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Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 4417 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Magic Items Found: | 1682 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 67 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Our players are always up to some shenanigans, like the time Steve accidentally married two players at once and started a love triangle that ended in a messy divorce settlement. Or when Creeper blew up someone’s house because they didn’t invite him to their birthday party.
So if you’re tired of real-life drama and just want to have a good time, come join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you have to worry about is whether you’ll survive the next creeper attack or not!