Join us and you’ll be facing off against players in epic battles that make the Ender Dragon look like a baby zombie. We’ve got alliances forming faster than you can say “Redstone contraption” and rivalries as intense as a Nether fortress.
So come on, join us for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming in equal measure. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat right at your fingertips? Don’t miss out on the fun, because this SMP is where the real adventure begins!
ðĐââïļ Take on the role of a guardian fighting for custody against a drug-addicted sibling! Will you win the legal battle and secure child support for your niece, or will family drama tear you apart?
ðļ Garnish paychecks and bank accounts in a quest for justice and financial retribution! Who needs diamonds when you can have back child support payments?
ðĪŠ Navigate through a world filled with huffy relatives and manipulative family members, all while trying to maintain your sanity and retirement fund!
ðĪ·ââïļ Are you the hero fighting for what’s right, or the villain holding onto a grudge forever? Join our server and find out if you’re the AH in this crazy family saga!
Join us for some epic adventures and make sure to inform your friends when they come to visit, just like our responsible players do. And don’t worry about money, because our server is funded by a mysterious inheritance that no one can access (except for the admins, of course). So come on in and enjoy some quality time with your virtual family, where the only screaming you’ll hear is from excitement! ðŪâĻ #MinecraftFamilyFun #NoBabyBrotherLeftBehind
