaline rush as you dodge TNT and fight off mobs in our crazy world. You won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come on and join the chaos!

ExistenceCraft

Being, Birth, chance, Cosmic, destiny, Existence, ExistenceCraft, fate, Humanity, infinitesimal, infinitude, Life, Miracle, Odds, philosophy, Probability, Reality, statistics, Universe

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3801
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Crops Grown:	2852	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

yo, welcome to dis crazy minecraft server where the odds of havin a good time are 10000000000000%!!! like, dude, imagine if you never existed on dis server, that would be like, the saddest thing eva. but don’t worry, cuz here, we make sure everyone exists and has a blast!

join dis server if you wanna experience the most epic adventures of all time. we got dragons flyin around, unicorns doin the cha-cha, and creepers throwin surprise parties. it’s like a wild circus mixed with a fantasy land on steroids.

and get this, on dis server, you can build a house made entirely out of cheese, ride a giant chicken into battle, and even become best friends with a talking potato. yup, you heard me right, a talking potato. his name is spud and he’s got some epic stories to tell.

so come on down to our server, where the odds of never having fun are 0.00000000000000002%. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, where else can you find a place where llamas rule the world and diamonds grow on trees? it’s like a dream come true, but with more explosions and bacon.

DepressCraft: A Dementia-Free Zone

aging, brain health, cognitive decline, correlation, dementia, DementiaFree, DepressCraft, depression, health outcomes, long-term effects, long-term study, Medical research, mental health, mental health disorders, mental health research., mental illness, Mental well-being, neurological disorders, Psychology, research, risk factors, statistics, Zone

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4622
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

so like, u know how minecraft is like ur escape from reality, right? well, this server is like ur escape from ur escape! join us and u will enter a world where depression is ur superpower!

u heard that right, folks! research has shown that if u start off depressed, u have a 74% higher chance of developing dementia! but on our server, that’s a good thing! forget building houses and mining for diamonds, here u will be mining for memories and building a fortress of forgetfulness!

imagine a world where u can’t remember where u put ur pickaxe or what u were doing 5 minutes ago. that’s the kind of fun u can expect on our server! join us now and lose ur mind in the best way possible!

Procrastinatwoflation – where we never get around to fighting on our plain old server

1.21, Dedicated, Discord, discord server, Discordsrv, Essentials, Fighting, Ip:, java, Link, Machine, Mill, Minecraft, ngrok, Plain, Player Base, Procrastinatwoflation, PvP, RAM, RUN, Server, Spigot, Vanilla

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7029
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Farms Harvested:	752	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	2816	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Spigot with Essentials and DiscordSRV
RAM	16GB dedicated
Minecraft Version	1.21 (Java)

Join us and come procrastinate!

Ip: 5.tcp.eu.ngrok.io:11172

Discord: https://discord.gg/3TmSHxJJBE

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server always running?	Yes, the server runs on a 16GB RAM dedicated machine.
What plugins are installed?	Essentials and DiscordSRV are installed on the server.
How can I join the server?	Use the IP address provided: 5.tcp.eu.ngrok.io:11172
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/3TmSHxJJBE

BigTittyFauna Minecraft Server

BigTittyFauna, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7115
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Towns Built:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the animals have tiny, disappointing chests? Look no further, because on our server, Fauna has been blessed with some seriously voluptuous assets! Join us for a wild adventure where you can marvel at the incredible cleavage of cows, pigs, and even chickens! Who knew pixelated animals could be so sexy? Don’t miss out on this udderly ridiculous experience – come join us now!

DeafCraft SMP: No Sound, All Fun

accessibility, american sign language, ASL interpreter, assistive technology, cochlear implants, Communication, deaf, Deaf community, deaf culture, deaf education, DeafCraft, deafness, disability, Fun, hard of hearing, hearing impairment, hearing loss, inclusive communication, lip reading, nonverbal, sign language, smp, Sound, speech therapy

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5471
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Star Shards Collected:	298

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly, diamonds grew on trees, and creepers were actually friendly and gave out hugs instead of exploding. It was a land of pure chaos and hilarity, where anything was possible and nothing was off limits.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken, battle against an army of evil bunnies, and participate in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon. Plus, our community is filled with the wackiest and most entertaining players you’ll ever meet, so you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most outrageous and laughter-filled adventure of your life!