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DivorceCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9642
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Potions Brewed:	32	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries? Look no further than our server! We won’t let your brother Jake move in and disrupt your virtual life like he did in real life. Our server is all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any family drama.

Join us and escape the chaos of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. No more guilt-tripping family members or suffocating emotional reliance here – just pure fun and creativity. Plus, we have a strict no-couch-surfing policy, so you won’t have to worry about your brother crashing on your virtual couch either.

So come join us on our server and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast building epic structures and exploring new worlds? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a brother who can’t take a hint.

CheaterBustersMC

academic integrity, CheaterBustersMC, Cheating, consequences, CURVE, Decision making, Dilemma, education, Ethics, Exam, Fairness, Grades, Honesty, Integrity, Professor, Report, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, STUDENT, test, University

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	175
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Enchantments Applied:	145	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of getting wrecked in exams while others cheat their way to the top? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where cheating is not only allowed, but encouraged!

Imagine a world where you can look up answers in-game while taking a test, just like that guy in university did. No need to study for days, just hop on our server and cheat your way to a 99 every time!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you cheat your way to the top, but you can also anonymously report other players for cheating, just like in real life. Be selfish and look out for yourself, because on our server, it’s every man for himself!

So if you’re tired of playing by the rules and getting mediocre grades, join our Minecraft server and cheat your way to success! Remember, it’s not cheating if everyone’s doing it. 😉

SwearWordSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3064
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	41

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even say your favorite swear word without getting banned? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and of course, plenty of opportunities to drop your favorite swear word without any consequences.

Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring. So come join us and let loose your inner potty mouth in the most epic way possible!

CraftyCrushesMC

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8714
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Dimension Hops:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Emeralds Found:	3734
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Are you tired of building virtual relationships with pixelated villagers? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, your celebrity crush could be your next-door neighbor! That’s right, we have a special plugin that brings your wildest fantasies to life in blocky form. Imagine going on a date with Ryan Gosling or having a slumber party with Beyoncé – anything is possible on our server! So why settle for Steve when you could be living the virtual dream with your favorite celeb? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

BeirutBoomCraft

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1643
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, there are massive blasts happenin’ all the time! It’s like Beirut up in here, but with blocky explosions and stuff. Israeli air strikes be droppin’ bombs left and right, makin’ the whole server shake like a polaroid picture. You gotta be quick on your feet and build bomb shelters like your life depends on it, cuz it totally does. Join now for the thrill of a lifetime and see if you can survive the chaos!

Trans Men Menstruation Madness

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7628
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	190	Void Gems Collected:	32
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	296
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the hormones are wild and the menstruation is even wilder! we got trans men using testosterone gel or cream and still getting their period like it’s nobody’s business. it’s like a hormonal rollercoaster up in here! join now for a chance to witness the most bizarre menstruation moments in minecraft history. who needs regular gameplay when you can have hormone therapy drama instead? it’s a real game-changer, literally. don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life!

Flood >USA Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7168
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	25
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Zombie Dances:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Join us as we navigate through floods caused by mother nature going crazy due to global warming. But don’t worry, for every donation made, you’ll be helping us combat the floods and save our virtual world!

Our server is filled with thirdies causing floods left and right, blaming it on corruption, incompetence, and low IQ people. But hey, who needs logic when you can just blame it on plastic users, right?

So come join us on this wild ride where you never know what’s going to happen next! Will we survive the floods? Will we defeat the thirdies? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5953
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Secret Passages Found:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	408	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Divine Spears Created:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

BlockBusterMinecraft SMP

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8138
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken nugget. But be warned, the nugget is guarded by a herd of zombie cows who are obsessed with disco music.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the derpy llama unicorn. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because these llamacorns have a mischievous streak!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil bunnies or build a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to the Nether? Join us today and let your imagination run wild!

BlockbusterFlicks – Mine, Craft, Watch!

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	226
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers that make you yawn harder than a sleepy kitten? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our Minecraft server is about to blow your mind! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where every block is made of pure glitter and unicorns fly through the sky farting rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies break it down like it’s Thriller night. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we also have a giant hot tub filled with lava that you can relax in while sipping on a potion of fire resistance.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you watch a group of skeletons perform a synchronized swimming routine or witness a pack of wolves form a boy band and serenade you with howls of love? Trust us, this server is so epic, it’ll make your favorite movie look like a snoozefest in comparison. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!